Thursday, October 22, 2009

Tunnel of Sore Butts

You have to admire this guy. He justs wants to rape as many people as possible and he is not even ashamed about it. I could explain this article but I dont think I would do it enough justice. Direct your eyeballs to dipshit. I hope his artistic liscense is valid in prison where pah-lenty of mustached men will refer to his butt hole as "The Rape Tunnel"

3 comments:

Timmay said...

The dude is crazy, but he might also be a genius. I will grant him this, it is the first artistic exhibit that I have bothered to read about and I really enjoyed the interview.

I can't wait for the exhibition. Some dipshit is going to crawl into that tunnel, this dude is going to do his best to work that person over in a familiar way, and then the true art begins. He gets arrested, charged, and tried. Is it rape if you say, "Come over to my house and I will rape the shit out of you," and then the person comes over? Or are you consenting to it by showing up?

For example, if I punch you in the face, that is battery. A crime. If we both sign up for a boxing competition and get in the ring and I punch you in the face, there is no crime, because we both have consented to being hit as a part of the competition.

Isn't crawling into a clearly labeled "RAPE TUNNEL" saying "go ahead and rape me, thanks?"

Rock solid. Art that matters.

BeArCaT said...

In context, I have to say, the following paragraph is probably one of the funniest things I've ever read:

"First of all, I want to make it clear that I plan to make the experience as unpleasant as I possibly can to anyone who dares to crawl through the tunnel. I will try to the best of my ability to make them regret their decision."

Big Tasty said...

It sounds like the guy who started Back Room Facials is now into artwork. All I can imagine is the artist yelling in a his thick accent.

"You cum, you are out of here"

"Dont you dare enjoy this, dont you fucking enjoy this."

"Bark like a dog for me"
(Girl) "ruff ruff"
"Whats that girl? Theres a fire in the barn"