Look Babe, You Can Use It Too!

My girlfriend does not like video games which makes life tough on me, but I am hoping that by posting this video she may change her mind and let me get a Nintendo Wii. I promise I wont be like this creepy dude in the video. Just a little side note this video is popping up everywhere and has over 4 million views already.

Marshall Fest

Well we made it through Marshall Fest with no casualties so that is good. It was a very wild weekend as can be expected, and we had no problems finishing 4 barrels. Friday night we grilled out and played bags, it was hot as hell out. Tried to not sweat to much but that is utterly impossible for me. We ended up going down to the tent around 10 or so, and it was pretty much dead. I was pretty disapointed in the Friday turn out but I made some rounds saw some people I wanted to see, and ten times as many people I didnt want to see. I left at about 12 to go to the bar, where some guys were mackin on my girl. No problem as they were buying her drinks and I have no problem with that. We ended up shutting the bar down, and heading back to the party. The a-bar was nuts, sex was definately in the air as hookups were happening every where. A lot of them were not addmitted to the next day however. I think most everyone saw the sun come up before heading to bed. Saturday we got started real early. Breakfast at 9 and then bloodies at 1030 or so. We had the beer tapped around noon, and since nobody really started showing up until 3 or so we were a complete mess real early in the day. Well because of this I didnt account for the really hot sun, and I ended up getting sun burned to shit. This as you know is a perfect base for crazy drunkeness but it ended up kicking my ass more than anything. At ten oclock I thought it was 3 am. Anyways we went to the bar and had some pick me up shots, and then headed down to the tent. Saturday there was a much better turnout. Saw a lot of people I hadnt seen in forever, and just chilled. I actually sobered up a ton, at the tent because I just didnt have the stomach to drink anymore beer. This is by no means meant to be a boast but I probably drank 50 12 ounce cups over the course of two days and I just coulnt put anymore down. I went to the bar with some buddies for whisky which did give me new life for a while. Still by the time it was bar time I was ready for bed. I went back to the party and just crashed. Amazingly I was up at 8 oclock the next morning so I didnt get much time to recover. Unlike last year nobody was up for the Sunday fun day so we went down to the Home Talent game to get some food. Bored off our asses we didnt stay long and I called Marshall Fest 08 at about 3 oclock Sunday afternoon. Wonderful weather for a wonderfully drunken weekend. No arrests, and plenty of stories, half of which i am still trying to confirm.

Tommorow I leave for a Columbus OH to visit some family. My mom, girlfriend and I will be leaving around 5 for a 8 1/2 hour drive. yeah I am sure they are just going to be teaming up on me about what I need to do to become a better person but it should be a good time. Definately hitting up the Columbus zoo, maybe a baseball game (Yankees AAA team plays in Columbus) and probably just going to try and get some sun and relax. I planned this as a break between Marshall Fest and my annual trip up to Pelican Lake over the 4th. Anyways this will probably be my last post before i return, so I hope C$$$ will be pick me up like he always does.

George Carlin

One of the best comedians of all times, died at the age of 71. Probably the most influential stand up comedian ever. Below are some of my favorites.

This is my response to....

What Will Those Crazy Frenchies Think of Next?
I was going to just respond to that post, then I decided other wise...
...This actually reminds me of the time I was staying at Monts house in Waunakee, I think we were like 10 years old. He was living at grandma millers house(Our Great Grandma). We snuck out to go steal some candy from Kwik Trip around 10 pm. Diane (Monts mother) was in bed so it was perfect... we ran along the rail road tracks being as sneaky as possible. We got to Kwik Trip and Monts was a true professional, all Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. Well I blew it when the clerk came in peeked over the bubble gum isle and busted us. he goes " son what you got?" I go "nothing..." then I raised up my hands like there were cops surrounding us, and Rollos, Bubbalicious, Snickers and Skittles were visible from my sweat pants waist, and I was busted. Monts yells out "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!" He runs out like every one of the youtube vids Tasty posted, tip toeing off the dog roller, doing a back flip off the beef jerky display. It was pretty amazing, the amount of speed and agility he displayed was stupendous. I stood there in ahh, then took off trying my hardest to catch up, needless to say he blew me out the water. We met up like a mile down the tracks in the weeds, where I got one of the best theft tutorials of my life. Which led me to a crime spree over the next 7 years that would pt John Dillinger to shame. So I guess...thanks Monts, you have had an impact on me nobody else ever will, in the ways of petty crime.

Belated Humpday: Diora Baird

I got this link sent to me and I had to share. Enjoy a belated humpday of Diora Baird who hasnt been in very much. She is in Wedding Crashers but I dont remember here in that movie. Click here for the NSFW pics!

Humpday:Worst Sex Scenes Ever

This website did this list of the 50 worst sex scenes of all time. I guess I would have to disagree with them, on some since a couple made my Top 10 Sex Scenes. The site links video to a lot of the clips so this is definately NSFW, but you should still check it out.

Thank Me Later!

What Will Those Crazy Frenchies Think of Next?

I was just watching a film clip on Film Drunk and it featured some of my favorite stunt work. I am not sure if any of you have seen Casino Royale but there is a chase seen in it that is fucking unbeliavable. The types of stunts they do is called "Parkour" . It is basically the art of running away and all I can say is I wish I wasnt 275lbs and completely out of shape because this shit looks awesome. Maybe Javon Walker should have taken some lessons. I am kidding of course but seriously if you could do this you would definately be the envy of all your friends. I am pretty sad to admit that because I pretty much despise everything French. This shit is absolutely nuts. Check out these videos below. The first one is kind of a highlight of kids doing Parkour stunts. The second one is from the guy that invented this extreme sport. The the others are just bad accidents.