Did OJ Do It?

The link below is some excerpts from a book by the agent of O.J. Simpson who claims he helped OJ get away with murder. I guess not that suprising, and definately worth the read. Is there any person out there worse than this guy.

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Thats Not How You Party, Prince!

Ummm I got this picture sent to me of Prince Fielder celebrating the first Brewers playoffs in 26 years and it reminded me of this one time I woke up at a party and went to take a piss. I walked in and my face looked just like that. Needless to say I deleted all the pics of the camera that was laying next to me.

You Want Me to Put it Where???

So apparently Anne Hathaway (Devil Wears Prada, Get Smart, Brokeback Mountain) likes it in the ol glory hole. I am looking for some thoughts from any girls who may read this blog. Is anal sex still taboo? From my experience pretty much every girl will try it if you arent a dick about it and give the ol, "oops wrong hole trick". I think our society has finally gotten to the point where anal sex is completely socially accepted and I am willing to bet in 20 years it will complety replace vaginal sex as the preffered sex of both hetero's and homo's. Guys please pipe in on this subject as well, as am wondering what has replaced sodomy on the taboo sex act list? Bukkake?, A Tossed Salad?, maybe A2M?

I Have Waited My Whole Life For This!

I really cannot put into words what I felt when Ryan Braun hit that two run blast, CC got Derek Lee to roll into that double play, and Ryan Church flied out to left but I do know that it was as amazing as a feeling as I have felt as a sports fan. I would say it is up there with the Badgers winning in Tokyo, Freddie Owens from the corner, and Evans to Schabert. As many of you know I was born the same day as game one of the 1982 World Series the last year the Brewers made the playoffs. I cannot believe they weathered the storm and made it with some great heroics. This has been an amazing year to be a Brewer fan. Lets hope they can keep it going.

I Am Quite Suprised I Didnt Make This List

Top 10 Pukings Caught in the Act

Fuck! Yo Gallardo makes his first start after he wrecks his knee during the beginning of May, Braun waives his dong in the face of the Pirates in extra inning and boocockee's all over the the face of the Pirates. This pudgy white boy couldn't be any happier. I dont care what this game meant or the rest of the season. I just love to see Braun get out of his shitty diaper(I lied this was a huge win for the WC). Man I am fucking jookin'and jivin' right now. FUUUUUUCKKKKKK I am loving it!!!!!!!!Too bad the Mets had to win today(way to go harper, you suck) ahhhhh, the Chubs aren't going to lay down for us the next three days, but man this is getting interesting. Thanks Braun I knew you could get out of your dirty diaper! And thank you Gallardo it is fucking fantastic to see your face outside of the dug out, damn you look sexy raping batters! And I mean that.

Prince wants you to check out the Cubs Website

This post covers two pressing issues.
First: I would love to Kusnerik Trenni in the hoo-wah wah (pulls ear lobe, pumps fist)
Second: I want to compare middle fingers with Prince, I just got to see who's is fiercely fatter.

Humpday: Bar Refaeli

All I am saying is if Leo is hitting it you must be fucking hot. Bar and Megan Fox are the two hottest chicks in the game hands down!

WWTD Poses A Great Question

WOULD YOU HIT IT? My answer, I wouldnt even think twice. In fact my friends and I have been working on a pulley system that would come in great for this type of thing.

Van Damme's Raging Clue!

I did know the Jean Claude started as a dancer, apparently it is still his number one passion. This video demonstrates just how much he loves to dance.

Stevan Seagal is Fucking Awesome!

Check out this video of Seagal just rocking the crowd. I would love to check him out in concert. Readers I have a bday coming up! hint, hint.

Humpday: More Megan!

Megan Fox's GQ spread. I dont need to say really anything about this beauty, enjoy!!!

Wow, Who Comes Up With This?

This was sent from my buddy Jon. Some people are much more creative than I am.

I Am on the News!!!

One of the highlights from my weekend. Link

I Am More of An Assman

But how can you not enjoy a list like this. Spike came up with a list of the top 20 real breasts. I cannot really argue with anyone on that list. Please post anyone that should of made it. A link to a picture would be appreciated. I have always been a fan of Kristy Swanson's cans.

Who will Tasty grace with his jeers?

So we are all wondering who is the team you will endorse this 08-09 NFL season? You had a post a few weeks back when your Penningnton got thrown out of the Jets organization like a bloody tampon for the Golden Boy Farve, you weren't sure who you would back, the Browns (yeah you share the same name, gay) or the Pack Attack. So all of our one reader (Tim) and me want to know. Who does Tasty take this year?

Uhhhh

Seeing this clip from FILMDRUNK makes me want to come out of weed retirement, like right now. (Tasty let me get a dime sack) I cant wait to get so fucked up and watch this shit. 3 things will happen:
1. Laughing my ass off
2. Write the follow up album to Seeno Evil Hear No Evil entitled "My name is CHAINSY somtimes I get CRAZ-AY"
3. Poop my sweat pants

22 Year Old Auctioning off Her Virgininity???

The link below is absolutely priceless. The story is about this college student who is actually going to auction off her virginity at the Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas. Where apparently she is trying to fetch one million dollars. She is quoted as saying, "I don't think auctioning my virginity will solve all my problems". Gee ya think. A million dollars? What fucking d-bag is going to pay that? I mean seriously you want to take a girls virginity do what I did, always carry a lot of booze with you (Zima always works) and hang out with young girls who for some reason think you are cool. A million dollars. I am laughing thinking about that, there is probably 5 women in the world that I would pay a million dollars to sleep with, and I sure as shit hope they arent virgins. I am guessing there is no cash back returns on this babes v-card.

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I Added a New Link on the Site

You will see it on the right hand side as booty vote. Just remember it is your duty to vote on that booty.

Drunk High Jumper

I found this video at With Leather. Shows you that although you may be able to do anything when you are stoned, that is definately not the case when you are drunk.

Why Didnt I Think of That?

As you may know I thought I found the best invention ever when we signed up for the Red Zone Channel last year. Because of it I never want to leave my couch on a sunday. Well aparently going to games can be a lot of fun to. I think these two videos illustrate that well.

I Had To Post This

I am not sure if you remember this or not but DWI did a little Tournament pickem for the NCAA bball tourney this year. I ended up doing terrible in the Pickem as I owed C$$$ a bottle of Makers and I lost a bet with my friend Geigle in which he got to come up with my team name and logo for this year for our fantasy football league. This is what he came up with.

Thank God Football is Back

I love baseball dont get me wrong but I was very much ready for summer to get over and for football to start. What a great opening weekend it was for football as well. I decided not to gamble until at least week 3 this year after losing badly to start last year. Good thing because my picks went 3-5 on the weekend. In correlation with my shitty picks were my underperforming fantasy teams that went 1-2 on the year. I finally land LT and I am guessing he sucks it up this year. Fantasy football has never been my game but I continue to play and lose every year regardless. Maybe someday I will learn. Anyways enjoy my favorite play from the opening weekend below.

Elite Media: Suck A Fart Out of My Ass!

Ok so like everyone else I am very sick and tired hearing about the new Vice President candidate Palin and this issue with vetting. Every single "news" source that I watch or see on the internet has been ripping Governor Palin, for her daughters teenage pregnancy. First of all I would like to start out saying that NBC, CNBC, and ABC cannot even considered to be news sources from me anymore. The elite media in this country have shown such an incredible liberal bias that I decided to start getting my news from the onion. To think they actually call that journalism, is laughable. How about bringing us the facts on both sides so the American Public can make an educated decision instead of tearing apart the life of this 17 year old girl. I believe in fact that the good Senator was born from a teenage mother. Does that make him unfit to run this country?

It seems to me that Senator Obama has links to drug usage (Crack Rock), Louis Farrakhan, and an anti-Semite minister. Now I don't know any of those to be true, but he has definately been linked to all of them. Yet I don't recall hearing boo from the media about questions of his morality? Now we have this Right Wing Conservative VP nomination who's daughter got pregnant with her boyfriend who she is planning on marrying and red flags should be going up everywhere? Are you kidding me? Why is it that an Evangelical Right Wing Politician is held to such a different standard by our media? Why is it that morally she is unfit to be VP when moral questions on the other side get swept under the rug. Hell I even heard that since Palin has 5 kids that she shouldn't be on a rigorous campaign trail. Huh? Feminists where the fuck are you now??? Oh yeah that's right you are keeping your mouth shut too because you believe Senator Obama is better for your cause. I have never heard that question raised with a female politician and quite frankly I hope I never hear it again. Let me pose this question. Who the fuck is raising the good Senators children for the last two years while he and his wife have been on the campaign trail? I am guessing that the liberal media thought that because this girl had a baby out of wedlock they could stick it the evangelists and really bury McCain. However they couldn't be further from the truth. The conservative right couldn't be further behind this nomination. How could you not like this woman? I think she is a perfect fit for Senator McCain, this country, and the Republican party. She exemplifies what being a parent in this country is all about. She admits that her family has had it ups and downs, but she stands behind her family 100% with full support. To question her morally is something I agree the media should do. However how about questioning each candidates equally.

I haven't made my mind up who I am voting for in November, but I do know that I will not be listening to a single thing the elite media spews until then. There complete bias towards the liberals is a slap in the face to journalism. The news should be given to us as unbiased as possible so we as able minded human beings can make our own decisions. All I can say to everyone voting, lets hold these candidates to the same moral standards we hold ourselves to and please lets get rid of this double standard that the media insists on showing. There complete bias towards the liberals is a slap in the face to journalism. Sorry about this political rant, they will be few and far between I promise.