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A Friday Rant Regarding Laziness

For the most part of the last year I have, done a good job fighting the one thing that has honestly held me back more than anything, laziness. I mean being able to self motivate has to be one of the best traits to have. Look at every truly successful person in this world and they all have the same ability to self motivate. For me this is a big problem, as I am too easily content.

So I have been spending years and years trying to find a cause for laziness. I think what most people would say is, "Gee, how can the kid that was handed everything on a golden platter, wonder why he is so lazy?" That is a good point, I was and still am a very fortunate young man. My parents did give me a lot, including a college tuition, that I tried to piss away. They have always been there for me in a time of need and both are in a situation where finacially they were always able to help. Spoiled some would call it. I dont care for any title of the sort because I do believe I am very thankful for what my parents have done, and I hope to do the same for my children some day. I also believe my parents made me work, I was working for my father from the age of 11 on weekends and began working summers at the age of 12. I never had a break from school where I did not work, and I usually tried to work there a bit while I was in school. Now I know for some of you, that seems like nothing, having two work one full time and often two jobs just to get through school. I am just saying, working has never been a problem for me, I am not afraid of hard work either as evident by the amount of work required to fix my duplex in a short period of time. I think my parents did a good job of giving me a work ethic, it may not be in line with my father or some people I know, but I wouldnt exactly call that a route of laziness either.

There is no possible way this problem can be genetic. My parents are two of the hardest working people I have ever met. When they are not busy at work, they are busy working on there 15 acre property. They seem to have a different project always going, and even in the late 50's there is no signs of slowing down. If hard work and self motivating was a part handed down from generation to generation, than I would be much further ahead right now.

Then the next logical answer I could think of was weed. What makes people more lazy than smoking a bowl? I mean if i do it, there is no chance you are getting something productive from me, in fact you can usually find me in one of two places places after I smoke, on the couch playing a video game, or in the kitchen making food. This seems logical, I have a chemical dependcy on something that is not only harmful, to my health, it is also harmful to my long term well being. However I sort of put that to bed, when I thought about when i smoke. I dont smoke before work, or early on the weekends, I usually smoke after I have been drinking or late at night. Really I think the weed is a bi-product of being lazy, moreso than Laziness is a bi product of weed.

So, after all this thought, which seriously I think about this a lot, in all the time I should be doing something productive. An irony that may best sum up the last ten years of my life. I have decided to pose the question to anyone that may be reading this blog. Can the route of laziness be determined, and if it can be will that stop me from being lazy? Hell right now I actually use laziness as an excuse. I have actually said, "I would have gotten it down, but I am too lazy". Does that line make any sense? I mean no shit, right! The worst part about laziness is I have gotten pretty far, even though I am lazy, it is scary where to think i would be if i had a little drive and motivation. Now I know this may seem like a pointless thread, but I am curious to know if others share my problem, or if any one knows a way to overcome laziness. The honest to god truth, is if I do find out, I may just think that the answer is rhetorical in nature, and just continue with the way I am going. The sad truth is I am just lazy enough to do that!

Top 10: Tailgate Experiences

With the Badger opener right around the corner, it is no better time than now, to post my ten favorite tailgate memories. I tried to include the date and who was playing, but as you may know by now the game often take second fiddle. I would like to say thanks for all those who helped make these moments so memorable, and I would like to apologize to all of you whose tailgates I have ruined because of drunkeness. Here it goes!

#10 Evanston Illinois, any Badger trip I have ever made. This actually has a lot of sentimental value to me. My late and dear aunt Joanie, was a Northwestern graduate, her husband is Wisconsin Alum. Each year we would go down and watch the Badgers square off against the Cats. Hands town the best food you will ever eat at a tailgate, and the company of all Brownes truly makes each trip memorable. Nothing like 20 of your closest family members heading into the lions den of Ryan Field, where the student section is reminiscent of my high schools.

#9 Dec 22nd 2002 (Packers vs Bills). Oh yes the mighty frozen tundra. My dear friend Mark Retzlaff hails from Green Bay, not originally of course, but when it comes to hosting a great tailgate few do it better than him and his parents. The weekend usually starts off with titty bars and barrel stands and ends with a Packer game. This game I tried something new to get me ready for a tailgate, the whacky tobaccy, knowing its side effects, happy, sleepy, tired, I didnt know what to expect. I think that was pretty evident when after the first half I leaned over to Mark and said, "I dont think I remember one play from the first half". Needless to say, the Packer tailgates are always memorable.

#8 Nov 8th, 2003 (Badgers vs Gophers). Anytime I can go a Badger game with my favorite Retzlaff, Roy, I am completely jacked up. Especially when he is buying $12 pitchers in downtwon Minneapolis. Again, the Retzlaff's took care of me in what turned out to be my first and last trip to the Gopher dome for a football game. Lets just put it this way, your tailgate only has to be mediocore, when they sell beers throughout the game inside the stadium.

#7 April 3rd, 2006 (Brewers vs Pirates). This was my first home opener and more importantly, it was the first game I had ever been to with my cousins Chad and Montana. We bought a ten pack of tickets that year, and even though I only made it to half of the games each trip was a blast. Nothing like getting hammed in the lot, heading to the front row where it is obvious you dont have tickets, and the causing a scene so they almost have to kick you out. Well they were unable to catch us that day, and I had the best seats, with the best Brewer fan company.

#6 Date Unkown, 2006 (Brewers vs ???) You are probably wondering how could this be so memorable yet you know nothing about it? Well I will tell you. You get 40 of your closest friends, you line up a couple of half barrels. You add the fun of the Brewer parking lot before the game, and you race to see who can finish there barrel first. The night actually ended quite a few urinating in public tickets, as well as a very close call in the back of Dues truck. Well there was piss all over the back seat.

#5 May 20th 2007 (Brewers vs Twins) Talk about a Sunday funday. The day did not start well as our bodies were hesitant to forgive from the long weekend. I actually tried to talk my buddy Jake into taking us home before we even met up with our group. I am glad he didnt. I wasnt planning on drinking, but when the beer pong tables, came out, and the smell of the grill was getting to me, I turned to the only thing I had in my car, a bottle of Canadian Club. It wasnt much later until i was deepthroating cheesy brats, and making out with babes inside the stadium. It was a great ride home as well as we tried to hit up every bar. Work was real fun the next day.

#4 July 5th, 2007 (Brewers vs Rockies) Another Brewer game I failed to make it into. This is the famous tailgate where we took the best concocotion ever made and added it to our tailgate. The jungle juice was up to its old tricks and it showed. Headstands in the parking lot, puking from just about everyone, a bare foot walk across broken glass, my best Spartan impression with a 6' spear (aka foam fence protector), cops telling me "they arent too impressed", two brats in the tailpipe, and if I remember correctly, I even gave a tennis lesson that night! Maybe this should be moved up the list.

#3 Sept 24th 2005 (Badgers vs Michigan) If none of you have ever made the trip up Brees street on a Badger game day, well then you havent really seen what tailgaiting is all about. How about 40,000 wild Badger fans, getting ansty for kickoff, and since it is an evening game, all bets are off. Seriously, it probably isnt safe walking down that street for an evening game. Noel and I partied hard before this one, which even included a punt, pass, and kick competition from a couple of the drunkest guys I have ever seen in the middle of a very crowded road. We got into the game, and my mom scored us some great seats, however it was in the geriatric section, I felt like I belonged perfectly as my bladder would only allow me to sit, for 10 minutes at a time. Boy were they pissed when they had to move there old asses for a 300lb drunk guy every ten minutes. I did however get to see the end of the game when Johnny Stocco, scored on a QB draw giving Bucky the game.

#2 Oct 11th 2003 (Badgers vs Ohio State) If I was doing a top ten greatest days of Matt Browne's life this would be hard pressed not to be number one. Seriously, celebrating your 21st birthday party in style with a Badger victory over those hated fucking nuts from Ohio. I cant even list all the great memories i have from this day, all I can say is it started with a tomato theft, one that made Jim Romes radio broadcast the next day, and ended with a dump in a driveway. nuff said!

#1 Oct 7th 2006 (Badgers vs Wildcats) I really didnt think anything of drinking bloody mary's, beers, and mixers at 9 oclock in the morning. What started as a nice fall afternoon ended in a nightmare for my cousin Tim and his wife Catherine. The day included Vodka sparks and all you can drink shots at the Gridiron, whisky waters at the Stadium, getting caught urinating in public by a cop (yeah he actually put his hands on me while I was still going), taking 20 dollars from my cousin to buy beer, and getting a box of wine and a pack of smokes, and then blowing chow all over my cousins ride, when he was kind enough to give me a ride home. This is definately not my proudest, or favorite tailgating moment but definately my most memorable.

I am sure I missed a few, so if you remember a great tailgate story or a story from one of these days, please post it!

Humpday August 29th, 07'

Jenny McCarthy, what can I say? She looks pretty good for like 45 or something. My penis grew up with Jenny McCarthy. They were really good friends. My penis used to braid her hear every night. I remember this one time my penis was telling me how they used to take hot steamy baths, and Jenny splashed him right in his weiner face. Let me tell you she got a wollopin' even Jim Carey wouldnt find funny.

Elija Wood is a rip off...gay

Dude...N'sync, Metalica, Michael Jackson should all want to beat the rings out of E-Wood. I am pretty sure he thought of this dance while playing twat man. But had to put a killer death metal twist to it then wind it up and give it to the kids. He went on this show hoping to score some sweet milk break poon tang, but came out looking like a bigger duesch than he already is. This a a pretty memorizing vid. I actually got tingles when they all went "CRAZZZZZYYYYYY" Oh E-weezy you can babysit my kids any day!

Surprisingly Im Straight

I am starting my first post ever on a blog with this...
When I was a kid I loved this movie. After seeing this clip again, I can't believe I havent sucked dick before. This is seriously one of the gayest things I have ever seen. I am surprised that when ever I hear the sweet melodies from a sweaty saxophone I am not scrambling to find the biggest cock to wrap my lips around. Ladies and Gents This clip is from "The Lost Boys" I bring this to your attention because right now as we speak Lost Boys 2 is in the works. I am sorry to say Cory Heim will most likely not be in it. Now if you will excuse me I think I hear a saxophone.

Deal With it Would Like to Annouce...

I will be adding a contributor to my blog. Starting next Monday, my cousin Craig, often referred to my me as C$$$ or C-Weed on this site, will be writing, and helping me find ways, to keep this blog interesting. The exact format has yet to been figured out, but I promise you this will increase the humor on this blog tremendously. He has been responisble for a lot of what gets posted on here already this just makes it official. I am also trying to get a few other people that I know would add a great deal to this page to help me out. Hopefully I will have more news like this in the near future.

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DVD Rental Day

Well I havent been watching a ton of movies lately. I did rent a couple of good ones though last week. Definately worth the rent if they sound like your kind of movie.

Blood Simple

This is one of the first Coen Brothers movie, it isnt what I would call a crime genre movie, instead it is a dark twisted movie that involves a crime. I have seen some of the dark sides of the Coen Brothers in movies like Fargo, and even to a lesser extent in O Brother Where Art Thou, but this is done much better. Where those tried to be dark yet lighten up everything with comedic overtowns, this screen play does not head in that direction. I especially like the performances of Dan Hedaya and Emmet Walsh, who plays the private detective. There performances I think take this from a decent movie, since the story has been done before, to a very good movie. Like other movies done in the 80s a great deal of the tension is created from the great sounds and music they use. I think this is something that has kind of gone away from newer movies, but watch some of your favorite suspense and horror movies from the 80s and try and notice how the director uses sound and music to derive tension in a scene. The Shining is probably the best at this.

Downfall

This is one of the better movies I have seen in a long time. It is a German movie about the last days Adolf Hitler, as seen through the eyes, of one of his personal secretaries. It is a look at the falling of one of the last empires as we know. The performance of Bruno Ganz, I believe is oscar worthy. He plays Hitler, and with the fall of Berlin imminent there are some wonderful scenes of Hitler, not as the genocidal maniac that you are often led to believe, but of a man so caught up in his convictions, and his belief that his superiority would ultimately reign supreme. Much of this film is shot in a bomb shelter or bunker beneath the streets of Berlin, and the look of the film is great. The writing doesnt have to be real strong because the presence of this immensely large character, is enough to hold the audience's attention. Knowing what we know of Hitler, and then the way Ganz, is able to adapt his belief of what the last days of Hitler would be like, truly make this a special movie. I would say rent this with Last King of Scottland and you will have a look at two of the worlds biggest tyrants, in the last couple hundred years.

Californication

This is not a movie that can be rented it is a T.V. show that just started. It stars David Duchovny as a struggling writer trying to deal with divorce, fatherhood, his struggling career, in the city of L.A. I have watched the first two episodes and am completely hooked, with Entourage really struggling to keep my attention this seems to fill the void nicely. The writing and casting seem to be perfect, and it definately has that Nip/Tuck type flair to it. It really makes me wonder how much I would like Nip/Tuck if the show, was on Showtime or HBO. Anyways this appears to be a solid new show. Check it out!

I Have Been Asking For This For Years....

FINALLY!

Breaking my Silence

It has been nearly a week since my last post so I figured I would spew something, even though I have little to report. This week has been a bitch, work has been very busy and every night I get to come home to a little more water seeping into my basement. So I get to deal with that along with that great smell that wet carpet has. Man, have I been having a good time. Luckily the old man has been there to save yet again. I really would be lost without my father he really has the answers to pretty much all my problems, I guess that can be a good and a bad thing. However he has helped me out a ton. Last weekend was our annual trip to apple river, the weather absolutely sucked but the trip was memorable. We got up there friday, around 6 pm, we made it despite the best effort of the Tri-pod to slow us down. We partied hard on Friday, I believe there was like 30 of us up there. Saturday the rain started coming down, and after about 6 breakfast beers some of us had enough courage to man the river. I dont remember much of the tube ride, except there were two boxes of wine and a whole lot of buttershots. We lost one to early signs of hypothermia. Yes, it was very cold, I think everyone turned a little purple, but Lauer had about another half an hour on the river before med flight was going to have to come get him. After getting off the river, I had half of a dairy queen blizzard and headed back to camp. I went to wake up my buddy Benesch, and he was sleeping in an inch of water. I made the executive decision that we would pack up camp and head for the hills. I didnt bring a tent, and the four of us passed out in my car just didnt appeal to me. We made her home around 1030 and chilled for the rest of the evening. Sunday was spent fighting water, apparently digging big holes in your back yard is not the best way to stop flooding. The pile of dirt for one acts as a sponge for rain, and the hole, is a great place for water to pool. Well lesson learned, I really wish I would have given my neighbor the grand he wanted to pour that patio. If I need to replace the carpet that will be looking like a steal. This weekend should be a lot of fun. Friday I have tickets to Rage Against the Machines, to be honest I am familiar with there music and I like a lot of there songs, but I dont really know much about the band. I am going just because I really enjoy a good concert. Well that and the fact that my roommate Jake absolutely loves Rage, and will not be able to make it do to the fact that he has a rehearsal dinner to attend. Jake, I will be thinking of you as I stuff my face with those special pastries, and rock out to your favorite band. Saturday, my cousin Tim and his wife Catherine are having a little house warming party. Should be a blast, well I am hoping I am skipping a friends wedding to attend. Saturday night, my broseph is having a little back to school party. I am thinking about going as the 3rd year trasfer student from Madison. Yeah on a track scholarship. Should be gold, if not we will hit up some of the local establishments. Just a little reminder, the Badger home opener is a week away, and that means one thing, TAILGATE SEASON! Well it will be hard to top last season, but I am planning on giving it my best effort. I have been planning a little top ten tailgate memories, for the kick off of the season so stay tuned next week for that. Unfortunately I am missing out on the first game because I am going to a wedding, but it is a long season and the true tailgates dont start, until the big ten opener. Tim, make sure you have plenty of box wine, and Catherine I promise this semester will be different.

The End of an Era

I have some sad news to relay to my loyal readers. Wednesday I sold the one thing, before my house, that I ever bought that I actually cared about, The Baby Blue Cutlass. The memories I have in that car are unbeliavable, From getting down back in high school in the famous Medina rd spot, to high speed car chases, to puking all over four guys, to off roading and having my muffler ripped off, to falling asleep at that wheel and driving through a field, and my personal favorite (Jake you will appreciate this) "Sometimes it gets flooded, just give it a minute". I bought that car from a little old lady for $1900 back in 1999. When I bought the car it had 19,000 miles on it I drove it for 8 years before deciding to put it on Craigslist. I put best $500 best offer and I sold it that day. I wish I would have asked for more, because when I checked my phone I had 14 missed calls from people that were interested. I guess there were a lot of people out there just like me, and could see the magic in which that car had to offer. It turns out to be one of the best investments I have ever made. Coincidentally the $400 I made from the sale, went to buy an Xbox 360 and Madden 08 and that is soon becoming the second best investment I ever made. Anyways it was a sad week, saying good bye to my first love. If anyone has any good stories about the Cutlass, please post them, in the sweet memory of the most beautiful thing I have ever ridden.

Ladies I need your help!

OK ladies this isnt a rant on why guys love fantasy sports so much, I wont try to explain it, you just will never understand, the bonding and added excitement of watching a game, that fantasy sports has to provide. I am a commisioner of one so-called die hard fantasy leagues, and I made a promise to my owners that this year I would really spice up the draft. I want to do that by having a couple of ladies come and help us out, all I ask is you look the part, and you dont have problem grabbing a beer out of the fridge and bringing it back to the war room. I have alloted $100 for this very reason, so any girls out there, that want to dress sexy, drink for free, and make a $100 waitressing 12 grown men acting like kids, please let me know. The draft will be Friday August 31st, at my house in Sun Prairie. I encourage you to come early and get what ever liquid courage you need to make this happen. I want to call out to all the ladies that may read this blog, it is probably only two of you, before I go to the local gentlemans club. There I have to resort to tactics I really do not want to discuss on this board. I am not asking anyone to get naked, I just want someone willing to look sexy and help us out. Please email if you are interested and I will give you some more details.

Humpday: The Girls of Sin City

I was watching the back end of 300 the other day, and it inspired me to watch Sin City again, one of Frank Miller's ealier movies. I realized that this movie has the sexiest cast of women I have ever seen. Please help me find a movie that can even compete. From top to bottom: Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson, Jaime King, Devon Aoki, Brittany Murphy and I had to leave out Alexis Bledel because I can only have five pics. Enjoy!

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Weekend

Well it has been a lame week, after my debauchery last weekend, I came down with a nasty cold. I twice got sent home from work this week, in fear that I would get my co-workers sick. Which should make me happy but unfortunately, and I am not complaining, as a project manager the jobs I am running do not slow down for me being ill. So I spent most of the day today getting my ass chewed out by construction managers, wondering when I am going to address there problems. However I did get everything straightened away so I can enjoy my weekend, and leave that shit in the office. This weekend is officially the one year anniversary to one of the drunkest days of my life. If you recall it involved a golf outing, a rolled over golf cart, a horrendous ankle sprain, punching my best friend in the face, smoking weed in broad daylight in a park in Marshall, making an ass out of myself by hitting on 60 year old women, and culminating with a blackout. Yes it is time again for the Annual Lion's Club Lobster feed, and is truly, one of the most fun weekends of the summer. We are again kicking it off with a little beer-a-hole golf outing. We are only going nine holes this year so hopefully nobody gets hurt. It should be easier with big pony not being around. Then we head to Marshall, where we eat lobster and corn, and drink as many $2 beers as we can. Noel I want to be hooked up fat too, if you are working the beer garden. So hopefully I can stay away from the whales, and have some great stories to relay on Monday.

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Humpday: Hilary Duff

This barely legal bombshell, was in this months Maxim, but the spread was kind of bunk. This inspired me to see what I could find, and yet still disapointed. I will see what I can do in the mean time enjoy!

Weekend

What a wild weekend it was. Friday night we had the rehearsal dinner, great food, and ended up being one drunk evening. We started at 5 oclock slammin some beers outside the church, and it ended at 530 in the morning with me watching the sun come up. Not really what you want to be doing when you have to be at the church in 6 hours. Needless to say I was a hurting unit until about half way through the wedding. The fact that I put down a bottle of cheap wine, didnt help the matters at all. My headache was top notch on Saturday morning. The wedding was beautiful, everyone looked great, it went without a hitch, and the pastor did a great job going fast. The wedding timed out at 25 minutes long, by far the fastest wedding I have ever been too. Then the bus was off for 2 and half hours of bar hopping before the reception. This was not one of our better ideas, the shots were flowing, I bet there was over $1000 spent by the wedding party at the two hick bars we stopped at, and that is no easy feat. I was switched over to water at 3 oclock to combat the alchohal induced rash I had forming. I was feeling fine once we arrived, and the bottle of champagne we had for dinner really put me into a dancing mood. After about 5 hours of getting down on the dance floor Jake our special guest and I headed back to what was supposed to be our a-bar. However we were both sleeping by 1 oclock with nobody coming over. Sunday was spent helping the old man do some painting at his duplex and recovering, with some 300 and Entourage. All in all a wonderful weekend, I wish the week was a little longer, so I can be fully recovered, for our second annual Lobster Feed golf outing.

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Fantasy Football

I am looking for an owner for a keeper league that I have done for the last two years. The price is $100 if you are intersted email me or post a comment. I will give you the draft info and who is on the roster of the team that is for sale.

Weekend

Well I just picked up my Tux for the wedding I am in this weekend, I was also instructed on some of the duties of the usher, which I was unaware of, namely picking up the booze for the wedding party. Well with 9 guys in the wedding, and yes I think it is safe to assume I was #9 on the list, we are going to need a lot of beer. I was told to start with 6 cases. So as you can imagine I am sure I am going to be a mess at this reception. With four ushers, I doubt I will have to do much, so I am going to focus, on making sure everyone is enjoying the moment, something I am very good at. I asked around how much I should give for a gift and the going rate seems to $100 so I just wrote my check for $101. I learned this trick from my uncle Al, who always made me open up my cards from my other uncle Bruce first, so he coud write his check for a dollar more. Hey its the thought that counts right? Anyways the tuxedos are pimp and I am flying solo to the wedding so I hope I can close the deal on some babe who is wondering when her day is coming. Surely I can make all of her dreams not come true. I am really excited though, to dress up and do the whole wedding thing. My friends are starting to go down fast, and I think moments like these will be etched into memory for ever. So I hope to report Monday, of a crazy weekend, which hopefully ends with a successful a-bar at 46 Tower Drive.

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Weekend and I Need Your Help!

Well I know it is alreayd humpday and I havent posted an update on my weekend. Anyways just as I figured I am shitty at paintball and I have the bruises to show for it. Basically each game started and I would last for about two minutes take out one of the opposing teams guys and then get taken out myself. Usually it was at the hands of Dustin Benesch who made me his bitch all afternoon. After the paintball, the partying started, and I think I drank about a gallon of wisky. Yet I felt pretty much fine all night. It is weird that some times a couple of beers will get me going and other nights a gallon of wisky only gives me a buzz. The bachelor party was a good time, no fights, no injuries (well the best man took a fall as well as the bachelor) but nothing more than there pride was hurt. Sunday was spent recovering from what turned out to be a nasty little hangover.

Last night I went to the Brewer game and sat in the Dew Deck. We had a few sodas in the lot and if I can steal a line from Timmmay I was approaching the 6th stage of drunkeness, "Fuck Dinner". Well with the Dew Deck passes you get all you can eat and two free drinks. I figured that I would like to have the drinks first and not ruin a good thing then toss down a brat on the way out so I was cool to drive. Well to my suprise the food was put away before I got to it so I was feeling damn good, and the brat $5 brat I got didnt do much to sober me up. Luckily the old man was in good shape to drive.

If any of you caught Entourage on Sunday you would have saw one of the funniest episodes. This episode opened my eyes to a new world, Craigs List. I had been there a few times but did not spend much time there. It wasnt until I heard Drama talking about "Furries" that I found that this website has much more to offer. Including what appears to be a whole new world of freakish shit, and a great personal section. Lets just say I am going to start in on the online dating scene. Now I dont know what to expect and most of the posts on there are just people looking to hang out or meet new people which I think is great. Since it is hard meeting new people when you plan extravegant parties every weekend and you end up hanging with the same people all the time. I love the girls I hang out with, but for the most part I have burned every single one of those bridges and it is time for me to expand my horizons. Since I am not good at picking up girls at a bar, usually too drunk or just not up for the rejection that is sure to ensue, so I am going to go with something i am more comfortable with, THE INTERNET! Anyways like I said before this is new to me and I need everyones help creating a little profile that will lure the babes in. So please dont be shy and I think most of you know how a profile works, if you dont I will quickly explain. First I need a tagline, you know something like "Just watched Garden State for the 300th time" or "Tennis Instructor Offering Free Lessons" You know you have probably seen these a hundred times. Then you need to tell a little about myself, and what I am into. Please dont hold back I want to hear everyones thoughts and I promise my feelings will not get hurt.

As you may have noticed I installed a counter on my blog to count hits, now I did this on Friday and I think it is over 400 right now, so i know some people are reading this. All I ask is you leave a comment once in a while. You dont have to give your name it can be anonymous but it is more fun if I get some reactions to what works and what does not. Also if you have anything videos, links, funny pics of me, that you think should be shared on this blog please email them to me. I will give you the credit you deserve I just want to keep this blog fresh and keep people reading. My email is madmully55@yahoo.com or mbrowne@lakecityglass.com.

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