Why Didn't I Think of This

Model's Wanted For Fantasy Football Draft

Above is a link to a craigslist posting that is looking for sexy girls to model at fantasy football drafts. Putting up the names on the draft board, serving beverages, talking some playful smack. Basically providing some sex appeal to a draft party (really this is the only thing missing from most FFL drafts I have been apart of) I remember talking to a ripper once and asked her if she ever worked a draft party and she said her services would most likely be too expensive for a 4-5 hour draft as she typically brought in $400 for about 2 hours worth of work. If you could find a way for these "models" to work for $25-$35/hour I think you could make a killing selling their services.

How To Lose 50 lbs in 60 Days

I guess all you need is someone willing to offer you 2 million dollars. As proffesional poker player Ted Forest won a prop bet with Mike "the mouth" Matusow that won him 2 million dollars if he was able to lose 50 lbs in 2 months. Since I figured both are damn near impossible, what do you think is worse for your body losing 50 lbs in 60 days or gaining 50 lbs in 60 days?

Now I Can Watch This

My blog partner C$$$ (though I am not sure if he even wants anything to do with this blog anymore and I cant hardly blame him) got me turned onto the show Intervention. I have to admit I liked the show, but each episode was so hard to watch, becuase you are truly watching people hit rock bottom and that can be hard sometimes. Some times reality TV can be too real. basically I gave up on the show and haven't watched in over a year. I just recently saw the video below and I have to say it is genius in such a terrible way. Basically take the show intervention, add a laugh track, and bam comedy gold.



Hat Tip to Warming Glow

I Present....

Hot Chicks Eating Hot Dogs

Yeah I have been away for a while, but I have come back classy as hell!!!

Hometown Sweethearts...

Well, since C$$$ and Big Tasty appear to be taking an unannounced, unapproved hiatus, I will fill a gap with a plug for a friend's band. The Hometown Sweethearts are probably the best party-cover band you will ever hear. They specialize in playing songs you know and can dance to, to rock any bar, wedding or party that can afford them. They have a standing gig in Manhattan right now and split time between Madison and NYC. They do a helluva wedding/party business as well. They are currently doing a homestand at their old haunt, The Crystal Corner. Four straight Friday nights at the Crystal. Look, I know it ain't bad-ass, original rock, but it is a helluva fun time and you will see the honeys shakin' it at their shows. Check the sample vid below. Watch it all the way through, lest you miss a pimp-ass song they do. They's got chops. Scottie B., the drummer, is an old friend who used to play with Mad Trucker Gone Mad, still plays with Lorenzo's Music, and a whole busload of other groups and studios.

Red Fang: Decent band, decent tune, awesome video

Props to Trike for bringing this one to my attention. Just another reminder that the freaks and geeks will take over the world, no matter how hard the rest of us rock.

HAPPY 4TH

Hope everyone has a good 4th! I know I will. A little heads up this weekend, if you run into this chick or guy, no one knows its so Ninja. RUN THE OTHER WAY! Rumor has it she doesnt take shit from no one and she WILL and I repeat WILL FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS THE FUCK UP. It will probably call you a pussy and a little bitch a lot. Consider yourselves warned...Happy Birthday America!