Bloggin' Obama

I hate to say it but you would think a PR guru would of said...
PR Guru-Hey Obombs?
Obama-yes
PR Guru-I think your name sounds and looks a lot like Osama, maybe you should find a running mate whos name doesnt sound and look like Binladen...just a thought.
Obama-....nah

I dont know, I feel like there are people out there who dont know much about whats going on with the presidential race and will write Obama off because subconsciously Obama & Biden look way to similiar to Osama Binladen.
Just a thought.

I am watching Obama speak right now and I will say this. SHAZZAAM! He has a swagger I will give him that, and what a swagger it is.

Stuart Scott's left eye just got "Buck"

I hate Stuart Scott, so this made me laugh

"The I" has its own blog too, not too shaby

Hilarious Training Video

My buddy Zach sent me this video and just like everything he sends definately worth a watch! I dont know who makes these but they are great. Reminded me of some of those fake trailers from Grindhouse, like the one below.

New Olympic Sport for London 2012?

The videos above are of my favorite new sport, pole dancing. I for one think ratings would be through the rough if the IOC would pick this up. I know I would watch.

Bummer

I just read that Dr. Dre oldest son was found dead. It appears to me to be drug related but there is nothing to confirm that as of yet. I cannot believe Dre has a 20 year old son as my childhood was spent listening to Dre and Snoop. Anyways this is a very sad story, and I am sure this will only further delay "Detox" Dre's much anticipated final album.

Story Here

Fantasy Football is Back

This week I have three fantasy football drafts for the three leagues I am in. All of them are pay leagues and I take them all very seriously. However what I take more seriously than winning is the amount, and the quality of shit talk that we display in our leagues. In fact I will not join a league unless I am pretty sure we are going to cross that shit talking line. See my logo above from three years ago, and to see how bad that league got click here. Anyways I probably wont be posting much this week because I am trying to come up with new ideas for league stories like the ones linked and also find do some research on who to pick. I think the NFL ticket is like $400 this year. It is costs more to follow your team than you can make if you actually have a good team. Again this is where the amount of pleasure I get from ripping someone a new one comes in.

Must Click Link

This is a message board thread donated entirely to the women of the Olympics. i could do the rest of the years humpdays just from this thread. If you only click on one link the rest of the day make it be this one!

This Cannot Be! A Female Orgasm?

As far as I new the male species was the only one that could have an orgasm. I guess I should of paid attention in science because this vid would prove to the contrary! Anyone ever seen one of these?

If You Invite Me To Your Wedding, Don't Put Camera's on The Table

I think this post will demonstrate a lesson of what happens when I get a camera in my possession when i am really drunk. I left this on the table and the bride developed these and sent them to me. I guess it doesnt take a CSI team to figure out who took em.

Sasquatch lives! Well I guess not in this case

You can call me whatever you want, but I have been following this all god damn day. When I heard someone found a dead Yeti in Georgia, one thing popped into my head..."FINALLY!" I am absolutely enthralled in the concept that another species closely resembling a human walking the earth, other than a shit throwing, piss drinking hobo...I mean ape exist. Earlier in the week El Chupacabre was filmed by a state patrol men in Texas running down a dirt road. I mean damn talk about some crazy shit whats next, FOX tells the press the X-Files was really the first reality series? I really hope this shit is real. I think this may unite the country, rebuild the Twin Towers, shave Chuck Norris's beard, rebuild the housing market, finally call Bill Gates gay to his gay ass face. I dont know I could go on for days as to what this may do, but fuck this is huge news. I am picturing G.W. Bush standing in front of the world in a late night press conference and saying only this "We got em'" and walking out. I would re-elect that douche right then and there if I could.

Myles Glen Kamin Born 8-12-08

Meet the newest member of the Browne family. This is my cousin (a loyal DWI reader) Tk's son. I cannot wait to meet this little guy. Congratulations Tim and Catherine! I am so excited about this baby you would think it was mine. Tim I assure you it is not, way, way to cute!

Really? 100,000 Rubs?

So I read this article, and from the sounds of it there is a lot of fucking that goes down in the Olympic village. However apparently everyone is practicing safe sex. Organizers of some anti-aids movement have passed out 100,000 condoms to the 10,000 athletes in the village. I guess for the last Olympics they supplied 70,000 but they ran out and needed to buy 20k more. I am no math major, but to me they are expecting each male athlete to fuck 20 times in two weeks? Well I guess not that crazy since they do let NBA players into the Olympics these days. Is Shawn Kemp on the dream team? I heard Lebron and Kobe double teamed some equestrian team from some island nation off the Philipines. I cannot even comprehend how much fucking is going on. I wonder what that world record is? I can tell you that is one Michael "Phaggy" Phelps isn't going to touch. He doesnt have time in his rigid schedule to even get a BJ. I understand you strengthen the gene pool by letting these athletes mate but coddamn. Can you imagine Paul Hamm trying to get with a hot piece of Paraguayan Poon, like the one linked above from an anoymous Deal With It reader? I am guessing he would do what I do and either cum before he gets the condom on or, fake like he is putting the condom on and give her the banana smoothie she so desperately desires. But hey thats just me. Keep up the good work Olympians you are making your countries proud!

CC Keepin' it Real

I don't know if anyone is watching the brewer game tonight, if your not than either you are old and lame as hell or your lame as hell and gay. Either way get with the program. As CC caught the third out with bases loaded on a broken bat dribble to Counsel (by the way, was "Sexy Eyes At Bat Hall" and "Branyon the Canyon" caught giving atomic wedgies to C-Weed Counsel. Because I cant for the life of me figure out why in the hell C-Weed Counsel has the last 4 starts. And yes I heard "The Canyon" pulled his riblets lifting Counsel out of his jock strap, I just dont believe it. And yes C-Weed is making a name for ourselves, I get it, I just don't get it) for the third out. Did anyone see CC say "punk as bitch" as he was walking to the dugout. God I hope by the grace of god the brewers sign CC to a lifetime deal because that is the type of intensity that I love to see!
PS, pretty exited about Yovani Gallardo in a Uni last night. Call me queer but I think he might have a chance to help us out in Sept. Man that would be bonertastic.
PSS After this whole Yost "playing the hot hand" thing-a-ma-bobber. He started C-Weed Counsel when Counsel had nothing but a numb hand from sitting on it on the bench. So I don't really get it, but hey Counsel, like Rivera is taking the opportunity and raping it like he should. But "Sexy Eyes Hall" and "The Canyon" seem to be better options. But what the fuck do I know, the only thing I do know is that when I question things with the brewers I yost up on the bat and hope for the best.

Spain loves the Chinese

Passive racism at its best

Pub Crawl Golf Outing

Well I wish I could say that are little pub crawl was a success, because I had a shit load of fun, but it was anything but. We had to quit after 6 holes because we weren't being served anymore, and some were getting way too drunk to continue. I was at -6 after 6 and was still somewhat of the voice of reason. Let me give you the details and how I plan on making the next one better.

-If you are going to do a pub crawl get a bus! We found drivers no problem and I thank them for doing it, however when a bunch of really drunk guys enter a bar, and ask for 3 drinks a piece, I think they would feel better about everyone piling into or out of a bus.

-Make one beer par. We played where to get a par you needed to drink a beer and a mixer or a shot. For anything lower you needed to drink one more shot or mix drink. Nobody had a problem shooting pars, the problem was everyone thought they needed to shoot -10. We had one competitor shoot -12 under after 5 holes. Let me break that down for you he had five beers and 17 mixers or shots in two and a half hour. If we would have went the distance he would have been dead.

-Pick teams and get everyone there on time. We were way behind schedule, we were at the 6th hole at the time we were supposed to be at the 8th.

-Have some people come along that are not competing to act as the voice of reason. It is really hard for a drunk person to explain to a bartender that they should continue to serve your even drunker friend.

-Make golf attire neccassary. I wish I had pictures because some of the outfits for the outing were money!

-Allow people to drink more than one beer. I cannot speak for everyone but I think it would have been less blackout drunk if you could drink beers for your par and birdie, and switch to mixers and shots for eagle and double eagle. I had this routine down pat. Order one beer and two shots, drink them all within the first ten minutes and then drink water. This was working well, but the shots snuck up on everyone.

All in all it was a fun ass time, I just didnt think it through very well. Giving up after the 6th hole was my best decision of the day because we all got home safe, and we only had a couple of pukers. I am definately planning on doing it again, with more people a bus, and bars that expect binge drinking on a saturday afternoon. Two bars we went to, we were the only people there, and they didnt want to be responsible for the debauchery. I also plan on calling the bars ahead to let them know whats up. This was the practice tourney for an epic pub crawl that will be detailed here at a later date.

Reason #998 to Watch The Olympics!

Yep you may even occassionally get to see a nipple. Yeah I know, Cream you are 25 years old its time to grow up. However I have always lived by the code, a titty is a titty, you gots to look. If you agree with me, click here. This is the link the the NSFW pics!

Steve Atwater Blows Up 270 LB Nigerian Nightmare!

I got football on the brain. Expect a lot of posts like this!

You Got to Be Kidding!!!

So apparently the Brett Favre saga just got worse. He has been traded to the NY Jets. My New York Jets, the ones that I started loving after they stole big tuna from the Giants. The home of iconic figures like Vinny Testaverde and Curtis Martin. This could be the worse day of my NFL fandom. I mean you take my most hated player in the NFL and add him to your team, while cutting your favorite (albeit shitty) player from your favorite team!?! This couldnt get much fucking worse. It is going to be a disaster. Brett in NY? Are you kidding me? They are going to constantly question you committment and how much you have left in the tank Brett. I dont know how the country boy is going to do in the big city. I dont know if the "aw shucks I threw another pick, but its ok cuz i love to play this gal darn game" attitude is going to fly in NY. My thoughts are since he cannot find a place to find wranglers anwhere within 500 miles Bret falls off the wagon and starts drinking and popping pills again. After leading the team to a 4-12 record he decides that "he just doesnt know if he can do it anymore" and quits. Only to come back months later, forces a trade, and finally gets to the vikings where his very imppressive consecutive start streak ends after he tragedically blows up his shoulder by showing Missippi High School kids how to throw a football over those mountains in the distance. Obviously that is the best case scenario. Honestly though I am sick to my stomach right now, and will officially be changing team affiliation to either the Browns or the Packers. Stay tuned.

Humpday: Olympic Special

OK meet Bia and Branca Feres. They are twin sisters who are also on the Brazillian synchronized swimming team. I know I will be checking in. Enjoy!!!

Korth, Dont Go Down This Path

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I found this over at Film Drunk. Just another Jersey Shore video. This has to be the most annoying real stereotype out there. I thought it was Jews with there money until I watched this video.

An Update From the Dr.

Well as you know I havent really posted much thoughtful material as of late. In reality it is because I have a girl friend now and really dont care to share the most intiment details of my life anymore. However I promise that wont stop me sharing things about me in the future. Another reason I prefer to post videos and links, is because I dont think many people are reading this anymore, and I have been using Deal With It more as a personal homepage where I can post cool links to the sites I like to visit, videos that I like to laugh at, and pics that I like to jerk off over. Deal With It.

I would like to give a few updates about me. I was denied by both FEMA for a grant and the Govt for a loan to fix my place up. Yeah sure seems like you are doing everything to help. I realize that I dont have it as bad as others, but fuck, I still am at a beginning salary, and I cannot really afford dropping 8 grand. I guess I need to quit being such a fucking bitch and just get this work done. I am going to be tearing out the drywall down there tommorow and hopefully I get the drainage tile guy in there by October or so. I plan on doing the finish work myself, but I am going to wait until the weather starts to suck to get at that. Anyways fuck Mother Nature.

In other news, this weekend we will be having our first annual golf outing pub crawl. Well hopefully, so far I only have 1 out 3 drivers needed to make this work. If we cannot find the drivers we may be doing the whole pub crawl at one bar! Which wouldnt be nearly as fun, but might be twice as drunk. I am super excited for this regardless to how we do it. We got 12 really fun guys for this and I think everyone is planning on turning it up a notch. Because of the Pub Crawl I dont plan on going out Friday at all.

Last weekend was the 5th wedding I have been at this summer, though this one was just a lunch and then back to his mothers place for drinks. I had a lot of fun though, and it was for a buddy who I hadnt seen in forever, who is moving to Tokyo this week for two years. I am very jealous and am trying to figure out how I can work a vacation there in the next two years. What is sad is I have 2 more weddings to go, so basically I have from now until Oct booked. Then starts a string of football weekends that i have booked, two badger games and a Packer game. It is going to be a fast moving fall and I have a feeling Thanksgiving will be here soon. Anyways that is how my life is right now, moving fast. I havent slowed down much to enjoy any of it, but from what I have heard I am enjoying myself just fine. (I cannot wait to show everyone my filming skills at a wedding I went to last month).

So this post was rather pointless, but it is my blog and I can write whatever the fuck I want. I have a couple of good posts in mind, but I just need to find the time to do it. Deal With It is not dead, just in sort of a lull. In the mean time enjoy a laugh at a funny link, and enjoy the hot ass bitches that get posted on here all the time becuase they will keep coming. Oh and Fuck you Gruney you could not do better!

Are you kidding me...well ok then

Ummm WTF I have no words except this shit is out of a bad horror film. Canada isnt so great now is it

Oh and if that didnt make you want to take a jog than this might

I dont know, but this shit is fucked the fucked up!
Have a great weekend

THANK YOU YOUTUBE!

Do not open this video at work! Ladies dont open it period because I am sure you will be offended. Guys thank me later.

Matt Browne Hates You!

Deal With It!