I was going to do a post on how fucking awesome bucky is but C$$$ stole my thunder, instead you get this...

A post about pretty much nothing. I have no cool pictures that I have photoshopped, to get a big laugh. I dont even have anything funny to say or rant about today. Basically it is 1:30 the alcoholic in me is crying for a stiff whisky with a splash of water, and all I can hear in my head is Brother Ali's, "Champion". I cant wait to go check him out tonight at the High Noon, where I am sure to be one of the drunkest guys trying to lip synch to the songs.

This weekend is my last weekend before I head to the sunny Cabo San Lucas, with an epic crew of guys from my college days. I am trying to save money, but that wont happen, as the allure of getting shit faced at a bowling tournament i agreed to be in is far too much to resist. Instead I plan on getting shitfaced tonight, get up around noon, make some breakfast, start getting shit faced again. I hope I dont actually have to bowl in the tournament so I can heckle opposing teams. I hear we have Quintana and O'Brien in the semis, should be pushovers. How can I tell you I am going to be in a bowling tourney without one Big Lebowski reference. After the tourney I am going to beg every sober person there for a ride back to SP where I am having some peeps over for the UFC fight. Are you kidding me, Anderson Silva vs Dan Henderson for the Middle Weight title. This to me is the biggest fight in UFC history, two dominate fighters with contrasting styles ready to stomp one another out. I cant fuckin wait for the voice of the octagon to introduce this fight. I am going to need an entire roll of scotch tape to hide my erection from the three people that come over and watch the fight on our dime, and not even have the common courtesy to mix me a drink. Ok you are right half of a roll of tape. After that I really hope someone has sobered up because it is back to Marshall for a couple of my boys (Brad Fisher and Tim Dahl's) Bday. I am guessing it will be like any other birthday celebration in Marshall, get completely wrecked, then bet your friends that they dont have what it takes to take home the most disgusting pig in the bar, home. I am the current champ in this game for those of you that had any doubts. Still havent seen any of that $100 guys and my chest still hurts from that hog carving her number in pen across this chiseled abdomen. If by chance I make it until bar time, which would be a miracle, I get to sleep in the coldest house in all of Wisconsin. THis fucking house doubles as an igloo, and I usually end up passing out cock out on the hardwood floor. Basically as fun as all this sounds, I dont know if I am excited or dreading the next couple days.

Anyways this is the wrap-up to the most pointless post I ever made. No you cannot have the five minutes it took you to read this back. It is wasted, Deal With It.

WOW

That is all I can say is fucking WOW! I have never seen such a dominant Badger team!

Former 21 Jump Street Star coming to Wisconsin!

Not sure how many of you have heard this yet but the screen adaptation of Bryan Burrough's 2004 book "Public Enemies: America's Greatest Crime Wave and the Birth of the FBI, 1933-34." It describes the FBI's transformation when confronted with crime sprees by Dillinger, Charles Arthur "Pretty Boy" Floyd and Lester "Baby Face Nelson" Gillis. Starring none other than J-Depp and Christian Bale. J-Depp will play John Dillinger and Bale FBI Special Agent Melvin Purvis, who led the manhunt for Dillinger in the 30s. Sounds like they have been scouting locations and looking at extras and vintage cars for some months now. But have just confirmed they will be shooting mostly in Columbus (for those who don't know, I used to get drunk there a lot) due to the historic facade. It is a wise decision to shoot in WI since all the mobsters used to come up here to hide out from the po-po's. Dillinger escaped the feds in Manitowish, Wi at a little place called Little Bohemia. Its pretty cool I have been there, sweet story C-Weed. Anyway so yeah sounds like shooting will start in a month. This is actually pretty sweet. I cant wait to see this film, with Depp and Bale leading this film it should be fucking awesome. Oh and the director is Michael Mann a UW grad so suck on that. So the badger game is about to start and I am pretty sure this dirty thirty of the milla thrilla's aren't going to drink themselves. I think you understand. Go Bucky, down with Neitzel.
if you want to read more about it then here ya go, BAM!

Sexman

This kid is fucking hilarious! He goes by the name Sexman and that he is. He does these movie reviews that are priceless. Besides being the real life McLoven, his movie reviews seem to be pretty spot on. Although I havent seen any of the movies he has reviewed. His take on them just feel right.
Thanks to Filmdrunk for turning me on to this awkward rolemodel.....grrrrrrr



more videos here I havent watched any of them but I am pretty sure you will feel better about your pathetic life after checking them out, I know I did.

Gingervitis

While looking at the freckly boobs of Lindsey Lohan, I realized that I have one fear that I rarely talk about and that is spawning a souless ginger baby. I dont just mean a pale skinned-freckle face either. That includes "day walkers", or red headed children that dont have the same limitations. Everyone that I know has encountered a ginger at least once in there life and everyone knows how unpleasant that is. So I found this link that will hopefully stop the spreading of the ginger gene, so I no longer have to worry about this. Pleas click this link so we can find a cure for gingervitis!

A Little FYI

I dont know if any of you care, but I put my Gamer Tag on the bottom of my page in case any one wants to come get some in Halo or Call of Duty 4. Just know that I warned you, and it wont be pretty.

Im Live as Hell

Ok so I have been fucking around all god damn night with this "I'm going to create my own blog, high five" thing. Well its a done deal, to prove to the world that I do actually draw pictures all day and get paid for it, mind you. Visit Not The Designer Type, I will be posting recent design work. A online portfolio if you will, tell your friends, tell your relatives, or shake a bum and tell him you know a guy who does things, after you tell him to get a job first of course. So there it is whether you like it or loath it I am live as hell.