Caption Contest

Try something a little different this week. Lets see what type of comments this garners...

"Mark, why do you have that crazy look in your eye!?"

YOGA Goes Deep!!!

Are you effin me Yovani jerks off 3 run walk off homer!!!!! When they walked Kendel to get to Yoga, I was thinking to myself he can hit and might very well make them pay for that, BAM BUKAKE all over Randy Johnsons lizard face. Yoga is starting to settle down nicely after a tough 1st inning.
I am going to the game friday. If anyone is going let me know, meet up for a brewski. I am leaving at 9:30am.
Go Crew!

I'll see your Segway and raise you!!

Perhaps you don't know that my cousin Matt is painfully obsessed with Segways - the two-wheeled, motorized personal transportation devices - and their bold promise of eliminating human footsteps.

Well, Matt, what do you get when you combine Segway technology with a failing U.S. car company teetering on the brink of bankruptcy?

I give you PUMA - Personal Urban Mobility and Accessiblity. It's a two wheeled Segway made in partnership with General Motors and large enough for 2 passengers with a top speed of 35 mph and a lithium-ion battery with a 35 mile charge life. What's more, they claim it is a smart-car that can be logged into a computer network that will allow it to drive itself, interact with and avoid other vehicles in the process. Yes, folks, within 3 weeks or so, we will all be sitting in our PUMAs and texting our homeys while our commutes go oh-so-smoothly, cleanly and cheaply, all automatic.

Deal with it.

(No word on whether the vehicle will come equipped with the techno-porn music in this video. However, if it does, I will totally put the PUMA on autopilot and bone you to this jam.)

It's a Girl!

As many of you know, my girlfriend and I, are expecting. Today after our 20 week exam and ultrasound we found out that we are going to have a baby girl. Jenny and I both thought we were going to be having a girl so I was looking forward to this announcement very much. For her sake I hope she looks like mom and not dad. I am just going to put this warning out there to any interested gentleman callers, she will not be dating until she is at least 16, and even then she may have to do that in my company! If my girlfriend will ever give up the disc with the ultrasound photos I will try and post some pics. She was not being the most cooperative for the ultra sound but there were some very good pics of her face, and her little hands, and feet.

For the first 20 weeks of this pregnancy I have yet to feel like a dad. I haven't really had to change what I typically do. Jenny has had to watch what she eats, give up drinking and smoking, and carry a baby inside her. I have basically just tried to make things easy on her, but other than that nothing has changed. Today however I feel like a father for the first time, and that is one of the best feelings a man can have. To say Jenny and I are excited, would be an understatement. In fact the only person more excited than I am today, is my mother, who finally gets the daughter she always wanted.

Its Finally Friday, and I Think I Just Jizzed in My Pants

Sorry I know I have posted this before, but I cannot get enough.

Caption Contest

Not many people posted on last weeks, but I think Gruny stole the show as he often does. Should have went into journalism iGrunes. Anyways good luck on this weeks.

Humpday: Diora Baird

I have posted a lot of beautiful women on the blog, but I am not sure any can touch Diora. This is based on one fact, her breasts are perfect. I am not usually a breast man, but how can you not be looking at these. For you pervs there are some great NSFW pics on the internet that I suggest you try and find.