I have always had a thing for her and boy, does she look hot in her new movie Blake Snake Moan. So in honor of me really wanting to see that movie here ya go. For full-frontal check out Prozac Nation, which is actually a pretty good movie.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Well Brian "Bitch Tits" Butch it could have been worse..
One of my favorite players suffered a horrific injury over the weekend. Check it out. I think career may be in jeopardy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Ghupxbj9g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Ghupxbj9g
I miss Milwaukee
This is courtesy of the gentleman at 1977 N. Oakland. Shit like this really makes me miss all the funny shit that happens down there. Enjoy!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LAZgcC3jgo
http://www.vidking.com/celeb-vids-2437-Ludacris-and-Blizzard-Man-throw-down-tight-Tracks.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LAZgcC3jgo
http://www.vidking.com/celeb-vids-2437-Ludacris-and-Blizzard-Man-throw-down-tight-Tracks.htm
Friday, February 23, 2007
This weekend
I am finally moving into my place and out of my parents house. It has been five long months since I purchased my place and the work is starting to get lame. I know the work will really never be finished when you are a home owner but at least now I will get to enjoy living there. I know my parents dont read this, but I owe them everything. They are the only reasons this was possible and I have no idea where I would be without them. They are truly the heros in my life and I hope in payment for all they have given I can give my kids the same type of love, support, and guidance. I would also like to thank the Pony Boys, Jake and Noel for putting up with the messy place, Sara for putting up with me, Worm and Jon for there expertise, TK for his his trim work, and everyone that had a hand in helping me get this shit done. I cannot wait to spend my first night in my new place in my own bed. Hopefully I can crisen the.
Saturday weather permitting I will be heading down to Milwaukee to celebrate Jenny's birthday. I never have a bad time partying with Jenny so I am definately keeping my fingers crossed that the weather is not too terrible. Also my brother is having another fiesta and I would like to try my hand at some freshman ladies. Dont know how much longer I will be able to say that. Thanks again to all that have helped me with my place and I plan on returning the favor.
Saturday weather permitting I will be heading down to Milwaukee to celebrate Jenny's birthday. I never have a bad time partying with Jenny so I am definately keeping my fingers crossed that the weather is not too terrible. Also my brother is having another fiesta and I would like to try my hand at some freshman ladies. Dont know how much longer I will be able to say that. Thanks again to all that have helped me with my place and I plan on returning the favor.
Retro Blog Post
Alright and now for the moment not too many of you have been waiting for. The number one most embarrassing moment in the life of one Matthew Earl Browne. My thanks go out to everyone who can appreciate a good embarrassing story. I do have to say not one person has sent me a story to compete with my list which is disappointing. I was kind of hoping this would be an open forum, but the blog has received good initial reviews which is good so I will keep them coming.
Surprise! Another story that takes place when I was in high school. For those of you who don’t know me the thing that I wanted most while I was their was to lose my virginity and when it finally happened I thought my life was complete. For about the next 6 months pretty much the only thing I wanted to do was master the art form. Through my years I have encountered many forms of chemical dependency, but none have had a firmer grip on me. That was until the biggest sex scandal rocked the two small towns of Marshall and Deerfield.
My girlfriend at the time was an All-American girl. She was good at everything and I mean everything. She played every sport, student council, theatre, choir, math team, science team, you name it and she did it. Plus she was a blond bombshell and she had my head spinning. Now I know most of you are thinking how in the hell did he ever pull something like that and to be honest with you I have no idea. One important thing to note in this story is the fact that she was from Deerfield and that people from Deerfield usually have 20 to 40 family members living within the town limits. She was no different and her family agreed with me thinking that for the most part she was out of my league. Her parents did like me which was good because they scared the crap out of me. Her dad was about 6-5 320 pounds and I felt that if I hurt his daughter in any way that my days here would be numbered. Her mom was petit but I also knew that a slip up would be deadly.
Well like I said once we this girl and I began having sex it was almost like we were single handedly trying to save the earths population. This was difficult because at the time neither of us were allowed in each others rooms. The skin on my knees is perma carpet burned. Life was good. One day when I got home from school I got a call from her and I could tell something was wrong. Call it intuition or it could have been the sobbing in which I could not understand anything she was saying. All I could make out was my Dad knows that we are having sex. “Hmmm”. I thought to myself, “maybe this relationship was never meant to be walk away now and live to fight another day”. That was what I was thinking what I was saying was, “Hold on I will be right over.” Now I made the 8 mile trip probably a thousand times but this is the only one I remember. I was shaking the whole way over there and I honestly I thought of all the horrible things he was going to do to me. On the way over there my girlfriend had called me back and this time she told me the complete story. She had said one of he fathers old friends was in the plumbing business. One of his job descriptions was pumping septic tanks. Now I do not know all the ins and outs to the waste removal business but what she told me blew my fucking mind. Apparently during the pumping process an obscene amount of used contraceptives were detected. This must have really amused the plumber as he could not wait to give it to my girlfriends father. See he did not know about me and he thought that her dad was trying to put the spark back into there relationship. I still have never heard how that conversation went or the look on his face during but what I do know is it did not take any CSI team to know whose DNA was floating in that sess pool. When I pulled up to the drive way there he was sitting on the bench outside. I had never seen him sit outside and I figured it was just to keep the blood from getting on his carpet. I got out of my car and sat down beside him where we proceeded to sit in silence for about ten minutes. He finally said, “You should probably go inside you are not my favorite person right now,” before he was finished I was inside my heart racing and my palms sweating. Her mother waited for me inside with a nice hug and she told me that she did not think I would make inside. I sat in the living room by myself for the next hour her dad outside her upstairs me wondering when the next time she will want to have sex. After an hour she came down and was very thankful that I had come over her mother and father sat us down and gave us the dreaded speech. I told them that I loved there daughter and meant that with all my heart and they knew that someday this would happen. They probably did not think like this, but who the hell did. The next week her mom had taken her to get on the pill, yeaaaaaaaaaaah, and we never used a condom again. This fact is something I got quite used to and came back to bite me in a story that narrowly missed the top ten. All in all everything worked out and I have a great story to tell everyone.
Surprise! Another story that takes place when I was in high school. For those of you who don’t know me the thing that I wanted most while I was their was to lose my virginity and when it finally happened I thought my life was complete. For about the next 6 months pretty much the only thing I wanted to do was master the art form. Through my years I have encountered many forms of chemical dependency, but none have had a firmer grip on me. That was until the biggest sex scandal rocked the two small towns of Marshall and Deerfield.
My girlfriend at the time was an All-American girl. She was good at everything and I mean everything. She played every sport, student council, theatre, choir, math team, science team, you name it and she did it. Plus she was a blond bombshell and she had my head spinning. Now I know most of you are thinking how in the hell did he ever pull something like that and to be honest with you I have no idea. One important thing to note in this story is the fact that she was from Deerfield and that people from Deerfield usually have 20 to 40 family members living within the town limits. She was no different and her family agreed with me thinking that for the most part she was out of my league. Her parents did like me which was good because they scared the crap out of me. Her dad was about 6-5 320 pounds and I felt that if I hurt his daughter in any way that my days here would be numbered. Her mom was petit but I also knew that a slip up would be deadly.
Well like I said once we this girl and I began having sex it was almost like we were single handedly trying to save the earths population. This was difficult because at the time neither of us were allowed in each others rooms. The skin on my knees is perma carpet burned. Life was good. One day when I got home from school I got a call from her and I could tell something was wrong. Call it intuition or it could have been the sobbing in which I could not understand anything she was saying. All I could make out was my Dad knows that we are having sex. “Hmmm”. I thought to myself, “maybe this relationship was never meant to be walk away now and live to fight another day”. That was what I was thinking what I was saying was, “Hold on I will be right over.” Now I made the 8 mile trip probably a thousand times but this is the only one I remember. I was shaking the whole way over there and I honestly I thought of all the horrible things he was going to do to me. On the way over there my girlfriend had called me back and this time she told me the complete story. She had said one of he fathers old friends was in the plumbing business. One of his job descriptions was pumping septic tanks. Now I do not know all the ins and outs to the waste removal business but what she told me blew my fucking mind. Apparently during the pumping process an obscene amount of used contraceptives were detected. This must have really amused the plumber as he could not wait to give it to my girlfriends father. See he did not know about me and he thought that her dad was trying to put the spark back into there relationship. I still have never heard how that conversation went or the look on his face during but what I do know is it did not take any CSI team to know whose DNA was floating in that sess pool. When I pulled up to the drive way there he was sitting on the bench outside. I had never seen him sit outside and I figured it was just to keep the blood from getting on his carpet. I got out of my car and sat down beside him where we proceeded to sit in silence for about ten minutes. He finally said, “You should probably go inside you are not my favorite person right now,” before he was finished I was inside my heart racing and my palms sweating. Her mother waited for me inside with a nice hug and she told me that she did not think I would make inside. I sat in the living room by myself for the next hour her dad outside her upstairs me wondering when the next time she will want to have sex. After an hour she came down and was very thankful that I had come over her mother and father sat us down and gave us the dreaded speech. I told them that I loved there daughter and meant that with all my heart and they knew that someday this would happen. They probably did not think like this, but who the hell did. The next week her mom had taken her to get on the pill, yeaaaaaaaaaaah, and we never used a condom again. This fact is something I got quite used to and came back to bite me in a story that narrowly missed the top ten. All in all everything worked out and I have a great story to tell everyone.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Top Ten: Action Movies
#10 The Matrix: Yes this movie was watered down by the two movies that followed this one, but at its time this was one of the coolest movies I have ever seen. I had to watch it a few times to understand it but you know it must be well written if you can believe Keanu as a super hero. I believed it.
#9 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: My favorite from the trilogy also had the best action. I know a lot of people are not into the sword, ax, and bow wielding action but this movie kicks ass and all you haters can go to hell.
#8 Raiders of the Lost Arc: I know I know all trilogies but these are all really good movies. The first Indiana Jones is action packed with a snake pit, a great bar fight, and probably one of the most famous fist fights of any movie. Which ended with a decapitation I might add.
#7 Resevoir Dogs: Tarentino’s first movie does not have a ton of action in it but I think you need to call it an action movie. This is the first of three tarentino movies to make my list.
#6 Sin City: To me this is a very underrated film that is probably the coolest looking movie I have ever seen. The movie is supposed to look just like the graphic novel and there are scenes that are identical. Great performances by Willis, Owen, and Rourke and throw in the beautiful Alba, Dawson, and Murphy and you have a great movie. If it came out earlier it probably would be higher on my list.
#5 Kill Bill: Volume One: I really enjoyed these movies and as hard it is to believe that Uma Thurman could be Samuraiesque she is actually pretty believable with a sword. Toss in Tarentino as the director and this goes down as one of the best action movies ever.
#4 True Lies: I had to have one Arnold movie on my list and I think this beats out both Terminators and Eraser as the one. This movie has everything great action, a great striptease, and of course the funniest character I have ever seen, Bill Paxton as the used car salesman. “The Vet gets the wet”. I love this movie.
#3 Heat: A very realistic action movie that has some great acting performances by DeNiro, Pacino, and Kilmer. Michael Mann is probably my second favorite action director behind Tarentino and that is a close second with films like this Last of the Mohicans, Collateral, and Miami Vice.
#2 Platoon: The only war movie to make my list. This is a really violent and really realistic action movie that I think Oliver Stone hits a home run on. This movie is not for everyone but if Vietnam was anything like this it could be possible the most fucked up place in the world.
#1 Pulp Fiction: I don’t know if this is technically an action movie because Tarentino could have his own genre all together. However this movie is one of my favorite movies of all time. The dialogue is amazing, the action is real, and there are some really funny parts. Throw in a great script and you have my #1 action movie of all-time.
Honorble Mention:
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Braveheart, Return of the Jedi, Empire Strikes Back, The Rock, Eraser, Terminator 1 and 2, Jaws, and Saving Private Ryan.
#9 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: My favorite from the trilogy also had the best action. I know a lot of people are not into the sword, ax, and bow wielding action but this movie kicks ass and all you haters can go to hell.
#8 Raiders of the Lost Arc: I know I know all trilogies but these are all really good movies. The first Indiana Jones is action packed with a snake pit, a great bar fight, and probably one of the most famous fist fights of any movie. Which ended with a decapitation I might add.
#7 Resevoir Dogs: Tarentino’s first movie does not have a ton of action in it but I think you need to call it an action movie. This is the first of three tarentino movies to make my list.
#6 Sin City: To me this is a very underrated film that is probably the coolest looking movie I have ever seen. The movie is supposed to look just like the graphic novel and there are scenes that are identical. Great performances by Willis, Owen, and Rourke and throw in the beautiful Alba, Dawson, and Murphy and you have a great movie. If it came out earlier it probably would be higher on my list.
#5 Kill Bill: Volume One: I really enjoyed these movies and as hard it is to believe that Uma Thurman could be Samuraiesque she is actually pretty believable with a sword. Toss in Tarentino as the director and this goes down as one of the best action movies ever.
#4 True Lies: I had to have one Arnold movie on my list and I think this beats out both Terminators and Eraser as the one. This movie has everything great action, a great striptease, and of course the funniest character I have ever seen, Bill Paxton as the used car salesman. “The Vet gets the wet”. I love this movie.
#3 Heat: A very realistic action movie that has some great acting performances by DeNiro, Pacino, and Kilmer. Michael Mann is probably my second favorite action director behind Tarentino and that is a close second with films like this Last of the Mohicans, Collateral, and Miami Vice.
#2 Platoon: The only war movie to make my list. This is a really violent and really realistic action movie that I think Oliver Stone hits a home run on. This movie is not for everyone but if Vietnam was anything like this it could be possible the most fucked up place in the world.
#1 Pulp Fiction: I don’t know if this is technically an action movie because Tarentino could have his own genre all together. However this movie is one of my favorite movies of all time. The dialogue is amazing, the action is real, and there are some really funny parts. Throw in a great script and you have my #1 action movie of all-time.
Honorble Mention:
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Braveheart, Return of the Jedi, Empire Strikes Back, The Rock, Eraser, Terminator 1 and 2, Jaws, and Saving Private Ryan.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
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