Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Humpday: An Ode to Bond Poon





Typically I like to post a girl that has some current social relavance, but all I could come up with this week was Tila Tequila, and I really cannot stand her, deal with it. So I was doing some poon searching and I stumbled across a list of pictures of former bond girls. So I thought I would post my favorite Bond girl, from the best Bond film, Goldeneye. Maybe it was the countless hours I played the Goldeneye video game on Nintendo 64 but it has everything a good Bond movie should have. Guns, Gadgets, and Girls. Enjoy Izabella Scorupco.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Caption Contest


I was trying to find something to write about this morning, but I am not thinking straight after being off for the long weekend, first day of drinking in a month and I got pretty rocked.

Friday, September 4, 2009

LMF - BoDeans

Okay, look, I've never been a big BoDeans guy, but how long can a Waukesha guy go on babbling about live music without mentioning these sons of Waukesha who have been doing it for 25 years. BoDeans have been a very popular local act for many years. While they are basically a club act on the road, they can headline the Marcus at Summerfest.

Their impressive debut 1985 debut album, Love & Sex & Hope & Dreams made them a favorite on college radio, and a Rolling Stone reader poll declared them the best new band in America soon after. In about 1986 (7th grade), my older cousin Kurt got his first cd player and starting replacing his favorite record albums with cds. I was on the lucky end of that transaction, as he gave me about 40 records that nobody my age was really hearing - at least not in my little town. REM, The Clash, Violent Femmes, etc. It's hard to overstate how much that inherited collection influenced my love of music. That BoDeans record was among them. The rhythmic, plucky guitar and vocal harmonies of "Fadeaway" caught my attention right away. I still like that song.

Anyway, these guys went from obscure local act in the early '80s to semi-known college radio stars in the mid to late '80s, to a nationally known act in the '90s, probably best known nationally for the theme song ("Closer to Free") for the tv. drama, Party of Five, as well a song prominently featured on the soundtrack and in the college football drama, The Program.

Regardless of how much you do or do not enjoy their style of music, these guys can put on a live show. They can play, they can sing and their songs translate well on the live stage.

If you think you don't know them, check out these links. You do know them.

Some Sconnie kids doing a cover of "Fadeaway"
A truly acoustic, totally unplugged performance of "Only Love"
Opening credits of Party of Five with "Closer to Free"

Of course, since this is Live Music Friday, I'll leave you with a live performance of the Waukesha lads before the home crowd at Cutler Park in Waukesha for Harley's 105th anniversary celebration last summer. If you've watched The Program forty times like most guys my age, you'll recognize this track, Good Things.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Humpday: Stuff Your Fat Face Edition




Some of you may know this already, but I love food. Cooking and eating are two of my favorite things to do. Because of this I find myself always watching the food network. Typically it is a lot of dudes, like Gay Fierri and Bobby Flay. However you can also find these vixens (Giada, Cat, and Rachel Ray) cooking up some tasty treats. Enjoy!!!

Movie Review: Inglorious Basterds


I want to start of this review by saying I am a huge Quenten Tarantino fan, I have been following this release of this movie for about five years now, before either of the Kill Bill movies so needless to say I was pretty excited to finally get to see it.

Tarantino is known for a style that is all to his own, and this movie is no different. If you are looking for a movie heavy on character development and one that follows the rules of most Hollywood movies you will not like this movie. However if you are looking for a creative piece of art, that demonstrates a directors skill in the craft then I think you will love this movie.

IB takes place during world war II and most of the movie takes place in Nazi occupied France. Brad Pitt leads a crew of Jews (the Basterds) on a Nazi hunting mission to drive fear into the heart of the SS. There tactics are brutal to say the least. However I do not want to give the impression that this movie is strictly about Nazi hunting it because for the most part the Basterds are just a small part of the overall theme of this movie. In fact I left wanting to know more of each of the individuals that made up the Basterd. In particular Eli Roth's character (the Bear Jew) and Brad Pitt's character Aldo Raines. Tarantino often doesn't explain much background to the characters he writes so well. For instance in Pulp Fiction we new Vincent Vega (John Travolta) had been to Amsterdam, had been away for the states for a while, but we really did not know what made him so badass. Instead the audience is allowed to kind of make up there own history for the characters. I don't mind that style, however sometimes I think it really helps with developing characters when you give a little more background instead of letting the audience decide. With that being said I never really felt for any of the characters in this movie, not like I did in other Tarantino films. I rooted for them, because they were killing Nazi's but didn't really sympathize with why they were doing it, even if that reason is painfully obvious.

The character that stole the movie was the one of the years/decades best bad guys. Col Hans Landa played by Chris Waltz stole the show as the SS officer known as the Jew Hunter. In the opening scene we meet Landa on the French country side as he is interrogating a local family who he suspects may be harboring Jews. Landa is meticulous in his work, and you can tell he doesn't care about being a Nazi he just really enjoys his job, and he does it well. By the end of the movie he was by far my favorite character, and although you can never root for someone known as the Jew Hunter he was by far the most interesting character. I wouldn't be surprised if he was up for an academy award. He was that good.

I don't really want to give away much of the story or plot because I am sure most have not seen it, so I will just continue to comment on the style in which I really enjoyed. Besides the lack of character development, there was not much of the directing I did not like. Tarantino has a way of building tension through dialogue that few directors can do. A few scenes in particular, the opening scene and a scene in the basement of a bar, start out simple enough. Just regular people doing regular things, you know that it is going to lead to horrific violence (Tarantino movie) but you don't know how it is going to get there, and the dialogue just builds that suspense.

The movie is spoken in French, Italian, German, and English so there are subtitles, and I think there are scenes in which I have no idea why Tarantino left them in there because they do nothing to further the story or develop the characters. So this movie is long and at times has some pacing issues. If you want a non stop action movie this is not the movie for you. However if style and creativity is your type of movie, than I think you are really going to like this. Again, I wish we learned more about the Basterds as the title would state should be the focus of the movie, however there is enough substance for any movie lover to really enjoy. Tarentino has a pretentiousness that some how works, and he displays that very well with this movie that he himself called his masterpiece.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

UPDATE-Rewind and let my felate your mind...or something

Sorry this whole posting from my email isnt working so great...DEAL WITH IT, I know I am not.

Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc. from Chris Cairns on Vimeo.

John Moffitt - funny guy in the middle.

Getting geeked up for the first Badgers game this Saturday night. Give me a holla if you'll be partying / tailgating. You probably owe me a beer, anyway. Moffitt is a solid center for the Badgers who unfortunately is touch-and-go for the opener with an injured pectoral muscle, which he tore up in a weight workout. In addition to receiving some pre-season All Big Ten nods (Phil Steele's 2nd team), he seems like a pretty entertaining dude to hang out with.