I was going to do a post on how fucking awesome bucky is but C$$$ stole my thunder, instead you get this...

A post about pretty much nothing. I have no cool pictures that I have photoshopped, to get a big laugh. I dont even have anything funny to say or rant about today. Basically it is 1:30 the alcoholic in me is crying for a stiff whisky with a splash of water, and all I can hear in my head is Brother Ali's, "Champion". I cant wait to go check him out tonight at the High Noon, where I am sure to be one of the drunkest guys trying to lip synch to the songs.

This weekend is my last weekend before I head to the sunny Cabo San Lucas, with an epic crew of guys from my college days. I am trying to save money, but that wont happen, as the allure of getting shit faced at a bowling tournament i agreed to be in is far too much to resist. Instead I plan on getting shitfaced tonight, get up around noon, make some breakfast, start getting shit faced again. I hope I dont actually have to bowl in the tournament so I can heckle opposing teams. I hear we have Quintana and O'Brien in the semis, should be pushovers. How can I tell you I am going to be in a bowling tourney without one Big Lebowski reference. After the tourney I am going to beg every sober person there for a ride back to SP where I am having some peeps over for the UFC fight. Are you kidding me, Anderson Silva vs Dan Henderson for the Middle Weight title. This to me is the biggest fight in UFC history, two dominate fighters with contrasting styles ready to stomp one another out. I cant fuckin wait for the voice of the octagon to introduce this fight. I am going to need an entire roll of scotch tape to hide my erection from the three people that come over and watch the fight on our dime, and not even have the common courtesy to mix me a drink. Ok you are right half of a roll of tape. After that I really hope someone has sobered up because it is back to Marshall for a couple of my boys (Brad Fisher and Tim Dahl's) Bday. I am guessing it will be like any other birthday celebration in Marshall, get completely wrecked, then bet your friends that they dont have what it takes to take home the most disgusting pig in the bar, home. I am the current champ in this game for those of you that had any doubts. Still havent seen any of that $100 guys and my chest still hurts from that hog carving her number in pen across this chiseled abdomen. If by chance I make it until bar time, which would be a miracle, I get to sleep in the coldest house in all of Wisconsin. THis fucking house doubles as an igloo, and I usually end up passing out cock out on the hardwood floor. Basically as fun as all this sounds, I dont know if I am excited or dreading the next couple days.

Anyways this is the wrap-up to the most pointless post I ever made. No you cannot have the five minutes it took you to read this back. It is wasted, Deal With It.

WOW

That is all I can say is fucking WOW! I have never seen such a dominant Badger team!

Former 21 Jump Street Star coming to Wisconsin!

Not sure how many of you have heard this yet but the screen adaptation of Bryan Burrough's 2004 book "Public Enemies: America's Greatest Crime Wave and the Birth of the FBI, 1933-34." It describes the FBI's transformation when confronted with crime sprees by Dillinger, Charles Arthur "Pretty Boy" Floyd and Lester "Baby Face Nelson" Gillis. Starring none other than J-Depp and Christian Bale. J-Depp will play John Dillinger and Bale FBI Special Agent Melvin Purvis, who led the manhunt for Dillinger in the 30s. Sounds like they have been scouting locations and looking at extras and vintage cars for some months now. But have just confirmed they will be shooting mostly in Columbus (for those who don't know, I used to get drunk there a lot) due to the historic facade. It is a wise decision to shoot in WI since all the mobsters used to come up here to hide out from the po-po's. Dillinger escaped the feds in Manitowish, Wi at a little place called Little Bohemia. Its pretty cool I have been there, sweet story C-Weed. Anyway so yeah sounds like shooting will start in a month. This is actually pretty sweet. I cant wait to see this film, with Depp and Bale leading this film it should be fucking awesome. Oh and the director is Michael Mann a UW grad so suck on that. So the badger game is about to start and I am pretty sure this dirty thirty of the milla thrilla's aren't going to drink themselves. I think you understand. Go Bucky, down with Neitzel.
if you want to read more about it then here ya go, BAM!

Sexman

This kid is fucking hilarious! He goes by the name Sexman and that he is. He does these movie reviews that are priceless. Besides being the real life McLoven, his movie reviews seem to be pretty spot on. Although I havent seen any of the movies he has reviewed. His take on them just feel right.
Thanks to Filmdrunk for turning me on to this awkward rolemodel.....grrrrrrr



more videos here I havent watched any of them but I am pretty sure you will feel better about your pathetic life after checking them out, I know I did.

Gingervitis

While looking at the freckly boobs of Lindsey Lohan, I realized that I have one fear that I rarely talk about and that is spawning a souless ginger baby. I dont just mean a pale skinned-freckle face either. That includes "day walkers", or red headed children that dont have the same limitations. Everyone that I know has encountered a ginger at least once in there life and everyone knows how unpleasant that is. So I found this link that will hopefully stop the spreading of the ginger gene, so I no longer have to worry about this. Pleas click this link so we can find a cure for gingervitis!

A Little FYI

I dont know if any of you care, but I put my Gamer Tag on the bottom of my page in case any one wants to come get some in Halo or Call of Duty 4. Just know that I warned you, and it wont be pretty.

Im Live as Hell

Ok so I have been fucking around all god damn night with this "I'm going to create my own blog, high five" thing. Well its a done deal, to prove to the world that I do actually draw pictures all day and get paid for it, mind you. Visit Not The Designer Type, I will be posting recent design work. A online portfolio if you will, tell your friends, tell your relatives, or shake a bum and tell him you know a guy who does things, after you tell him to get a job first of course. So there it is whether you like it or loath it I am live as hell.

Laziness Has Taken Over the Blog

So deal with these funny videos, while I search within to find out why I dont feel like writing anything interesting.

Leperchauns


Bo is Back


Sweep the Leg


Earl Weaver Puts Bobby Knight to Shame (NSFW)

Oscar Recap

No I didnt watch a sigle second of the most overrated award show. I dont care about who is wearing what on the red carpet and i really hate all special tributes and life time achievements. I do care however about what the awards stand for, and that is best in the movie business. I will break down some of the major awards and give my thoughts.

Best Supporting Actor

Nominees:
Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men)
Tom Wilkinson (Michael Clayton)
Philip Hoffman (Charlie Wilson's War)
Hal Holbrook (Into the Wild)
Casey Afflect (Assasination of Jesse James)

Winner: Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men). This is the only category where I have seen 4 out of 5 of the nominees so take my opinion for whats its worth, however I feel the Academy would have had a hard time going wrong with any of these. I probably liked Casey Afflect a little more than Javier Bardem, but this is a strong category this year. I will say this was Casey Afflects break out year, he is one of the better actors in Hollywood, much better than big bro.

Best Actress: Havent seen any of these movies.
Best Supporting Actress: Havent seen any of these movies.

I dont want to sound sexist but I think this was a weak year for performances by the ladies. Not that I see or know all the good movies out there, but the only movie I saw with a a nomination in those two big categories was Juno. I will give special mention for a wonderful performance from, Ellen Page. She was very good in that movie. If anybody has any insight on these films, I would love to hear it.

Best Actor

Nominees:
George Clooney (Michael Clayton)
Daniel Day Lewis (There Will Be Blood)
Johnny Depp (Sweeney Todd)
Viggo Mortenson (Eastern Promises)
Tommy Lee Jones (In the Valley of Elah)

Winner: Daniel Day Lewis. Havent seen In the Valley of Elah or Sweeney Todd but the other three men did give very good performances. However Daniel Day Lewis was in different world than these other guys. I would argue that it is the best performance of the last ten years. I would of liked to see him give his speech and see him out of character. He rarely does television appearances. He is beginning to rack up academy awards however. He definately made it cool to drink the milkshake.

Best Director:
Joel and Ethan Coen (No Country for Old Men)
Paul Thomas Anderson (There Will Be Blood)
Tony Gilroy (Michael Clayton)
Jason Reitman (Juno)
Julian Schabel (The Diving Bell and the Butterfly)

Winner: Joel and Ethan Coen. I am torn with this one. My two favorite films of the year are No Country and There Will Be Blood nothing is even that close. I think I would have to go against my two all-time favorites if I had a pick. I just thought the look and feel of There Will Be Blood was amazing. Paul Thomas Anderson, took this movie and screenplay from a book just like the Coen's the only difference was I think I got more out of Anderson's movie. When I left the theatre I was kind of in shock and didnt know what to think and few movies do that to me.

Best Movie:
Atonement
Juno
Michael Clayton
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood

Winner: No Country for Old Men. Like I this was in my top 2 movies of the year, I just have it number 2. I loved everything about this movie, from dialogue, to acting, to visuals, to storyline. I just enjoyed the powerful performance of Lewis a little more than anything No Country had. I would say both of these movies are deserving in what was a great year for movies.

My top 5 movies of 07 (Didnt want to do this until Into the Wild hit on DVD but here goes it)

5- Assasination of Jesse James: This film got no love from the Academy but I absolutey thought it was one of the best westerns I have ever seen. The movie follows Jesse James in the last days of his life. Like There Will Be Blood it is has more of a theatrical feel than a regular movie, and is a character study. However there are some great performances, and some very chilling scenes.

4- Eastern Promises: This movie wasnt great, but if you enjoy crime films like I do, it was something fresh. However there is one scene that should of been cut completely from this film.

3- Juno: I reccommend everyone going to see this film. It is absolutely wonderful. It will make you feel good when you leave even though it dives into some pretty tough subject matter. Great story with very good performances.

2- No Country for Old Men: I believe it comes out Tuesday and I want to see it again, but I loved it the first time. I disagree with the academy a little but its hard to argue with this pick.

1- There Will Be Blood: Seeing Daniel Day Lewis alone would make this best picture worthy, but an intense story about a man dealing with his faith, passion, and greed make this one my favorite of the year.

Straight Outta Edgerton

Febuary twenty mutha fuckin'one DWI back in this muthafuckah yo...we on this blog kinda smooth so what you gunna do C-Weed...and so on, the blog goes on. I have been busy the last few weeks. I will try to recap quickly so I can get into something.
Three weeks ago I was in San Diego for work then I had to go to Indianapolis the following Wednesday through Tuesday. Needless to say I drank a shit ton and worked a lot of hours in between. Anyway enough about that bull shiiiate, I have been wanting to post some of my design work on the blog. But then I realized that my colleague and I have turned this blog into ultimate and utterly filth that should only be viewed by like minded individuals. I really cant associate this blog with my job, (Timmy I think you could side with my legal obligations on this one) since I would probably get fired and nobody wants that well I am sure someone would relish in my short comings. So I am planning on starting my own blog to just post some recent works and hopefully spark some freelance work out of it. Don't worry I am not leaving DWI. I will continue to either: make you laugh, want to hunt me down and castrate, hunt me down and pick my sexy brain or bore you with my drunken ramblings. So in the mean time I am still pulling for that Playboy spread or better yet Penthouse edition with Linzay Lohan, my wiener is still recovering from her latest boob fueled photoshoot. So with that said I am back and will be searching the internet for hilarity so you dont have to. DWI your one stop shop for everything that is right about the internet

Gayer than Aids

If you have turned on ESPN in the last three weeks well then you have been bombarded with lame talk of these huge blockbuster deals that were going to put the Suns and Dallas over the top. In the last week first ballot hall of famers Shaquile O'Neal and Jason Kidd were traded from there respective ball clubs to the Western Conference. Well the two saviors had less than stellar debuts as both teams lost. Can ESPN please hold off on giving all this coverage to these two bad trades until both of these teams fizzle out of the playoffs. I mean I love Jason Kidd, but Devin Harris is going to be a 18 pt 7 assist guy for a long time in this league. Plus the Nets are clearing up the space needed to go after Lebron James in 2010. Throw on top of it they got two draft picks and this trade will be a bust for the Mavs. Well at least owner Mark Cuban will have this photo as well as his experience on dancing with the stars to look back on.

As for the Suns, oh the poor Suns, they get screwed last year in the playoffs and lose to the Spurs, now they resort to desperation picking up the big Aristotle. Essentially giving them one maybe two more years at a title shot. However as they got spanked by Lakers last night, it isnt going to matter.

Meanwhile to trades that went under the radar, the Lakers picking up Pau Gasol and the Spurs picking up Kurt Thomas, are huge for those two teams. My pick is Lakers vs the Spurs in the Western Conference finals. So in order Dirk, Nashy, Mark Cuban eat a dick!

Humpday: Marisa Miller

This is the Sports Illustrated cover girl for the most recent swimsuit edition. Though I havent been a fan of the swimsuit issue since Cindy Crawford and Kathy Ireland were rockin it. This one is not bad at all. Enjoy!!!

I Love You Lindsay

I don't usually do the Hollywood scene, besides my rarely read film reviews. However in the absence of good ol C$$$ and I definately miss his presence on the blog, I want share this with everyone. I have had a crush on Miss Lohan since I heard she was making a remake of the first drifting movier ever made, Herbie the love bug. Then I really started liking her when she started admitting she is a nympho and goes out just to bang. I love when girls toss me the ol pity bang just because they cannot resist there womanly urge. It got even better when she was admitted into a rehab clinic because she was an alcoholic, coke fiend. Now she goes out and just shows me those beautiful fun bags in a tribute to Marilyn Monroe, for New York magazine. I am actually thinking about going to Hollywood, getting my cock lengenthened, and searching for one shot to be with this babe. Can you say perfect woman?

For all you pervs, you can see them boobies here

I Fucking Hate Mondays!

I dont really have the words to describe the debauchery of this weekend, but needless to say, I had a pretty shitty day today. So instead of leaving you with some bullshit I am just going to let one of my favorite people help me on my blog today. Today Dennis Miller is going to step in and do a little venting. Apparently he is just as pissed off as I am.

"What concern is it of ours if some mindless stoner wants to spend his his life hooked up to a Turkish skull bong? Now, I'm not pro-drug, they obviously cause a lot of damage, but I am pro-logic and you're never going to stop the human need for release through altered consciousness. The government can take away all the
drugs in the world and people will just spin around on their lawn until
they fell down and saw God.

Now I don't want to get off on a rant here, but it seems to really
enrage the vast cheese dog and beer quaffing nation out there when someone
decides to waste his own life chasing down chemical euphoria and I'm not
sure why. Our displeasure with someone hell-bent on self-ruination
through drug use seems really disproportionate to its direct impact on
us. And as a matter of fact, I believe we amplify that impact when we
attempt to enforce unenforceable laws. It not only costs us billions of
dollars, but it puts us in harms way as addicts are driven to crime as a
means to an end. Why do we chase druggies down like villagers after
Karlov? Let them legally have what they already have and defuse the
bomb. You know, I think the hysteria about drugs is often times baseless.
And this comes from me, a man who has never done cocaine in his life,
although I did smoke dope upon occasion during my stint as a student at
Oxford in the late 60s. And you know, the war on drugs is more often than
not fruitless and patently hypocritical, be honest with yourselves now.
What drugs are the most dangerous to the most Americans? Its a no
brainer: cigarettes and alcohol. Those are the statistical champions by
hundreds of thousands of deaths. And wouldn't you rather shoot a game
of pool with a guy smoking a joint than a guy drinking whisky and beer?
Someone smoking a joint doesn't all of the sudden rear back and stab his
partner in the eye socket with a cue stick, ok? He's too busy laughing
at the balls.

And you know as far as harder drugs go, if somebody wants to shoot
up and die right in front of you, more power to him, you know? It's his
call. And you know the herd always has a way of thinning itself out.
We aren't stupid people here in America, no more than anyone else in
the world, so why are we obsessing on habits that harm no one but the
habitual, while we let real problems slip ever further out of reach. We
seem to be willfully turning away from reality, and from logic might I
add, to punish people, who in many instances are doing an extremely fine
job of punishing themselves, thank you. And in some cases they're not
even punishing themselves, but rather just following age old spawning
instincts that are as woven as deeply into their brain as their need to
watch Home Improvement."

-The Great Dennis Miller

Love Week: FHM's Top 10 Sex Positions

First of all I would like to say sorry for the blog the last couple of weeks, I have been lost without my fellow contributor C-Weed. I hope things pick up next week. Anyways here is a link to FHM's top 10 sex positions.

NSFW

All I can say is I have only done about half of those positions, but I dont see how classic doggy can be any lower than three. I would probably modify it with left hand pulling back hair with right arm flexing in mirror, but thats just me. Hopefully some of you can practice these this weekend! I know I will be too drunk to.

Love Week Continues: Top 10 Movie Sex Scenes

Have you ever noticed the only time I talk about sex on here is when I am not getting any. Which is pretty much all the time. Anyways, I plan on renting a couple of these movies later tonight, if any of my lady readers are interested in joing me...46 Tower Dr Sun Prairie WI

#10 Unfaithful- This movie was actually difficult for me to watch. A lot of sexual tension and cheating. It didnt help that my mother took me see this film lol. Anyways I have since purchased this movie and all I can say is how is Diane Lane again? I bet you will not believe she is 43. Plus how hot is some French playboy whom owns his own bookstore. This guy is who I want to be, just mowing down married guys lawns. I think cunnilingus is a french term.

#9 Mulholland Dr.- When doing a list of top sex movie sex scenes i probably could have just listed all of David Lynch's movies in order. Not many people can film a sex scene like he can. I gurantee you it will be one of the most real you have ever scene. This particular scene involves the sexy Naomi Watts in a lesbian scene with a gorgeous brunette. One of the reasons this movie is so difficult for me to follow is I always lose concentration after this scene.

#8 Basic Instinct- If you are into girl on top which I am very much am, then this is the scene for you. Sharon Stone has a wonderful bod, hot enough for me to be able to stand an entire Micheal Douglass movie. Wait he was bad ass in Black Rain. This one starts and ends with a stabbing. Wow that was lame.

#7 Shoot Em Up- I have actually posted this scene on my blog. In the years most over the top action movie we have the most over the top love scene. I complete sex scene while in a gun fight. Yeah try that sometime. Throw in Monica Bellaluchi and Clive Owen and you have cinema gold. After Clive kills all the bad guys he utters to his lactating hooker babe, "talk about shooting your load". Whomever wrote this script is a cod damn genious.

#6 Showgirls- OK every single man my age has seen this movie, and I think we will all agree it is horrible. However it is the reason I want to move to Vegas and start pimpin on show girls. I will walk you through this, Jessie Spano leads guy into the pool. She holds sees how long she can hold her breath with a nice underwater fellate scene, and then she proceeds to ride him like a damn jockey under some waterfall. Guys it doesnt get much better than that with out showing cock or butt hole.

#5 Secretary- This is a very strange movie. However it is one of the better overall movie on this list. James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal have one crazy sexy relationship. One based on power, submissiveness, im not even sure that is a word. Still there is a spanking scene that is as hot as any scene I have ever scene to only get an "R" rating. I dont know why I think Maggie Gyllenhaal is hot but she just does it for me. Check this movie out.

#4 9 1/2 Weeks- Guys this is a good DVD to keep around the house. Nothing says I want to bang like popping this movie in. Not that your raging clue wouldnt be enough of a hint, but this may help get her into the mood. There are a lot of erotic sex scenes in this film, but the one in the kitchen is amazing. Take the two things I like most (food and sex) and throw them together and well you can see why it is so high on my list.

#3 Boogie Nights- This definately is the best overall movie on the list. Truly a classic. The best sex scene from it is when we get to see Dirk in action for the first time. He hits it so hard and so long that the camera runs out of film. The scene is topped off with a line I can only dream of hearing in bed, “I want you to come in me. It’s OK, I’m fixed.” Wow!

#2 Team America World Police- Much like Shootem Up this gets in here because of its outstanding comedic value. Definately the most graphic sex scene in hollywood history as two puppets get down in about 25 different positions before they were finished. Shit, all he had to do was promise to never die, if it was that easy i wouldnt be making this list. Hell I wouldnt even have this blog.

#1 Monsters Ball- I dont know why this is my all-time favorite sex scene. I like Halle Berry, but in this movie she doesnt look her best. Plus it has Billy Bob Thornton in it and I really do not like him at all. I think it is because I am pretty sure he is actually hittin it from behind. It is so fucking real. His 2 minute effort is so reminiscent of what I would be doing if Halle let me hit it. Actually I doubt I would last that long.

Valentines Day Week

I am going to follow up yesterdays post with some more posts about finding true love. It seems like I am extremely cynical around valentines day especially when I dont have a mate. This year I assure you will be no different. Noel book us two spots at the Geisha on Thursday around 8.


Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently

Probably Not Suitable For Work

However since this reminds me of a sexual experience I have had I have to post it.

Friday Rant: Shaved!?!

Friday are the hardest days for me to post because my mind is usually on the weekend. Instead of posting what is on my mind, my goals for the weekend that are always the same, drunk, laid, sleep late. I usually either post some stupid video that makes me laugh or do a little rant about something that may grind my gears. Well I couldnt find any good videos so you will have to read some of that same bull shit that occasionally gets spewed from my mouth.

As many of you know I have been a subscriber to Penthouse for little over a year, before that I had a playboy subscription, before that I had the best gift a man has ever given, a box full of smut mags ranging from foxhole to perfect 10. I would say over the last 10 years i have seen just about every possible kind of nudie mag you can imagine. Some wonderful, Backdoor Magazinge. Some not so wonderful, playboy. At any rate I have become a coneseur of everything nakedness. Who doesnt enjoy looking at a naked woman? I mean I dont think anyone will argue that woman was gods greatest invention. Without them there would be certainly no point for me to get up in the morning. Even if you dont agree, few will argue that there is little better than a beautiful naked women.

Over those years, I have noticed a trend among these girls. Gone are the big hairy bush that defined the pubic hair from the start of mankind into the 21st century. In its place is a new look. I believe shaved is the expression. Now I for one have no problem with shaved for the most part, however a few things about the look really piss me off. The first problem i have with the shaved look is it doesnt give that area much cover. Now ladies you are going to hate me for this, but not all of you have the prettiest Va-JJ's. Some have the prototypical, biology class model vajin. However some of you have what I like to call the "open face roast beef sandwich" version which may taste the same, but can be very hard on the eyes. Look I know my cack aint the prettiest to look at, hell the very sight of it disgusts me. However that is why I like to keep a nice thick main on top to take some of the focus of it. Ladies feel free to clean up underneath and do all that jazz. This is a not a rant for letting yourself go down there. I just think the chicken skin look was so 2001. Lets get back to the days of thick landing strips shaved as arrows guiding me home.

Now the whole look thing isnt even the real reason I want bush back. The real reason is the whole thing with guys having to keep up. I bet if I asked my father, someone who is twice the man i will ever be if he has ever shaved his scrot he would punch me in the face and laugh. The old school guys never had to deal with this whole shaving of the balls thing. They were allowed to let themselves go, and the ladies used to love it. A hairy nutsack was comparable to nice car now. The more hair you had the more man you were. Aww the good ol days. While I had a girlfriend, she insisted that I stayed shaved down there. She would say, "hey I keep mine clean why cant you do the same". Since I didnt want to be cut off i would do the same. Unfortunately I never mastered the process. I would sit in the shower for good lord 45 minutes trying to get into each crevace of wrinkled nugget pouch. Still after what I though would look like a babies bottom still would be covered in hair. I never would think about doing the brazillian route, though me on my hands and knees while some babe puts hot wax on my chode and liberty bell, is quite the pleasant sight. Something is just not right about a man using hot wax for hair removal. I dont know how those guys in porn stay so smooth. Because what is worse than the actual shaving is knowing you will have to do it everysingle day because man do you itch when that shit starts to grow back. Worse than just a girl friend telling me to do so, it has actually become the culture among my male contemporaries. Fuck 90% of the guys I know shave there balls. I dont know why we started down this slippery path, Im sure it was because of a woman. All I know is I am sick of it. It has to go. I cant go my whole life worrying about what people think about me. I need to admit that people arent going to like the way I look regardless so fuckem. Let yourself go! It is time for me to bring the manhood back into my life.

It isnt that I dont see some of the definite positives to being shaved down there. Hell I went to one blow job a year to two, which is still terrible, but a 100% increase is nothing to laugh at. I did look much more endowed with the hair trimmed up. When I say looks bigger I really mean visible again. Plus it has to be a bit more sanitary. I just dont think it is worth it. Ladies you need to start letting the it go. Enough with the shaved, start going trimmed. Let the guys have what is rightfully theres. Allow me to get ready on a friday night in less than an hour and a half. I beg you. BRING BACK BUSH!!! and I aint talkin bout W.

Humpday Snowbunny Edition: Gretchen Bleiler

So maybe she isn't the best looking humday girl to date, but with the 10" the good lord is dumping on us today I thought the number one ranked women's snowboarder was perfect. Plus she is the only Winter X game participant I could find decent pics of. Hey it is better than looking out the window and seeing your driveway accumulate snow.

Incredible NSFW!!!

SMURFS!!!

OK,

If you had the stomach to click on the link. Who is the sexiest cartoon babe? My vote is above.

How Nerd Are You?

Here is a list of the twenty nerdiest pup culture phenomena. I would have to say blogging probably should be on that list and close to the top of it. Admit it almost everyone that reads this blog can admit to loving something that would be considered nerdy to most. If you are man enough to add to this list I would love to hear it.

I will start-

Online Gaming
Quoting Big Lebowski
Tucker Max

Oh and who wants to go to a freaking rennaissance fair with me?

Superbowl Weekend

Well it damn near killed me but, I am back to work after a wild weekend. Well I was back to work briefly yesterday morning, but had to leave as I was on zero hours sleep, with the worst hangover i have ever experienced. Keeping my food down was hard, keeping my eyes open was harder, so I took a personal day and slept for 20 hours. Today it is back to reality. My weekend was wild, friday night my friend Tori, had my roommates and I over for dinner and we then went downtown and met my brother for some pops. It ended up being a pretty fun night, and it ended with me being booted from some halo matchs for poor sportsmanship. Saturday was basically a day of recovery before doing it all over again, I got back on the horse mid day, and it wasnt long before people were showing up for the fights at my house. We partied very hard that evening, though I didnt get very drunk. The fights were pretty lame, I thought, but the strip club was fun. Big Pony was in prime form, and he needed to be escorted home after being cut off. Though nobody had more fun than him that evening. Sunday we got up and made a dish to pass for our super bowl party. The game was great though I wanted to see the Patriots win, to shut up that 72 dolphins team. It really didnt bother me either way. I had a little money on the Giants to cover but ended up losing money on a pool since the Patriots lost. Basically I gambled, played cards, drank, and indulged in basically everything bad for you until I had to go to work at 7. I was at work for 3 hours before I called it a day and slept until I had to be at work for today. Superbowl weekend, usually takes months off my life and this year was no different.

Finally Superbowl Coverage I can Relate To

I like most cannot stand the two week break in between the Conference Championships and the Superbowl. All of this talk about Brady's foot, Plaxico's mouth, Eli's pin head is making me sick. Well until I heard this tasty nugget. There is a rumor going around the internet, yes most of these are false but this is too funny, in which the Giants Defensive End Osi Umenyiora is into taking dumps on prosty's and rightfully so. These are the types of stories I enjoy hearing about. Anyway here is the link to some prosty who is so grossed out by this she only let him do it like ten times. Oh yeah and some guy made this hilarious etha sketch detailing Osi and the Cleveland Steamer!

Usi Poops on Babes

Take That Jimmy Kimmel

I posted a while back a funny prank Jimmy Kimmel played on Matt Damon. Well it appears Damon had the last laugh. How do you like them apples!