I know I have posted her before, but these pics are really hot. If I wasnt so worried about getting beat up by all those MMA clowns, I would seriously move to Brazil.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Humpday: Adriana Lima (NSFW)
I know I have posted her before, but these pics are really hot. If I wasnt so worried about getting beat up by all those MMA clowns, I would seriously move to Brazil.
Monday, December 8, 2008
Free Free
Alright, so, I don't wanna be the guy who only posts freestyles, but whatever, they bring me an abundance of joy so DEAL WITH IT.
In any case, this is one of the most interesting freestyles you'll ever see. I didn't think that a freestyle session could get any more random than the ones I usually have with C$ and Ted, but this one takes the cake. Although See-Wee's scat-rap and Teddy's space-box is something to behold, this clip stands alone. But what's so great about this is that it teeter-totters on brilliance. Anybody can act this insane, but I challenge any given words-smith to knock one this far simultaneously. They say that the most brilliant minds are held by crazies. I believe Sage lies here.
It takes some time to develop but I'm sure it'll leave you with a big smile on your ugly mug. Slater.
In any case, this is one of the most interesting freestyles you'll ever see. I didn't think that a freestyle session could get any more random than the ones I usually have with C$ and Ted, but this one takes the cake. Although See-Wee's scat-rap and Teddy's space-box is something to behold, this clip stands alone. But what's so great about this is that it teeter-totters on brilliance. Anybody can act this insane, but I challenge any given words-smith to knock one this far simultaneously. They say that the most brilliant minds are held by crazies. I believe Sage lies here.
It takes some time to develop but I'm sure it'll leave you with a big smile on your ugly mug. Slater.
Bowl Pick em
I am running a bowl pick em similar to the bracket I did for March madness. The only difference is this is going to cost $10 a person and I will be paying out 1st, 2nd, 3rd. If you are interested follow the link below.
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/bowl/register/joinprivategroup_assign_team?GID=27200&P=dealwithit
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/bowl/register/joinprivategroup_assign_team?GID=27200&P=dealwithit
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Checking in
YO wut up my bliggers, C-Weed in this mah fucka! Just pooping in to say wut up. I haven't posted in a minute so here she goes. It has been a pretty crazy last few weeks, from hospital visits to not seeing any deer to me becoming an uncle again 4-pete(!) to frigid temps and me revisiting my hatred for Wisconsin.
Well, My pops went into the hospital for a few related illnesses. Got pretty hectic there for a grip, but If I have learned anything in my 27 years is that my dad is a fighter. He did amazing in a string of things going wrong one after another. I will say I dont know if I could of saw past the constant shit storm of news that he heard every day and kept on keeping on. The doctors always had good news followed by something new they found that was wrong . He was disgruntled but got threw it like a wildebeest shaking a croc. He is home now and it is looking like it will be for extended stay, sausages crosses obviously!So yeah I went deer hunting and didn't see a fucking thing. Actually I have been bow hunting since mid Oct. and haven't seen anything since then. So yeah 6 weeks and my eye balls haven't seen a thing, fuck you deer...yeah fuck you! Whatever I have a few more weekends in December to split your asshole wide open, trust me I am going to enjoy it more than I ever have. **blood curdling screech, rubs doe urine all over bare butt cheeks, whispers "you will be mine"**
On a lighter note. My sister of all my life recently had her fourth child, a baby girl! 19" 7.7 el bee's, Ruby Anne. Love the name by the way, something about it tells me she is going to be a whipper snapper just like her other 3 kids. I tell you what, I couldnt ask for cooler nieces and nephews,(2 boys, 2 girls) I am really blessed. I cherish the times I get to spend with them. They always make it memorable that is for sheezay baleezmay.And last but not fucking least. If I didn't work for a company who makes millions off of frosty precipitation than I would really, really hate snow! Don't tell my boss but I really do. Fuck it, I am going to tell him right now, on my blog-I know he doesn't read. I HATE WINTER!!!!!. Things about winter I fucking despise:
-shoveling
-having to wake up early to un-thaw my truck
-driving in frozen diarrhea
-frigid temps
-going home from work in the dark, If I find the dick face who thought day light savings was a good idea. I am going to recreate the movie hostel on his bitch ass.
-giant coats, gloves, and hats...oh and scarves on dudes. How bout you just wear a giant rainbow flag tucked into your underwear. We all know where the end of that rainbow ends, your prostate...fag!
Wait there are a few things I do like:
Badger basketball...and getting drunk. Thats it, fuck winter! I don't know how better else to put it.
I will be in the kitchen mixing up a tall boy if you need me, god damn it!
Am I Getting Soft?
I know what you are thinking, Tasty, you have always been soft. A cross between the Michelin man and State Puff, but I did something today that makes the old Browne seem hard in comparison. This morning I was offered Badger tickets for Saturdays game. This is not an ordinary game, they play against there arch rivals, the Golden Eagles of Marquette. You have to understand I cannot stand Marquette, I know it is only because I am a Badger fan, but it also stems to a lot of people that i have met that went to Marquette feeling like they are better than the lovable cross town losers who graduated from lowly UW-M. That being Milwaukee and not Madison, for you out of towners. There is nothing I enjoy more than watching my beloved Badgers beat the Eagles. However I will not be attending the game this year. My girlfriend and I had made some plans to attend a Holiday party on Saturday and although she said I could go to the game, I politely declined the tickets and decided I will live up to my word and go to the party with her.
Now for most of you are probably thinking big fucking deal, that is hardly post worthy. Well maybe you are right, but to me this is a pretty big deal, because I often do not put anybody or anything ahead of doing that which makes me happy, and I consider it one of my biggest character flaws. I just love having fun, and some times I realize that comes between myself and some of the people closest to me. Going to the game on Saturday would have made me extremely happy, but I just could not back out of my plans with the girl friend. Call me a fag, call me a pussy, but I am actually pretty damn happy just hanging with her. Lets just say I could not see myself making the same decision last year at this time. (By the way the Marquette vs Badger game last year was probably one of the top five days I had all of last year, Timmmaaay I am sure would second that). I guess the point of this story is sometimes you have to give up what is special to you in order to show how special someone is to you. It took me a long time to realize that, and if the Badger game is a great one I probably will wish it took me longer to realize. Still, I at least will be with someone that means more to me than a Badger game, and with me that is saying something.
Now for most of you are probably thinking big fucking deal, that is hardly post worthy. Well maybe you are right, but to me this is a pretty big deal, because I often do not put anybody or anything ahead of doing that which makes me happy, and I consider it one of my biggest character flaws. I just love having fun, and some times I realize that comes between myself and some of the people closest to me. Going to the game on Saturday would have made me extremely happy, but I just could not back out of my plans with the girl friend. Call me a fag, call me a pussy, but I am actually pretty damn happy just hanging with her. Lets just say I could not see myself making the same decision last year at this time. (By the way the Marquette vs Badger game last year was probably one of the top five days I had all of last year, Timmmaaay I am sure would second that). I guess the point of this story is sometimes you have to give up what is special to you in order to show how special someone is to you. It took me a long time to realize that, and if the Badger game is a great one I probably will wish it took me longer to realize. Still, I at least will be with someone that means more to me than a Badger game, and with me that is saying something.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Little known films worth seeing...
Perhaps it's because I'm old, fat and lazy, but there are few things in life that I enjoy more on a cold winter night than sitting by the fire with my wife, having several bottles of wine and watching a good film on the old 57-incher. Since it is snowing today, I thought I'd toss out a few films that I enjoyed and which I have found that pretty much nobody else I know has seen. You know, that horrible conversation where you say, "Have you seen ___?," they say "no," and then you awkwardly say, "well, you should because it kicks fucking ass," while they sort of stare at you suspiciously. I have that conversation several times a day. Hopefully, you'll catch me on a day in which I DO NOT try to relate the entire film to you verbally. Beef up your Netflix queue with these little gems and you'll be well-prepared for a nice snowstorm or two.
Hurlyburly (1998)
This was a David Rabe play before he converted to a film, which means it has something that a lot of films lack - quality dialogue. It was an independent film with a small distribution but a monster cast. Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright Penn, Meg Ryan, Chazz Palmintieri, Garry Shandling and Anna Paquin are in the film.
Essentially, it is about the intersecting lives and absurd behavior of a group of Hollywood industry players who believe they are friends, but really seem more like loose, dependent associates who don't really believe in anything meaningful. They argue over minor details and feigned emotions in a manner unique to bored, unhappy people on a late night cocaine binge.
After seeing the film, I can only imagine what it would have been like to see the original stage production in Chicago in 1984 with Harvey Keitel, Christopher Walken, William Hurt, Sigourney Weaver and Jerry Stiller - a production that ultimately made it to Broadway.
Unfortunately, American audiences are so busy lining up for films with explosions in them that the only clips on Youtube are with foreign language overdubs. However, the orginal trailer may be viewed here.
In The Company of Men (1997)
Written and directed by Neil LaBute, this is a sordid tale of two business executive types (one of which is Aaron Eckhart in an early role) who have an ax to grind with women. Women are encroaching on their workplaces, taking positions of power, treating them like tools, filing complaints over off-color jokes and still expecting men to pick up the check and then hold the door for them on the way out. One of the men is freshly hurt by a lover who spurned him. The other (Eckhart) is simply a shameless bastard who uses women for his own purposes but simply and truly loathes them. For shits and giggles, the two formulate a plan to combine forces on an extended business trip to identify an innocent, unsuspecting woman who is not used to receiving attention from men, shower her with attention and pursuit and then pull the rug out from under her. The purpose? To hurt a woman in retaliation for all of the horrible things that they perceive women have done.
The sheer depravity is disturbing. If this film doesn't turn your stomach a little bit, you are the same type of asshole depicted in the film. I don't recommend watching it with your wife, girlfriend, mother or any woman you give a shit about. You may laugh out loud at the wrong time, if you know what I mean.
Drowning Mona (2000)
This is a very funny film and my wife and I are the only people I know who have seen it. It is directed by Nick Gomez, a director now most known for work on film-quality series, as he has directed episodes of acclaimed series including The Sopranos, Dexter, True Blood, Oz and The Shield.
Another amazing cast for a film of which few people have heard - Danny DeVito, Bette Midler, Jamie Lee Curtis, Neve Campbell, Casey Affleck, and even Will Ferrell with a small but inspired portrayal of the local funeral home director.
In terms of comedic formula, kind of the classic, contorted plot line set up by an absurd premise from which zany antics ensue. Sounds like a movie I would hate ordinarily, but I begrudgingly found it to be very funny. Mona Dearly (Bette Midler) dies under suspicious circumstances in the opening scene and, as the film moves forward, we find that virtually everyone she knows is a potential suspect in foul play, primarily because Mona Dearly is a terrible person that makes life difficult for everyone. Danny DeVito, the investigating police chief, is basically the straight-man in a small town full of bizarre and eccentric locals. It shouldn't work out to be anything special, but it does. The performances are great, the dialogue is very funny and smart even when it is stupid, and the black humor that pervades the town regarding this horrible woman's death builds in each successive scene. Marcus Thomas, whom I have never seen in any other role, is absolutely hilarious as Mona's idiotic, asshole son.
It's not going to win any Oscars, but it's worth 90 minutes of your time and it's easily as funny as the shit that is passing as the funniest thing ever these days, such as Steve Carell shouting "Kelly Clarkson" when having his chest waxed.
The Big Kahuna (1999)
This talk about Danny DeVito and Kevin Spacey brings me to this mountain of incredible dialogue. Again, a play converted to film. The entire film takes place inside a hotel suite at a convention for the industrial lubricant industry. (No, you sick bastards, not 5-gallon buckets of KY Jelly, but oils and greases for manufacturing equipment and conveyors.) There are three characters: two burnt out salesmen played by Danny DeVito (the calm reserved one) and Kevin Spacey (the sarcastic, bitter one) and their young, not-yet-corrupted and annoyingly bright-eyed marketing rookie. Obviously, given the limited scene and small number of characters, the focus is on the dialogue and the relationships and moral divides between these characters as they obsess, argue and suffer over their desire to land an important potential business client who can make or break their company - the sole reason they have attended this convention.
The story is essentially a tragedy with comedic moments - sort of like your life itself. Not a tragedy caused by the special effects of a natural disaster or a violent, multi-state killing spree. Rather, it is a tragedy ebmodied in the small spiritual deaths of everyday life. The loss of one's hopefulness, moral grounding, faith and trust as the realities of modern life grind away.
Again, if you judge a film by the number of exploding cars or Aerosmith power-ballad theme songs, this one sucks. If you're looking for a film that may inspire you to become a screenwriter, queue up this tour de force of the craft of dialogue and character study.
Just a little taste of Roger Reuff's brilliant words:
If anybody has a really good film that I haven't heard of, lay it on me.
Hurlyburly (1998)
This was a David Rabe play before he converted to a film, which means it has something that a lot of films lack - quality dialogue. It was an independent film with a small distribution but a monster cast. Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright Penn, Meg Ryan, Chazz Palmintieri, Garry Shandling and Anna Paquin are in the film.
Essentially, it is about the intersecting lives and absurd behavior of a group of Hollywood industry players who believe they are friends, but really seem more like loose, dependent associates who don't really believe in anything meaningful. They argue over minor details and feigned emotions in a manner unique to bored, unhappy people on a late night cocaine binge.
After seeing the film, I can only imagine what it would have been like to see the original stage production in Chicago in 1984 with Harvey Keitel, Christopher Walken, William Hurt, Sigourney Weaver and Jerry Stiller - a production that ultimately made it to Broadway.
Unfortunately, American audiences are so busy lining up for films with explosions in them that the only clips on Youtube are with foreign language overdubs. However, the orginal trailer may be viewed here.
In The Company of Men (1997)
Written and directed by Neil LaBute, this is a sordid tale of two business executive types (one of which is Aaron Eckhart in an early role) who have an ax to grind with women. Women are encroaching on their workplaces, taking positions of power, treating them like tools, filing complaints over off-color jokes and still expecting men to pick up the check and then hold the door for them on the way out. One of the men is freshly hurt by a lover who spurned him. The other (Eckhart) is simply a shameless bastard who uses women for his own purposes but simply and truly loathes them. For shits and giggles, the two formulate a plan to combine forces on an extended business trip to identify an innocent, unsuspecting woman who is not used to receiving attention from men, shower her with attention and pursuit and then pull the rug out from under her. The purpose? To hurt a woman in retaliation for all of the horrible things that they perceive women have done.
The sheer depravity is disturbing. If this film doesn't turn your stomach a little bit, you are the same type of asshole depicted in the film. I don't recommend watching it with your wife, girlfriend, mother or any woman you give a shit about. You may laugh out loud at the wrong time, if you know what I mean.
Drowning Mona (2000)
This is a very funny film and my wife and I are the only people I know who have seen it. It is directed by Nick Gomez, a director now most known for work on film-quality series, as he has directed episodes of acclaimed series including The Sopranos, Dexter, True Blood, Oz and The Shield.
Another amazing cast for a film of which few people have heard - Danny DeVito, Bette Midler, Jamie Lee Curtis, Neve Campbell, Casey Affleck, and even Will Ferrell with a small but inspired portrayal of the local funeral home director.
In terms of comedic formula, kind of the classic, contorted plot line set up by an absurd premise from which zany antics ensue. Sounds like a movie I would hate ordinarily, but I begrudgingly found it to be very funny. Mona Dearly (Bette Midler) dies under suspicious circumstances in the opening scene and, as the film moves forward, we find that virtually everyone she knows is a potential suspect in foul play, primarily because Mona Dearly is a terrible person that makes life difficult for everyone. Danny DeVito, the investigating police chief, is basically the straight-man in a small town full of bizarre and eccentric locals. It shouldn't work out to be anything special, but it does. The performances are great, the dialogue is very funny and smart even when it is stupid, and the black humor that pervades the town regarding this horrible woman's death builds in each successive scene. Marcus Thomas, whom I have never seen in any other role, is absolutely hilarious as Mona's idiotic, asshole son.
It's not going to win any Oscars, but it's worth 90 minutes of your time and it's easily as funny as the shit that is passing as the funniest thing ever these days, such as Steve Carell shouting "Kelly Clarkson" when having his chest waxed.
The Big Kahuna (1999)
This talk about Danny DeVito and Kevin Spacey brings me to this mountain of incredible dialogue. Again, a play converted to film. The entire film takes place inside a hotel suite at a convention for the industrial lubricant industry. (No, you sick bastards, not 5-gallon buckets of KY Jelly, but oils and greases for manufacturing equipment and conveyors.) There are three characters: two burnt out salesmen played by Danny DeVito (the calm reserved one) and Kevin Spacey (the sarcastic, bitter one) and their young, not-yet-corrupted and annoyingly bright-eyed marketing rookie. Obviously, given the limited scene and small number of characters, the focus is on the dialogue and the relationships and moral divides between these characters as they obsess, argue and suffer over their desire to land an important potential business client who can make or break their company - the sole reason they have attended this convention.
The story is essentially a tragedy with comedic moments - sort of like your life itself. Not a tragedy caused by the special effects of a natural disaster or a violent, multi-state killing spree. Rather, it is a tragedy ebmodied in the small spiritual deaths of everyday life. The loss of one's hopefulness, moral grounding, faith and trust as the realities of modern life grind away.
Again, if you judge a film by the number of exploding cars or Aerosmith power-ballad theme songs, this one sucks. If you're looking for a film that may inspire you to become a screenwriter, queue up this tour de force of the craft of dialogue and character study.
Just a little taste of Roger Reuff's brilliant words:
If anybody has a really good film that I haven't heard of, lay it on me.
Humpday GIF
I usually have a little story about the girl I post for humpday, not today. Today, just enjoy!
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