WTF???

With the election coming up I dont understand why Energy is not at the top of everyones platform. This is completely absurd to me. I filled up my car on Friday for $3.49 a gallon. I think a gallon of gasoline has been over $3.00 for over a year, and nobody is doing a damn thing about it. For the first time in my young life I am actually contacing my local Congresswoman. Yes I sent an email to Tammy Baldwin today and I urge everyone to do the same. Here is the content of that email:

Dear Congresswoman Baldwin,

I am new to this voting district, so I cannot say that I supported you in the last election. I know both of my parents have been supporters of you for a long time. I feel like there is a major problem being overlooked by the platforms of all our local and national politicians. That problem being skyrocketing energy costs. I like most of Americans am affected dearly by these increases Especially with the cost of one gallon of gasoline. I have spent the morning reading a little bit about you, and see that you serve on the committee on Energy and Commerce. How has your committee tried to combat these increased costs? I worry that the democratic platform has placed such a high priority on the increased health care costs in this country that they may have lost site of a far more grave issue. I guess I don't understand how from 1980 to 2000 gas prices were some where in the range of $.080 to $1.80. For twenty years they stayed that way. Since 2000 we have seen gas prices nearly tripled. Yet, I watch the debates and hear little mention of what is being done to lower these prices.

I am concerned that there is not a ceiling in sight for these price increases. However, I am far more concerned of what seems to be a lack of concern by those leading this country. I am concerned that your constituents are spending over a $100 a week in order to commute to work, when our economy is as bad as it has been in my memory. In closing I just would like to hear what steps you and I can do to help make a difference on this issue. Or is it time to give up hope, sell my car and learn to ride a bike again?

Sincerely,

Concerned Voter

I guess it is worth noting that I don't even pay for my own gas as I have a company car. However does everyone else feel like this is a problem being kept under wraps by the American public? I dont understand how this isnt issue number one of the American public in the upcomming elections. The way gas prices have gone up in the last 10 years has been absolutely absurd. I for one wonder how much every American is spending on gas per year. I also wonder how our economy would be different right now if that money was being put to some different use.

As a 25 year old, one of my biggest concerns for this country, is the amount of retirees that I will probably have to support in my lifetime. This is quickly becoming just as big of an issue with me. I would like to hear what some of you have to say on this issue?

Theme Song for the Banana Cock Spring Break!

Film Drunk posted this video which essentially looks like a the theme song of our spring break. Am I the only one that finds phallus humor so damn funny. I know it may be a stretch in this video but kids dancing around and singing about a banana milkshake by a band called The Naked Brothers puts a smile on my face. That is difficult on a monday. Especially a Monday following the losses of two badger teams over the weekend, ending both of there seasons. Well the good news is the Spring Game is two weeks away!

uuughhhhhhhhh....mild chub

So I am slowly trying to get my brains back together after I watched the badgers* shit themselves tonight. A couple of highlights for me during the game. well really only one. I went to a local bar in Edgerton called the Red Baron to watch the game because they were serving free chicken wings. FREE FUCKING CHICKEN WINGS DURING THE WHOLE GAME!!!!!!!!!! Chicken has never had such a calming effect on me it must of been its deep free deep friedness. If anyone even knows a little bit about me, I love free shit. If a homeless guy was giving away free shit, literally giving away his own turds form homeless butt cheeks. I would more than likely at least check it out. So at first I make the decision I am not going down to the Barron. They had this shit advertised in the local paper, so its going to be packed and gay, little did I know the only thing getting fag fucked was going to be the rim that Curry kept shoving every field goal through. I digress, back to the fried greatness. So Callie talks me into going, this might be the defining moment in our relationship, because she made a game time decision that will never have me second guessing her judgment again. Did I tell you they served free wings while Davidson changed the badgers* diaper for 40 minutes. So really no one was even there and we got served up the first basket. (editors note: I was giving a pretty strong stink eye while I waited) Well that one basket lead to three and me almost badgering my undies. So I crossed out the badger eyes on me badger tee and dragged my ass out of there.
Which brings me to this post. So I jump on the net make sure my bottle of Knob Creek is still coming out of Brownes checking account, and I come across something astounding. I find this photographers website that is amazing. It contains some really awesome photos but more importantly some boobs, soft core porn, and the type of parties that Browne blogs about attending, but you and I know the parties he attends normally contain Browne hanging at the bar trying to forget that the only pussy he is bringing home really does smell and looks likes a whales vagina. So check it out, I hope your wieners are as thankful as mine is or should I say was.
(*I didn't capitalize the badgers because they don't deserve proper grammar until the football season officially starts and or Butch Tits stops thinking he is the real B.J. Armstrong)

Typical Friday Post: Ladies its Not Me its You

So I found this interesting article probably written by some babe about how men have a hard time reading the clues put out there by women. Either the ladies are trying to be friendly and we think they want to bone, or they are trying to get frisky and we think they are just trying to be friendly. Now to all you married readers, stop reading now, you dont have to deal with the clues your loved one puts out because you know them pat. However for all of you singles that visit this blog listen up. Non verbal clues to show your interest are utterly pointless. I mean come on! How am I supposed to know you are interested, because you brushed my arm with your boob at 11:45 while I was walking up to the bar to grab another shot? Or how am I supposed to know that you dont like me just because you dont laugh at one of my jokes, I dont think one girl I have ever conned into having sex with me thought i was funny, well not until she saw me naked. Give me a flippin break here. If you are hungry, then tell me you are hungry, and you will get fed. Thirsty? Just let me know and I will get you a drink. We make this whole courtship process so damn hard that half the time we are just sorting through bullshit.

You are probably thinking i have no grounds to speak on this because I am so far from an expert in the ways of the women. To that I totally agree, the opposite sex has always been a fucking mystery to me. However I am on a path to change the entire courtship process. No longer will I have any reactions to non verbal communications. You want me to be sympathetic to your needs, no problem, just tell me you had a shitty day and you need some support. You want to be told how beautiful you are? I will tell you that everyday, but dont ask me, "do I look fat in these pants?". Look I can handle being told when you are not interested in sex or not interested in me period. I also actually think it is a bigger turn on for you to flat out come out and tell me that you are into me and you want to get down. Shit i would much rather have her tell me that then some pointless flirting and what not. I promise to do the same. I will no longer make small talk, and tell you what you want to hear when i want a blow job. Nope, instead i am pulling out and saying, "what has two thumbs and has a cock in need of some oral stimulation?" "THis Guy!" Ten times out of nine my theory and approach to "game" wont work. But every hundred times i flat out tell these women my intentions, one of them will agree with me. That one time will be perfect because we both will get what we want with out all the bullshit.

I think the reason behind the evolution of my game has been the text message. It has revolutionalized the way I talk to women. Long winded bs is as dead as shakespeare. You need to get your ideas down in the shortest amount of words possible and that is great! I can be so blunt over a text message and if I dont get the reply I want I know what her answer will be. Trust me ladies it works better this way. What is more awkward? Reading a text message from me that has more innuendo's than a penthouse forum letter, or going out on some boring date with me filled awkward silences and pointless mind games? Ladies embrace this evolution and I promise me you be just as satisfied as before, which is not very. I on the other hand will be extremely saitisfied, because i will have gotten what I want by putting in the least amount of work possible. Something that has been a standard of my way of living since the start of my existence.

So now you know the game has changed. Guys feel free to join me on my quest to stop all the mind games. We are only men, not gypsy mind readers. Ladies if I new what you wanted without you telling me I would be way out of your league. I dont so why make it difficult. Guys you need to do the same. These girls aren't just going to know when you need to be fellated, or when you think you are at the point of the relationship where anal sex needs to be explored. No, we need to start telling it like it is as well. In the 21st century we have all the means neccasary to communicate our thoughts with precise clarity. Lets start fucking using them!

This will all be in my book, "Striking Out With Babes For Dummies".

Oh yeah here is the link

Mexicans Hate Emos Too!

My buddy Zach sent me this link , all I can say is it is about time. Basically the link talks about how Emos or as they are referred to in Mexico "pokemonos" are really hated. I guess there has actually been violence towards my most hated group of children. Well gingers are right up there. Anyways if you want to join the movement against these pokemonos click here.

My favorite quote from the story, "What do you do when you are confronted with a question mark about sexuality in Mexico?" Arellano said. "You beat it up."

Priceless

This is Too Funny Not to Post

My buddy, Josh, just sent me this picture. I dont think words can do it justice.

Email Fight

I am going to send you to Filmdrunk for highlighting a highlighted Email fight between some fan of Star Wars or something named Fanboy and movie director Steve Brill. It would be pretty lame to email someone and tell them they suck at there job repeatedly. But Brill's responses are so bone chilling that he should make a horror movie based around this email feud. Anyway Filmdrunks commentary on it just adds to the hilarity definitely check it out.