Live Music Friday: Drunk Drivers

The politically incorrectly titled Drunk Drivers are a band out of Eau Claire that puts on a really entertaining live show. (Not to be confused with the NYC punk outfit DRUNKDRIVER.) I must admit that I haven't seen them play in person in about 9 years. They are part of the Crustacean Records family, the Madison-based label that is home to most of my favorite local acts, including Droids Attack and the previously profiled Mad Trucker Gone Mad. The first time I had ever heard of the Drivers was catching their live show after a friend's band had played before them. Some other friends encouraged me to stay and check them out. I really enjoyed their show, it was a lot more than I was expecting. They come out on stage looking like a bunch of gas station attendants who have been at the bar since noon, but they had songs and style and energy. Their music and their style are somewhat hard to describe. A Minneapolis Star Tribune review of one of their shows may have captured it best:

"Bukowski set to music by four guys who have somehow managed to make being a motor head from small-town Wisconsin sexy."

Enough said. These guys are still out there doing it after about 15 years together. You can still catch them on a semi-regular basis at their local haunts like House of Rock in Eau Claire, but they are also no strangers to Madison joints like the High Noon Saloon and The Inferno and can often be found there when Crustacean puts together a show of the label acts.

Here's a performance from The Inferno in Madison about 2 years ago, of their song "Get Ahead."

The Future of Media

A while back I got in a big argument with a buddy who used to work for a big cable company. My argument was that cable companies are going to die off if they do not change the way they do business, and the future of media is going to through your internet connection. All TV and home movies will be watched through your internet connection, and there will be no reaso for you to pay big money to Cable companies. I, like everyone else, am sick of the way the cable companies run there monopolies, and believe that the costs they charge people to watch things that they can get for free on other mediums is absurd. Think of what is happening with Newspapers. Why would somebody pay for a newspaper every day, when you can get your news for free? Anyways I stumbled upon this aricle a while back and it basically backs up my argument. To be fair, the person I was having the argument with believed that it would be impossible to stream the quality of video that you receive through your cable companies over an internet connection. Especially a wireless connection. My belief was that the phone companies would become the new monopoly of media. They would provide you with your wireless internet connection, and you could stream whatever television show, movie, game that you wanted directly to your PC or Television set. He may have been correct in saying that, the article doesn't really touch on the technology. I am not saying that we will be able to get all of our media for free, I dont believe that to be the case at all. However I think so much of what drives the cost of cable companies is the fact that the consumer has so few options. If i want cable right now I have to either go with Charter or I have to with Dish. So they can keep fucking up my bill every week, charging me more and more, and i can do little about it. However eventually every television show, movie, or game will be available online. You will be able to directly to the HBO, ABC, and ESPN and stream your content directly to your TV, PC, or Phone. There will be need to pay those ridiculous costs and deal with that horrific customer service.

The reason for this post was not to say I won my argument. I am fascinated with where media is headed and far this technology has come in such short time. With wireless devices like the Iphone being able to stream live video in HD quality, it is amazing to think how much information your PC or TV will be able to handle. Look at how much traffic sites like Hulu and Youtube get each day. I just posted the other day how I can stream movies from netflix through my Xbox live account. There are still some obstacles in the way, heck my parents are still using dial up for the internet connection so it is foolish to think these changes will happen anytime soon. I dont really know when these changes will take place, but I do believe they are coming. Anyways I think the article covers what I said here a lot better than I could explain it. It is worth taking a look. Let me know what you think.

Humpday: Jessica Alba

I couldnt find anyone really interesting to go with for humpday so I just went to the well. I am not sure if Alba is currently working on anything that will be released soon, but she has to be one of the 10 hottest chicks on the planet. Enjoy!

Caption Contest

Most Memorable Death Scenes

Here is a pretty cool link of the top movie death scenes of all time. LINK I have always felt the death scenes are usually the most powerful part of movie cinema, or at least what I usually remember the most after a movie is over. Here are a few of my most memorable movie death sequences. Please post a link to your favorites or most memorable.

Live Music Friday - Radiohead

I must disclose to the reader(s) that I will be in attendance at the Coldplay show at Alpine Valley tomorrow night. I understand that many of you will use that information to disregard anything I write about music ever again. Transparency above ego.

However, this fact leads me to Radiohead for two reasons: (1) The best live show I've ever seen in person was Radiohead at Alpine Valley in August 2003, and (2) Coldplay has become the biggest band in the world by trying to sound like a cross between U2 and Radiohead. Turns out, if you take an interesting musical style and make it a little bit shittier and more boring, lots of Americans will tune in.

Anyway, even though large segments of the American population are oblivious to it, Radiohead is probably the most important band of the past decade. They are already in Rolling Stone's Top 100 rock bands of all time. Kid A, OK Computer and In Rainbows all won Grammies for Best Alternative Album, and each was nominated for Album of the Year (all genres). What's even more mind-blowing is that a poll of the British declared OK Computer to be the greatest album of all time, beating out the likes of The Beatles (Sgt. Peppers and Revolver), Pink Floyd (Dark Side of the Moon) Michael Jackson (Thriller), and Nirvana (Nevermind). When the British like you better than the Beatles, you are King Shit of Fuck Mountain.

Beyond the innovative styles, layers, textures and overall atmosphere that Radiohead's acclaimed records deliver in full force - a Radiohead record can make you feel dizzy and high, and will alter your mood in every listen - they are also an absolutely phenomenal live act. It's hard to believe that they can reproduce all of the unusual sound, feel, and ambience of their recorded albums and actually kick it up a notch in intensity for a live performance, but they do exactly that. I would have loved to have found a great live show in front of a huge audience, but they all sound like shit recorded on somebody's cell phone camera.

The clip below is from a live performance from In Rainbows - From the Basement, a production they did concurrent with the release of the album. It was performed and shot in a recording studio, but it is a live performance, the likes of which most people will never be fortunate enough to see in person. They did the entire In Rainbows album, but tossed in a couple of older tunes, including Where I End and You Begin (The Sky is Falling In) shown below.

Please see below for a band that is better than that band you like, playing a song that is better than that song you like, in a performance that is better than that live act you like so well. Deal with it.

By the way, if anybody here can look as creepy at Thom Yorke, you're invited to my Halloween party.

I Would Fellate The Inventor of Netflix

Well it has taken me about five years to hop on board but I have so in a big way. I am not sure what the last straw was but I think it was the $7.50 I paid for a New Release a couple weeks ago at Blockbuster which turned into $10 when I failed to bring it back on time. In the old days I would never return movies and go get another card at another movie store. Fuck paying late fees, now they have your card and charge you a BS restocking fee. I then would typically go to family video where they do not make you pay your late fees to rent movies. Or if I had a late fee and I knew this I would use my buddies phone number and information (sorry Jake). However Family video has a poor selection and most of the time the movie you want is gone, unless you want to watch something that came out three years ago. So I figured it was time for a change. I cannot believe how fucking amazing Netflix is. I am on the two movies at a time plan and I already had one lost in shipping, but still I get movies within a few days, watch them when I want to watch them and send them back. In a couple days two more movies appear. What is great is with an Xbox live account, you can add movies to your instant queue and stream them live on your xbox. So for 70% of the movies and television shows I want to watch I don't even need to fucking walk to the mailbox. How tits is that? I have to say what the fuck was I thinking, waiting for this long. Netflix has revolutionized the way I watch television. In fact if the Brewers aren't playing the TV is only used to broadcast my netflix movies or television shows.

In the past 3 weeks I have watched.

- The first two seasons of Weeds
- The first season of the Tudors
- The first two season of 30 rock
- The first season of Madmen
- The first season of The Wire
- and a shit ton of movies i have been wanting to see

I plan on giving some reviews later, right now I would rank them.

1. The Wire
2. Madmen
3. Tudors
4. Weeds
5. 30 Rock

Anyways if there was anyone dumb enough to still be using Blockbuster or any other video store for anything but video games, like I was, get you ass online and sign up for Netflix. You will not regret it.

US Bank Plaza

As promised here is a picture of the US Bank building I am currently working on. Basically the entire elevation in view is brand new curtain wall and glazing. The old building only had one terrace level, the new version has three different terrace levels. One particular element that I love about this building is hard to see in the pictures, but the handrails at each of the terrace levels are actually part of the curtainwall. This could lend to some thermal problems down the line as the inside of the building is always exposed to the elements in this type of system, however it is a very cool architectual feauture. I hope to have some more pictures from standing on top one of the terraces. This one was shot from the dome of the Capital.

Humpday: Harry Twatter

I have never seen any of the Harry Potter movies and I probably won't until my daughter starts getting an interest in reading. But I wouldn't mind going to see the newest one just to see this bombshell. Yeah it is a little creepy that she (Emma Watson) just turned 18, but true love has no age barriers. Enjoy!

Tis the game of baseball

Braun said retaliation would happen whether it was the next day or 2 months from now or whenever and it just happened. Karstens was the pitcher who drilled Braun in the ribs that caused him to miss a few games, coincidentally a couple of months ago. Kartens hit Braun when Ryan was hitting the shit out of Pirates for last 2 years. Braun was visibly not thrilled about the hit by pitch and warned the butt Pirates that retaliation would happen and Kendell came through tonight. This is why I love Kendell, he is a baseball old schooler through and through. This game has been a soft serve of diarrhea but Kendell took advantage of the situation with Kartens up in a game that was over in the first inning. Kendell obviously told Chris Smith in the dug out that if Karstens gets to bat, first pitch you hit him in the upper ribs, well Chris Smith all of sudden has great command and hits him right above the elbow. Kartens yells out to Smith, "wWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" and Kendell let him know he better get to first base because he had it coming. Karstens face looked like a toilet I once ran to after eating 3 Chaluparitos (1 chaluparito = chalupa + chili cheese burrito rolled in one) He knew if he didnt take it, it was going to be bad news. Longer story short, benches cleared and Todd Coffey made it to the mound in under 10 seconds, he was looking to ground and pound.
AWESOME FUCKING UPDATE!
Braun thanks Kendell by jerking off a 2 run donger. Fielder is up and my whisky is empty, lets go boys!
Super gay update:
Fielder struck out, I have to take a crap...

pss, I think ol' 3rd degree burns is probably getting sent down after barley getting through 4 innings. I would love a Halladay but at this point how about a guy who can give up a couple runs and get through 6 innings. I would think Melvin would be lookin for something of that nature, you wont have to give up a ton and yet you can get some fingers in the dam that is the brewers pitching or fingers in the gapping vagina that is CV and McLung, which Zirbs and I have dubbed the Corn beef burrito.
psss I like Lopez

Live Music Friday - Beastie Boys

Piss off. It's still Friday. Sorry it wasn't up in time for your morning dump, but here 'tis. No obscure act this week. We're going Beastie Boys.

That's right. I said it. The Beastie Boys. These nice Jewish boys from NYC started off as a hardcore punk outfit in 1979 - when I was 5 - with Adam Yauch (MCA) on the bass, Mike D on vocals, and Kate Schellenbach (later of Luscious Jackson) on the drums. They did pretty well on the NY punk club scene, opening for some big names. Anyway, Ad-Rock (Adam Horovitz) joined in 1983 and they signed on with mad-crazy but now legendary producer Rick Rubin. Rubin convinced them to go hip-hop, and the next thing you know they are on tour with Run DMC and LL Cool J with a top-ten hit on the pop charts.

In 1989, they released "Paul's Boutique," long considered an innovative masterpiece of hip-hop for its unprecedented creative use of sampling and layering of numerous sounds and musical references, and a legend was born. (Many a child of the '90s has heard some old '60s rock '70s funk tune for the first time and said, "Holy shit, that's the sound that plays for 10 seconds in that one Beasties track!") "Paul's Boutique" would be on my desert island top 10. Now, 30 years later, they are still getting it done. As MCA says on "Sure Shot": "I got more rhymes than I got gray hairs, and that's a lot because I got my share." A few years later, on "Check Your Head" and "Ill Communication," the Boys picked up the instruments again and starting kicking out their own jams from time to time, sometimes on rap tracks, sometimes straight punk.

I basically grew up and grew old with these dudes, first hearing "Fight for Your Right" in the 6th grade, seeing them live for the first time during college, seeing them a couple more times during law school, and seeing them a couple more times yet as an adult working stiff, most recently at the Pavilion at Northerly Island on Chicago's Lakeshore in 2007 at the ripe old age of 33. That's right. I'm 35 and they've been rocking it worldwide since I was in 6th grade, and were working at it for a decade before that. They are the Mick Jaggar of hip-hop.

I've added them to the growing but distinguished LMF pantheon, because I don't think they get enough credit for their live shows. Most hip hop shows suck a lot of ass, with 19 guys on stage with mics, hyping over one another, and when it's over, you're not even sure if Master P was there at all. Not the Boys. You get, as advertised, "Three MCs and One DJ." And, in fact, they be gettin' down with no delay. For many shows, they have the full band kit set up so they can wander over and rock the instruments, as they do in the "Sabotage" performance below. Plus, every show has some bizarre new schtick. When I saw them on the lakefront in Chicago a couple of years back, overlooking the marina, Mike D decided to take a nautical theme, wearing a captain's hat and a blue blazer, and constantly extolling the virtues of his newly adopted yachting lifestyle. Basically, they are cool by being completely uncool and not giving a shit. Even in their 40s, I recommend you check 'em out.

I Hate The ESPY's, But This Aint Bad...

I am digging Erin Andrews attire to the ESPY's.

Planning a Vacation? You May Want to Read This...

Ummm Milwaukee and Madison are no where to be seen. No wonder I had such a hard time getting laid. Well it could have been that or the 100 extra lbs I am carrying around, or that loving Michael Strahan smile I have. Still if you are looking to relocate, you may want to take a look at this.

Top 10 Sexually Active Cities in America

I Hear Wedding Cake Will Do This...

This is awful but pretty funny.

10 Subtle Ways to Tell Her She's Getting Fat

Glassman

I rarely talk about work on the blog, because most people dont think the world of architectural glazing is that interesting and really it is not. However occasionally I get to work on a project that is interesting. Currently I am working on one of those projects at the US Bank Plaza, right across the street from the capitol. I am going to take some pictures and post them soon, but we are doing some neat stuff with structural glass curtainwalls (structural glass wall made of aluminum, steel, and glass) and also some pretty cool glass handrails. If this interests you at all I found this pretty cool articl from the NY Times that discusses some of the advancement that is being made in the structural glass field. I hope someday glass replaces a lot of building products, I could be a rich man. Anyways the arictle details the glass staircase found in most Apple stores, as well as the glass observation boxes that are on the 103 floor of the Sears Tower building. Check it out.

Link

One More Thing

Eat a dick Jimmy V. TK I have finally joined your side. If for some reason the V foundation was responsible for curing cancer I would be happy but I just wish someone elses name was attached. I am thinking about starting the Philip Morris cancer research center. Maybe the Chris Brown, center for women who have survived spousal abuse. How about the Micheal Jackson, center for child molested delinquents. Maybe those were all horrible expamples, but the fact that this guys name raises millions of dollars every year stinks. It makes me think that I could record myself farting into a microphone, wait until I die of some terrific disease, and then start foundation in my name. Each year we would have an event in which we would play the fart over every tv channel and radio station. I bet I would touch so many, the same way Jimmy V did. Coach K, I hope you dont read my blog...

"organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy."

I am linking a great article from Rolling Stone about Investment Banks role in economic crises over the years. This is something I have found incredible interesting for some time. The idea of speculative investments, and the idea of leveraging against yourself in order to drive prices through the roof. I have read a couple of great books about this Ugly Americans and Rigged. Both deal with smart Ivy league kids doing a new style of Wall Street gambling, that basically involves picking something that you know is going to blow up, driving up the price through a bunch of clever and inovative tricks, that the govt has not caught onto, and hopefully gettting out before anyone gets wise. You know I used to think that supply and demand was behind driving prices in the United States economy, but that was before I learned a bit about speculators. It is something I still do not fully grasp and there are only a select few that do understand what these guys are doing. However, I think they are dangering Capitalism as we know it, much like the Andrew Carnegie's, James Vanderbilt's, and John Rockefeller's of the world. Much like those guys I think it is time for the govt to step in and put an end to some of these trading practices. I know how un-republican of me...

I think this is a must read. Link

Congrats Prince

That was awesome! I dont know what was better, Pujols sucking on his own turf. Prince beating Pujols on his own turf or Prince winning when the announcers kept talking shit about Prince and how his swing was too erratic and he would get too tired. He looked to be the least tired out of them all and was dropping bombs. So fuck off to who ever the announcer was not giving Prince any respect. They almost seemed disappointed when he won. Hence another reason why I hate Sports Center.
Nice work Prince that was great to see.

Live Music Friday: Morphine

Ten years and one week ago, Mark Sandman collapsed dead of a heart attack on stage in Italy while performing a live show. That was the end of Morphine and its "three instruments," "low rock" sound. Morphine was a cool player in the '90s alternative scene - and they actually were alternative. Nobody really sounded like them, ever. Their songs were in a fairly traditional rock format, but they had a low end jazz sound due to the fact that their live show was only "three instruments" - the drum kit, Sandman's 2-string slide bass guitar and the baritone saxophone. I would argue that Sandman's deep, silky, casually cool vocals provided a fourth instrument that was absolutely essential to their sound.

For me personally, they are part of the life soundtrack. Their music graced the juke box at the Caribou Bar throughout the '90s and they were a staple to be played at afterbar parties for the almost-hipster crowd of the near east side of Madison. Aptly titled for a band called Morphine, their 1993 record, "Cure For Pain," is easily on my top 20 list for all time favorite albums.

Sandman is also one of my favorite lyricists of all time. Lots of songs about traditional rock subjects such as love gone bad, personal pain, struggling with drugs and feelings of despair. However, his poetic voice was uniquely honest and genuine, you never get the feeling that he's bullshitting you.

A few lines from "I'm Free Now" that I've always loved to listen to while drinking by myself:

I'm free now to direct a movie
Sing a song or write a book about yours truly
How I'm so interesting, I'm so great
But I'm really just a fuck-up and it's such a waste
...
There's something going on that makes my guts ache
I got guilt, I got fear, I got regret
I'm just a panic-stricken waste
I'm such a jerk

Sandman's outlook on life was said to have been influenced by a series of tragedies. In his 20's he was stabbed in the chest and nearly killed while driving a cab in Boston. He also lost both of his brothers early in life. After Mark's death, his mother wrote an autobiographical book called "Four Minus Three: A Mother's Story." I guess the creative process based upon tragedy runs in the family. To an outside observer, he was the kind of guy that never really looked or sounded very happy, but just seemed really fucking cool. Sandman died of a heart attack at age 46.

The clip below is a live performance of the track "Cure For Pain." Classic Sandman, classic Morphine.

I propose a toast to my self control
You see it crawling, helpless on the floor
Someday, there'll be a cure for pain
That's the day I throw my drugs away

Caption Contest

News Flash: UFC Guys are Creepy

Here is a little Quinton Rampage Jackson doing his best Joe Namath impression. WTF is he thinking?


EMBED-Rampage dry humps Cagepotato Reporter - Watch more free videos

E-mails from an asshole...

Very funny prank email website, based upon responding to internet classified ads or posting fake ads and messing with the responders. Some real comedic gems here.

Linky.

Just a taste:

Original Ad:

Wanted: ride from philly to rehoboth beachi am trying to leave any time next friday. will pay for gas, and provide conversation.i am bringing a large duffel bag and a cat.

From Mike Partlow to chris **********

Hey,I have to go to court in Rehoboth next Friday, so I would be able to give you a ride. I just want to know, you're female, right?

Mike

From chris ******** to Me

i am male. what time did you want to leave?

-chris

From Mike Partlow to chris *********

Chris,I'm sorry, I thought you were female because you said you owned a cat. Sorry, but I don't want to give you a ride. Two dudes in a car, going to Rehoboth, it just seems a little gay. Better luck next time.

Mike

From chris ******** to Me

wtf how is that gay? i just want a ride!

From Mike Partlow to chris *********

Well normally I wouldn't think anything of it, but first off, you own a cat, and you are a dude. That is a huge red flag right there. Any normal straight guy wouldn't own a cat, and if he did, he wouldn't care about the cat enough to take it to the beach. Second, you want to go to Rehomo Beach. I'm not judging your lifestyle or anything man, I just don't want you gaying up my car. No offense. I don't even want to know what is in your duffel bag.

From chris ******** to Me

stfu dude why are you being a prick! im not fucking gay i just cant get a fucking ride to the beach! my GIRLFRIEND happens to have a house in rehoboth!!

From Mike Partlow to chris *********

Yeah, I'm sure he does.

I think Richard Simmons is driving down there next week, try to get a ride with him.

I hate mahself

I hate "The Deadliest Catch" (I am pissed even more at my self that I took the time to capitalize the title) but for some bizzaro reason I have been hooked (gayest pun ever...I know) to this show since the marathon on sunday. I blame my ultra ass hole brother in law ADAM ZIRBS. If you want his address and phone number for unfiltered harassment just email me you can have it.
ps Adam if your reading and I know you are, my eyes and ears whispered to me during the "After the Catch" diarreasode..."YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!" It wasnt so much of a whisper as my ears and eyes are still bleeding.

oh and that brewer game gave me an ulcer I think.

Live Music Friday: Otis Redding

(Yeah, I know it's not Friday, but I'm taking tomorrow off from everything.)

Otis Redding is the greatest soul singer who ever lived. Fuck those other people you're thinking of, they ain't shit. Otis had an incredible voice coupled with a powerful spirit, which together conveyed a broad range of emotion, from casual depression to deep sorrow, from tenderness to intense sexuality. He also knew how to treat a song, which is what is so lacking in the wanna-be soul singers of today. He treated it like a sweet, sweet lady. He started off slow and tender, gently worked up a little sweat, gradually built up to an emotional climax and finally let it all come pouring out in the finale.

When you hear a douchebag like Michael Bolton singing "Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay," he's giving it 110% from the first line. Then, the whole song sounds the same...boring and overdone. Listen to Otis sing "Dock," it starts off very casual but sad, almost mumbling the lines. The sadness slowly grows and the longer he dwells on it the more intense it becomes, until he finally builds up to a howl with, "looks like nothing's gonna change, everything still remains the same..." The listener can feel it build, and Otis takes you with him on the emotional ride. That's fucking artistry, my friends. But, as demonstrated below, the Man could also deliver tremendous joy and celebration in a song with an energy that would make anybody want to get up and move. I am a cynical bastard, and even I crack a smile when Otis gets going with "I Can't Turn You Loose" as recorded on the British television showcase, Ready, Steady, Go!

Otis was also a legendary live performer. Piss on us for being born in the '70s and '80s, because Otis was a regular visitor to Madison in the '60s. He performed there frequently, and actually died when his pot-smoking pilot crashed the small plane into Lake Monona on the way to a performance at the Factory in Madison, on Sunday night, December 10, 1967. Madison party people were in line outside the club waiting for the doors to open when Otis's death was announced to the shocked fans. (The Factory was located on Gorham near State, in the building that currently houses Avol's Bookstore.) Sadly, those people didn't get to see Otis that night, nor on any other night ever again. They missed out on something great, as did our entire generation.

Incidentally, the opening act that night, a band from Rockford called the The Grim Reapers, decided that their morbid name was no longer appropriate after Otis's death. They later became Cheap Trick. Here's a taste of what those saddened ticket-holders might have seen if the plane had made it to the airport. The greatest soul singer of all time, who died a legend at the age of 26. I don't know what I was doing when I was 26, but nobody will be talking about it 40 years from now.

YOGA NO WIN 4 U

That was horse shit, Yovani pitched a bute today. 7 innings pitched 5 hits, season high (maybe even career high) 12 strike outs and 1 fucking run take the loss today. I prety bummed about this, but I am sure pitchers dont really take the loses personal epecially when you pitch like that. It is good to see YO pitch well today, it has to be a big confidence booster. Actually that was a really good series for the Crew pitching wise. Pooper had a decent game monday, Mike "3rd degree" Burns pitched exceptionally well lastnight, and than Yo today. Lets hope they can keep it going in the right direction. I know personally, last week was the first time I felt any worry about the Brewers. When they sent Manny down and Bush to the DL and Soup well...Soup being Soup. There pitching was finally showing some fatigue. So it is good to see this series, and yes I know the Mets suck right now.
4 gamer at The worlds biggest gay bar starting tomorrow. It should be a good series!

Humpday: Public Enemies

I believe Public Enemies is opening today, and yeah I am freaking excited. Not only for the beautifl Marion Cotillard (brunette) and Emilie de Ravin (blond) that will be hopefully getting nakey in the movie, but this film is directed by Mike Mann and stars Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Billy Crudup, and Giovanni Ribisi, all favorites of mine. Though you could not tell from any of the previews because all you see is Johnny Depp in every single trailer. Anyways, I think this could be really good. Enjoy!