Kevin Everette Making Progress

5 errors!

uuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh brewers (disappointed sigh)

Oh and This is Awesome!

I need to start doing something with my life!

Bo Fo Sho'

You may think I am retarded for posting this video, but I thought it was funny and actually really good, so DWI!

Ladies of the Big 10

God, I love America and everything internet! Check out this way sweet blog and all the other links. Sidebar if you aren't bookmarking this website and your a guy, bad news your cock is broke. By ways of evolution you are rendered useless to society...go kill yourself.
Have a great Thursday!
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This Must of Been an Exciting Game

Link

Humpday: Damn it Feels Good to be QB

Who's hittin it from top to bottom:

Tebow
Roethlisberger
Leinart
Brady
Namath

This Will Never Get Old

I love it!

Rant: Haters and The Big Day!

I have been getting some feedback from the blog and people are saying that I have a horrible self image, and I have even heard that I hide behind my blog, and in person I am totally different than what I write about. I would like to take some time to dispel those notions. First of all, I often use the blog to rip on myself, don’t think I do this because I do not like the person who I am. I would say quite the contrary, however I do realize that I am not perfect and instead of pretending that I am, I am quick to point out that I am not. In fact, I would say that I am quite comfortable being just the way I am. As a soft body approaching 3 bills I understand that I am not what society would call the ideal body. However I have always been comfortable with the way I look, and although I know it needs some work (I spend more time making excuses for why I cannot work out than I do actually at the gym) I have a very positive self image. I guess I look at life this way, it is a work in progress. I mean you should never be completely happy with where you are, but you should not be down over where you are not. So when I poke fun of myself, or look at some of the hilarious ironies, that have made the last 24 years tolerable, it is only me understanding that I am not really the person I want to be yet. In fact I hope everyone looks at life this way. Does having the perfect bod, perfect wife, all the money in the world, truly make someone happy? Or is half the fun getting there? I would have to say the latter. I mean it would be very cliché for me to say that life is a journey, enjoy the ride, but fuck, I am enjoying the hell out of the ride. When there is a bump in the road (keeping the cliché rolling) it is easier for me to “Deal With It” by poking fun of myself, and letting everyone else know the miseries and misfortunes that often times are hilarious. However by no means do I have a negative image or even feel remotely disappointed with where I am at! For the people that know me well, know that I am a cynic, but a fucking happy one at that. I may not always look at things through frosty colored glasses, drugs do help with that by the way, but I assure you I have a positive outlook on my life.

Now onto this notion of me using my blog as a place to say things I could never say in public. Look, obviously a lot of the shit I talk about would never talk about or would never talk about it in a normal situation. This is some what of a journal a place to get things off my chest, a place to get in touch with my sex in the city side. However I don’t think I use this as a forum to hide behind, and I promise sentiment shared on here is sentiment I believe.

Ok now that you are bored completely out of your mind reading about how I am actually blogging about what type of blogger I am. Wow! If I could kick myself in the nuts right now I would. I want to let everyone know that today is a very special day. Yes today Halo 3 officially dropped and I will be picking up my copy after work. I have waited a long time for this day, and I cannot wait, to talk shit to some 12 year old kid, after a night of boozing. Trust me there is nothing better than kicking someones ass in a video game and letting them know about it. So pick up your copy, get online, and meet me and good old Leeeeeeeeeeeeroy for the ultimate in gaming experience!

"You will pick up that spare the day my hair starts falling out"

I Feel Like it

So DWI has been a little slow this week, actually it has come to complete halt. Not sure why, so I am typing here in hopes that something comes to mind for all of our beloved readers. I planted grass the last week so, waiting on that to get going. I have talked to Charter Communications like 7 times last week, I am pretty sure I will be talking to them for the 8th time tonight. I fucking hate Charter by the way. I would go with the Dish but I would still have to use Charter for my internet and I am sure they would find a way to fuck that up for me, just to piss me off. But ah yeah I have to bowl tonight. People kind of know me as the guy who bowls. I am not sure if my friends regard me as decent or good bowler, or they say that I am good and then when I look down at the ground with embarrassment they mouth the words "your gay and you suck". I am sure that is how it really goes down. If someone has a question about bowling they usually come to me, I know some shit, but I am no McCracken. Which reminds of ONE (I know The Big Lebowski is not forgotten) of the greatest bowling movies ever, I will leave you with this...
Earnie McCracken- It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
Roy- Hey. Do you mind? I wasn't talking when you were bowling.
Earnie McCracken- Was I talking out loud? Was I? Sorry. Good luck.

An Oscars Update

So these Photos are real, like I had initially thought. The story is Oscar Flies this Scores West stripper all over the U.S. when he travels. Well from what she says he is into some kinky shit. From "News of the World"...

"She also reveals that Oscar, nicknamed the Golden Boy, insisted she called him GOLDIE during his bizarre bouts as a girlie. And he even posed in a TUTU.

Lifting the lid on their time together, Russian-born Milana purrs: "He loved to dress up in lingerie. He would strip down naked in front of me and try on outfits. He asked me to bring him clothes he could wear and loved the fishnet tights and wigs.

"Once he borrowed my glitzy full length sash dress and pranced around the room singing in a woman's voice, saying: ‘Ooooh, look at me'.

"But it was all about domination. He would say to me, ‘Please, put me down on my knees and pull my hair'. And he liked to be called Goldie—not Golden Boy. That's what he told me."

The incredible snaps of the star in fishnets and high-heels released on to the internet by 22-year-old Milana last week have rocked his tough-guy image."

More here!

Get Pumped Up!!!

Ok I dont know about anyone else, but I am actually counting down the minutes until I am done with work. I am so excited for this weekend and my first Badger game of the year. Call me if you want to meet up for a beer, and I will meet every single person that calls. If anyone needs any help getting pumped up for this great weekend this should do it. Nick Nolte's is my favorite.

Ben Sheets has Down Syndrom...Pussy

This is my Friday fuck off message to Ben Sheets. Hey Benny boy how’s the hammy? Little tender huh, I bet. Looks like you really pinched er’ out there. Yeah, you better nurse that sucker…what’s that? Yeah it is a good thing your teammates don’t really need you right now, so you will have plenty of time and make a run to Walgreen’s and get a fresh box of Kotex. You know for the bleed ing vagina of yours. Yeah so what if you are regarded as the Brewers “Ace” in the bullpen. I mean what does “Ace” really mean. In my mind “Ace” means something that is really cool or hip. So really you are “Ace’n” the shit out of the bullpen. I mean it seems that everyone thinks you’re a real good guy to have in the clubhouse, your funny you like to drink beers with the bros, a real motivator. You are a real “Ace”! Well Ben here is what I think of your worthless ass. In my opinion your career as the “Ace” pitcher for the Brewers has really Fred Dursted! I mean at first you were this super bad ass pitcher winning games totally rockin’ it...then when we really need you as the “Ace” your fucking injured ALL THE TIME! I don’t know how people can honestly say that “Oh, only if we had Sheets right now it would be a whole different series.” How can anyone really believe that, he hasn’t played enough in the last 2 years to really prove to anyone that he is worth the paycheck.
Now for all you nay sayers, I do know that is hard to call a guy pussy when it isn’t my finger that is blistered and hamstring’s suck to pull. Everyone has a different pain threshold, But come the fuck on! You are a professional athlete this is why you work out in the off-season and pay your fucking trainers big bucks. And all for what so in the middle of September when the Milwaukee Brewers, the FUCKING MILWAUKEE BREWERS are in a pennant race a half game out of first (at the time he ripped his vagina) you tear your vaginal walls in the second inning. I hate you Ben Sheets, I wish you would go away. You are the biggest let down of all time next to Fred Durst and that fucking bitch Jenny in Seventh grade that I wanted to bang so hard and dragged me around by the tip of my dick then only to go out with Harper, god what the fuck! Well Ben Sheets you are my Jenny and I hate you for eternity!

Toughest Muthafucka Ever: The Finals

Planet Hollywood Semi Final

Schwarzenegger vs Stallone

To me this is not even really that close of a battle. The Governor only has a couple of flaws, the fact that he played a pregnant man in one role (Junior) and the fact that he was in a movie so bad that I could not even finish it in Last Action Hero (I havent seen Jingle All The Way.. Stallone, did survive the leach invested water in a Vietnamese prison camp, but I just think his last big battle against Tommy Gunn, just took to much out of him. Stallone also loses some points for doing the same movie 6 different times. I am a big fan of Rocky III, IV, and V, but enough is enough Rock. Go make some more Rambo movies, oh wait…If Arnold can pull of being Danny Devito’s twin brother I don’t think he would have any problem taking down Johnny Rambo. Winner Scharzenegger.

B-Movies Best Semifinal

Seagall vs. Van Damme

This one is just too tough to call. My initial feeling is Van Damme is in better physical condition, his martial arts look better, and his movies have done much better (talk about picking between a giant douche and a turd sandwhich). However, that doesn’t take one thing into effect, Steven Seagall has never even been hurt before. I mean I have seen probably twenty of his movies and he could walk into a room with 10 guys with knives, and not get a scratch while killing every last one. Van Damme has the experience and it got him this far, but I don’t see him tough enough to kill a man that never has been injured. Throw in the fact the Seagall has a kickass Regae album and I think you know who is going to the finals. Winner Seagall.

Finals

Seagall vs. Scharzenegger

First of all I would like to say there hasn’t been a single upset yet in this tournament, and that could be do to the fact that I seeded all these guys as how badass I see them. Deal with it. Now onto the finals, what a dream matchup this is for me. I would love to see a movie with these two staring as partners. Think Rush Hour 4. Both of these men work well with partners and I think you would have box office gold, if you just let these guys do what they do best, beat the shit out of the bad guys, ask questions later. Ok, my wet dream needs to end, so I will tell you how I think it would play out. Conan the Barbarian definitely has the physical tools to win this fight. I mean this guy killed a Predator, not too many people can say that, in fact I believe he is the only human ever to do so. However his tear running down his face as he was lowered into a 10,000 degree pit of fire (Terminator 2), showed that he has a softer side. I think Seagall exploits this weakness, he has never cried or showed any emotion in any film. He treats every character as if it was the same and I think that gives him extra points. Plus he once uttered these spectacular words in a little movie called Marked for Death.

Monkey - Hey, you want some blow?
John Hatcher- Yeah, I want some blow. Put your hands where I can see 'em or I'm gonna blow your head off.

That is a line that actors dream about growing up. I know a man with no real martial arts background shouldn’t be able to take a Wisconsin-Superior grad, who majored in chiseling his body out of stone, but this is my tournament and Seagall, is the epitome of it. A genious when it comes to making movies for guys that don’t want all that other crap like well developed characters, a standard plotline, or good writing. A lot of times I just want to see some guy get kicked in the face, than the actor adding some horrible line, that he probably spent the last two years thinking about using as an add lib. Seagall, has never once made a movie that has received a good review, and I don’t remember the last time one of his movies even made it to the big screen. He is the essence of what is great about shitty cinema, you can spend millions of dollars making a movie look great, but sometimes the shittiest low budget movies, with terrible actors, can be your most enjoyable. I know I am going to rent a couple of these classics, and laugh hysterically as I watch the body count add up. Winner Seagall.

The Rant: Toughest MuthaFucka Ever!

Before I get into this rant, I want to give a little background on what got me thinking about this topic. First of all I want to tell the world about my giant size man crush on Tim Tebow, if you don’t know who he is youtube him and prepare to be amazed. As the starting qb for the Gators, he has put himself in Heisman contention with his big arm, and punishing running ability. It is like watching Urlacher play QB! This guys is a stud, and although I don’t like Florida, Tebow and Urban Meyer, are starting to change my opinion on them. Well like I would do with any man crush, I was scouring the net for some great links, video, or just fun facts about him. I came to this link and it has all of these great sayings like “Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas” and “Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.” These are just like all of those Chuck Norris threads and t-shirts that were going around. Then today my friend, Mark, and I were discussing some of Steven Seagal’s best movie roles and how he can play a Native American and an Asian character though he doesn’t resemble either. That really got me thinking about all of these perceived badass characters, who have done the same role over and over, with a different script. You know guys like Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Van Damme, Norris, and so many others. I decided I would do a little tournament of who would win in a fight, based on some of these ridiculous characters that they have played. Call it a “First Ever Blog Tough Guy Championship” yes this tournament idea could take off much like the top tens.

I decided to limit this tournament to 8 men. I could of probably done 16 or 32 but a guy like Clive Owen, who has played a bad ass many times is really no match for a guy like Norris, Van Damme, or Dolph, so I just decided to keep it among the elite. I didn’t really have an unbias way to rank these guys so I just decided to make two brackets. Bracket one is called “Planet Hollywood” it consists of 4 seeds. From the highest seed to the lowest Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Wesley Snipes. The other bracket is called “B-Movies Best” consists of Stevan Seagal, Jean Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris, and Dolph Lundgren. Amazingly I only recall three movies where these characters played enemies of one another and that is the first Universal Soldiers movie Demolition Man, and of course Rocky IV. Another little sidenote Jacki Chan just missed this list, he was my ninth seed.

Round one Matchups

Planet Hollywood Bracket

Schwarzenegger (1) vs Snipes (4)

Arnold is best known for roles as the Terminator, but I am leaving out any movie in which you have living tissue surrounding a cyborg skeleton. Sorry, but I make the rules. This matchup looks good on paper you have a Snipes who is best known for his role as a half vampire, vampire killer (Blade), as well as a cryogenitically frozen criminal brought back in the future to kill Dennis Leary (Demolition Man). Against a man who single handedly saved mars (Total Recall), saved earth from satan (End of Days), and even taught a kindergarten class who cool ferrets are before catching his man. (Kindergarten Cop). Although this seems to be a tough test, Arnold somewhat easily breezes into the 2nd round. Even though Snipes shows some badass Martial Arts skill and sword play, it is no match for someone that has stared down satan, some how killed the devil, and uttered the words, “Go to Hell!” Winner Schwarzenegger.

Sly Stallone (2) vs Bruce Willis (3)

This is a great matchup. Stallone is best known for kicking the shit out of Apollo Creed, Clubber Lange, Ivan Drago, Tommy Gunn (Rocky’s) as well as throwing Jon Lithgow over a cliff (Cliffhanger) and knocking the fucking head of another one of our contestants Simon Phoenix. Demolition Man. Bruce Willis is no stranger in saving the day either. Most notably he saved the life and virginity of Jessica Alba twice (Sin City), took out the terrorist brothers in Hans and Simon Gruber (Die Hard I and III) and even played a badass dead guy! (Sixth Sense). Though I think this would be a great fight, with both man knowing how to take a lot of pain. Countless battles going 12 plus rounds, wiping your arse with 3 sea shells, running across broken glass, jumping off Nakatomi Plaza and flying back in through the window, to getting shot 6 times and taking it in style. I really think the heart as well as theme music of Rocky take this battle. Willis role as a mobster opposite of Matthew Perry really hurt him actually. Winner Stallone.

Round One Matchups

B-Movies Best Bracket

Steven Seagal (1) vs Dolph Lundgren (4)

I will admit Lundgren has an unfair advantage in this movie, no matter how badass he may seem in all of his movies he is usually playing bad guys, so inevitable he loses. However he deserves to be hear no matter how over matched he is. Roles as Drago where he is the Russia’s only hope to win the cold war, and as a reanimated, Vietnam casualy of war, that is made into the perfect soldier (Universal Soldier) keep this matchup close. But not even He-Man can withstand every single bone broken in his body. Segall, whose culture is so diverse that he has landed roles as an native American (Fire Down Below) a man trained in martial arts and of asian decent (Glimmer Man) and even a docter (Patriot) and a chef (Under Siege). Seagal is just to versed in to many great fighting techniques most notably, being able to throw knives and break any bone with one punch. "Suffice to say, to the people he hunted for us, he was known as the Glimmer Man. There'd be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer... Then you'd be dead." Nuff said.

Van Damme (2) vs Norris (3)

Talk about dream matchups, this is the highlight of the first round in my opinion. You take arguably the most famous Texan Ranger in history, Kordell Firewalker, and you match him up against Muscle from Brussle. Well, I wish I could just call this a draw, but for the sake of the tourney we need to have someone win this. Norris, is a probably the best known American Kung Fu expert, he has survived Vietnamese prison camps, and his round house kicks are legendary. However Van Damme is much better suited to this tournament style setup. Basically he has been there done that see films Bloodsport, Kickboxer, The Quest, and Street Fighter. He has one a tournament or two in his day, and he could be the early favorite to take this one as well.

Check back tomorrow for the semi-finals and finals.

A night at the Oscars!

Yeah...I dont know what to really say here, uh, Oscar De Lehoya uhhhh your wearing womens hi heels, I mean im cool with it, but I think some people are going to call you gay and stuff.

Humpday: Monica Bellucci

After seeing the great clip my accompliss put up last week of the new movie, Shoot em Up, I warned you that the star from that clip my have a hump day dedicated to her. I didnt know much about her, but Monica has been in quite a few British films, and looks to be having her coming out party here in the states with this new movie. I look forward to seeing her in this and whatever else she has planned. If you would like Google her and you will find some much more risky pics. Enjoy!!!

Brittany rubs out K-Fed, and its messy!

Entertainment Tonight isn't the most reliable source but when I hear stuff Like this I don't care. This is exactly what I needed after the Sopranos left me hanging by the edge of my seat. Brittany Spears sucks me right back into the gangsta mentality. If this is true, this will be the greatest thing that has ever happened in American history
Brittany rubs out Fed, and its messy

OJ to star in Pulp Fiction 2

OJ's audition for Pulp Fiction 2 has leaked. All I have to say is Samuel L. who?
"“nobody leaves this mother fucken room till I get my shit!!” ah man this guy is something else. He is facing like 100 years in jail for 7 felonies, he will probably walk since he is slippery than double fisting action. anyway here is the audio from the night in question
OJ is Mean

Weekend

Well this weekend was one of the more relaxing weekends I have had in a long time. A group of my friends went up to a cabin near the dells for the weekend. The cabin was beautiful, and had an exceptional view of the Wisconsin River. We pretty much kept it low key and enjoyed the weekend, with many cocktails, and many laughs. Thanks to all that went, I had a really fun time.

Sunday was the much anticipated debut of DirecTV at the Browne mannor and it did not dissapoint. I had over ten football games, all in HD, at the touch of my finger. After some growing pains with the new remote, I settled in nicely and pretty much did nothing but watch football and yell at the TV as my shitty bets lost yet again. For the second games we found a new channel, called the Rdzone channel and it is pretty much the best thing that has ever happened to me. Highlights of every play, every score, and some great commentary, while never having to watch a commercial. Think about watching football the same way you watch golf, in HD. Simply put, dont ask me to do anything on a Sunday for the next 15 weeks, I am busy.

I also heard some great news about a roommate of mine in college, Zach Duesler, will be getting married to another college frined of mine Jenna Gehrke. Congratulations to the two of you! You guys really seem happy together and have made a wonderful couple. I wish you nothing but the best along the way, and I have to say your wedding is an early favorite for event of the year in 08. The Duesler's know how to party!

I am hoping that this is the week I finally get my patio poured, yeah it was supposed to be done months ago, but I have been a pretty big loser these past few months. Hopefully I can shake that this fall and get some shit done around the house. All I know is Sundays will be spent, watching football in style!

Birthday Wish List: Walker Texas Ranger Box Set

My Favorite Movie Scene of All Time

I mentioned before True Lies is one of my favorite action movies, but it is really a comedy, and this scene is the one reason I love this movie so much. Paxton should of one a best supporting nod for this role. Absolutely perfect!

Best Sex Scene ever...Maybe

This is from Shoot em up. This movie is coming out, fuck I have no clue but after seeing this clip I will be seeing it in theaters faster than gruney can say "Noel, if your going to eat in bed at least save room for desert!" (pounce on bed)
Shoot Em' Up

Hump Day 9.12.07 Kind Of

Ladies and Gentleman what used to be one of the hottest porn stars ever to grace the dirty mind that is C-Weed, is no longer. This is my hump day tribute to what used to be the "Hey get over here and take it in the ass" legend Jenna Jameson. Jenna was not just a porn star she was a true entrepreneur. She changed the way pornos were shot and for that matter the way I shot my eye adhesive! Jenna is one of the wealthiest and successful porn stars to date. She had a real beauty that some of the most famous actresses would kill for.

Well those times are long fucking gone and the only thing envious these days is Anorexia herself. She got rid of her delectable mammories and shoved in 2 mini basketballs, chopped off her sagging va-j-jay and stuffed her cartoonish lips with it. What a train reck!

Then to make matters worse she started dating Tito "The Deusch Bag" Ortiz he literally sucked the life completely out of her


God damn what a waste of skin this whole debauchery has become. It really is unfortunate she really was a real American beauty, and fun as hell to rub one out to. So maybe porno inst the answer for struggling actresses and self proclaimed molested teens. Who am I kidding yes it is and ladies don't be afraid to show me your boobs next time you see me!

The Rant

So some of you may know, I had a date on Friday night. With a dude, yeah deal with it. I decided that my roommate Jake, who is my guy, who does so much around my place deserved a nice dinner. I planned on making Fajitas for myself all week, but it isnt really a meal you can make for one so i decided, that since it was just Jake and I home this weekend, I would ask him to dinner. We decided we couldnt make fajitas without some margaritas, so we went to the store and grabbed a bottle of Margarita mix, strawberry, and headed to my parents house where I was to take care of there animals. After dinner, Jake and I, had a moment to reflect on our lives. Something that a few margaritas, and the stickiest of the ickies, will make you do. I told him about my one run-in with the law and something that stuck with me until this day. If you dont know the story, my Junior year, my friend Cody and I got into a fight, and we ended up putting the hurt on this kid. He called the cops and threatened to press charges. The D.A. in Milwaukee decided not to press charges, but she did manage to rip us a new a-hole. I remember so well her looking at me and saying "look at you getting into a fight, a real tough guy. Tell me one thing that you would say you are proud of". Me, usually having an answer for everything, had nothing. I wanted to say going to college, but i was supporting, a low "C" average, and my main objective was worrying about how fucked up I was going to get each weekend. Well, I didnt come up with anything, I sat there like an idiot, as Cody told her how he was working to put himself through college, and how nobody thought he would even go to college, and he was really proud that he was going to get done in under five years. The question continued to perplex me. Surely there was something that I have done that I could be proud of. I am not talking about being proud of the fact, that you once put done a whole slice of pizza in one bite, or you managed to fast for a week, for a tin of chew, no I wanted it to be something I was truly proud of. Like raising a child who has his/her shit together. Or getting a big promotion, or marrying a great woman. I was stumped, I mean I had accomplishments, but surrounding all accomplishments that I had made were boughts of failure. I mean I was proud of some Sports achievements, coming back from tough injuries, etc, but in the end I ruined my sports career, by drinking, hardly something to be proud of. I then thought about being class president, and planning things like prom and graduation, and awards dinner, but then I remembered I was only voted into the role as class president, because my friends cheated, and voted numerous times. I even thought about being a good friend, and being proud of that, but surely everyone can think of a time, when they let there friends down.

So here I am scared shitless, that I am going to get a felony batery charge, but even worse I am thinking, what kind of damn loser cannot be proud of anything that he has done? I mean she had a great way of making this 20 year old kid feel like a million assholes. She was right, but still, I am guessing when she was 20, she was some frat house play toy, and spent her weekends taking it from all angles. Still from that day on, I could not forget about what she had said. I actually told myself that I need to do something that I am proud of. Since then, I havent done much, but I am proud of a few things. I did finally graduate well that isnt something to be too proud of especially under the circumstances, but my last semester I did get four "A's" so I did work hard. I started a job, and just last week I was praised for the good work I was doing, and that they believed I was learning more quickly than expected. I have been given a lot of responsibilty here at LCG and I am proud of that. I also bought a home, and although my parents coin, had a lot to do with it, those who saw my house know exactly how hard I had to work at getting it too look like it does. So I am starting to make decisions and choices that I am proud of, but I still have a long way to go.

The reason for this writing this rant, wasnt just to bore you with more rhetoric of what type of loser I can be. The real reason is too pose this question to everyone out there, that may be in the same position that I was, that morning sitting in the D.A.'s office. I will pose this question to all of you, what decisions in your life can you say you are truly proud of. I bet for some of you, when you think hard about it you wont like what you see. However dont feel bad, because honestly, I believe the only way we can truly better ourselves, is through self reflection. You know kind of what I use this blog for, to reflect back on the many things, that I have fucked up in my life, and the few things I have done right. The thing is I am always trying to better myself, and it takes moments like this for that to happen. As for the dude date, I didnt get any ass, or even a handy, but it was a very special evening.

Silver Plays Genesis

Prank War 6

These guys are fricking brutal. Just when you think they cant top one another. Amir pulls a stunt like this! If you havent seen any of these they are all over at collegehumor.com and they are great.

Premier is Just Three Weeks Away

Machete Trailer!

Top 10: Upcoming Movies

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am somewhat of a trailer nut. I go to about three different websites that carry trailers just so I don’t miss some great movie that might be coming out. I know you cannot tell much about a movie from a trailer, which is true, but for the most part it is the anticipation that I care about. I would compare it to a women wearing sexy lingerie is sexier than one completely naked. There is something unknown and there is growing anticipation to find out more, just like a trailer. Here are the top 10 movies that I am looking forward to like a fine women in some sexy lingerie.

Honorable Mention- Dark Knight 08’: Christian Bale to me is a shitty Batman, his voice in the first one somewhat ruined the movie for me. Even though changing your voice makes sense hearing him talk in his deepest voice made me laugh more than anything. Dark Knight is the sequel and has Heath Ledger as the joker. I wasn’t crazy about the first one but Christopher Nolan is a great director and adding the Joker can only make things better.

#10 Machete 08’: Not many people took my advice and went to go see the double feature Grindhouse, but for those who did, you got a great first look at the trailer for a fake trailer for a movie called Machete. Well Danny Trejo, Quentin Tarentino, and Robert Rodriguez got so much support for this trailer they actually decided to make the movie. I will post the trailer so you can see for yourself.

#9 White Jazz 09’: One of my favorite movies of all time is L.A. Confidential. The writer of that story is writing what is to be somewhat of a sequal to that movie. Well I should say it is based on the book that was a sequel to the movie. The only one currently signed on is up and coming director Joe Carnahan and George Clooney. If it is anything like L.A. Confidential I will love it. Carnahan is on this list again.

#8 Killing Pablo 09’: Another Carnahan movie, I have read that this is the actual movie that the fictional movie Medellin (Entourage) is based after. It is the story about a group of soldiers that were sent into Columbia to assassinate Pablo Escobar, no word yet to who is going to play Pablo, lets hope its not Vinny Chase, but Christian Bale is playing the role of the leader of the special force unit set to kill Escobar. Carnahan is working with a couple of good ones in 09’. He has one coming out with Ed Norton and Colin Farell coming out in 08’ Pride and Glory, and the music is being composed by one of my favorite artists Sage Francis.

#7 Sin City 2 and 3 08’ and 09’: I think I am the only one to think this but the best comic book, or excuse me, graphic novel to be turned into a film so far has been Sin City. Yes I like it better than 300. The characters were so much more interesting and the people rumored for the next two movies are unreal. Back are Clive Owen, Mickey Rourke, Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson rumors are that Johnny Depp, Antonio Bandares, and Rachel Weisz could also be joing the cast. I simply cannot wait.

#6 Choke 08’: I am currently reading this book, I went out and bought it as soon as I heard they were making it into a movie. I have long been a fan of Chuck Palahniuk work, well I only read one of his books prior, that being Fight Club. However he has such a great narrative style, and Choke has totally sucked me in. It is a story about a sex addict, who goes to restaurants and fakes choking on food, so people will save him. By doing so, he believes he is saving them, and he also uses it as an opportunity to gain peoples trust and con them out of money, to pay for his mothers hospital bills. Crazy I know but I cannot put it down. Did I mention Sam Rockwell is signed on to play the lead character Vincent Mancini.

#5 Guerrilla 08’: I have read that this is a biopic, meaning there will be two movies shot from different points of view with the same characters. Kind of like Kill Bill or even more recently Clint Eastwoods World War II movies. Steven Soderberg is one of the best in the business and this movie is about a very influential man of my parents generation, Che Guevara. You probably have seen the t-shirts. Benecio Del Torro has been casted as Che and he should be great.

#4 There Will Be Blood 08’: This movie is based on a book by author Upton Sinclair. I have only read snippets of his work from the Jungle, but he is a prized author. I have also read that this will be Danielle Day Lewis’ last movie and that in itself is reason for me to go see. Throw in the fact that it will be directed by Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love) and I will be there opening weekend.

#3 The Dirt 09’: This is a movie based on the book written as an autobiography of the band Motley Crue. This book was a bestseller and I will be reading it next. Doesn’t following Mick Mars, Tommy Lee, Nicki Sixx, and Vince Neil from a small band into the biggest rockstars in the world seem like a good movie. Well certainly and look at the rumored cast: Chis Walken as Ozzy Osbourne and Val Kilmer as David Lee Roth. I just dropped my pocket.

#2 The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 08’: Well take one of my favorite authors F. Scott Fitzgerald, my favorite directors David Fincher (Fight Club, Seven) and one of my favorite actors Brad Pitt, and how can I not be excited. This is based on Fitzgerald’s story of Benjamin Button who started to age backwards.

#1 Inglorius Bastards 09’: After he finishes Machete, Tarentino is supposedly going to work on his next movie. This is it. A Vietnam movie directed by Quentin Tarentino. I have yet to see a bad movie made by him, and this is surely to be no different. Rumored cast is thought to include Tim Roth, Mike Madsen, and Adam Sandler.

Good Morning...First!

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Humpday: Maria Sharapova

Not that anyone cares but the U.S. Open is upon us and that can only mean some of the sexiest women in the world strutting there stuff in the fine city of NY. I know Tennis is dead, but it does have the best looking athletes in the world in my opinion. Enjoy!

Bloody BLT's

I think I was aware of the deliciously destructive effects bacon has on arteries and the morbidly obese. I was not aware how sweet Owen Wilson could look with bacon wrapped suicide attempts! Sweet