Well last week garnered the most comments of any post ever, at nine. I am hoping this week blows that number out of the water. Seriously even if you dont know who these people are post a caption! I am giving Gruny the win for last weeks contest. I dont know what to say about his three page story that he wrote about C$$$ but it was funny nonetheless. Good luck to everyone this week!
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Hey, Geigel's back in town.
...And so it came to pass that Gruny turned the tables on the world. When circumstances were properly arranged - when the angles were played - his greatest weakness became his greatest strength.
(That first swipe was just for shits and giggles, this is my real entry.)
Look on the bright side Gruny. If the areolas are her hot spot, you're in like Flynn.
Next on Maury: "Opposites Attract"
The new and improved big brothers and sisters. charety work at its finest
Take two... I know alcohol was playing a part but thats no excuse for me, im so sorry Hebel it will never happen again, please forgive me i still love you and no beautiful sasquatch will ever change that
Big Tasty- "Gruny, who was the chick you were dancing with, she is pretty fucking hot, did you bang her?
iGrunes- "Well Tasty, she didnt really do anything for me, I mean she is just not my type."
Big Tasty- "Yeah she was kind of tall, but cmon man you have to admit it would be pretty fun to put those long legs up on your shoulders and do some power lifting? Plus from the pictures it looked like she was into you?"
iGrunes- "Na, I dont think so, she just wasnt really my type, and I have my eye on this girl that I work with at Kohler. She is an 11, I mean absolutely gorgeous, I havent talked to her yet, she shares the cube right next to me. She is a Marquette graduate as well, and I just know she is the right one for me, the one that I have been waiting all these years for. My virginity is not something that I want to throw away, I want it to be special, I want it to be perfect, I want it to be with a woman that I truly care about, you know like love. You know what I am talkign about Tasty!?!"
Big Tasty- "God, you are such a fag."
Take Three- HaHaHa, i told you ladies Frodo was a real person, 5-1 ill have the ring by 10pm
He looks cute now but don't feed him after midnight.
Is this the actual definition of being a 'big boi' and 'running it' SP style?
How did you get this chick to dance with you?
Gruny -"Hi, my friends call me iGrunes and I use to play for the greatest high school football team EVER. Let me tel you how great we were back in 2000."
Chick- Spare me that story and just dance with me for a song...but dont get a boner otherwise its over!
iGrunes is another name for hug me Im lonely
Casting call for TLC's Little People Big World. Gruney will be making his appearance in the season finale when the Rollofs take there youngest midget to the Kohler Product Development office where Gruney has been the sole developer and product tester for the worlds tiniest bidet. Ultra small butt holes have proven the toughest to spray clean.
Craig, I about pissed myself...
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