So I am slowly trying to get my brains back together after I watched the badgers* shit themselves tonight. A couple of highlights for me during the game. well really only one. I went to a local bar in Edgerton called the Red Baron to watch the game because they were serving free chicken wings. FREE FUCKING CHICKEN WINGS DURING THE WHOLE GAME!!!!!!!!!! Chicken has never had such a calming effect on me it must of been its deep free deep friedness. If anyone even knows a little bit about me, I love free shit. If a homeless guy was giving away free shit, literally giving away his own turds form homeless butt cheeks. I would more than likely at least check it out. So at first I make the decision I am not going down to the Barron. They had this shit advertised in the local paper, so its going to be packed and gay, little did I know the only thing getting fag fucked was going to be the rim that Curry kept shoving every field goal through. I digress, back to the fried greatness. So Callie talks me into going, this might be the defining moment in our relationship, because she made a game time decision that will never have me second guessing her judgment again. Did I tell you they served free wings while Davidson changed the badgers* diaper for 40 minutes. So really no one was even there and we got served up the first basket. (editors note: I was giving a pretty strong stink eye while I waited) Well that one basket lead to three and me almost badgering my undies. So I crossed out the badger eyes on me badger tee and dragged my ass out of there.
Which brings me to this post. So I jump on the net make sure my bottle of Knob Creek is still coming out of Brownes checking account, and I come across something astounding. I find this photographers website that is amazing. It contains some really awesome photos but more importantly some boobs, soft core porn, and the type of parties that Browne blogs about attending, but you and I know the parties he attends normally contain Browne hanging at the bar trying to forget that the only pussy he is bringing home really does smell and looks likes a whales vagina. So check it out, I hope your wieners are as thankful as mine is or should I say was.
(*I didn't capitalize the badgers because they don't deserve proper grammar until the football season officially starts and or Butch Tits stops thinking he is the real B.J. Armstrong)
1 comment:
Well like you the highlight of my friday night, was the food and whisky i consumed. The lowlight was the Badgers once again failing when the spotlight is the brightest. 31 wins is a helluva accomplishment, but losing by 20 to a 10 seed is a major dissapointment. Hopefully the football team can go 12-1 and lose by 28 in a BCS bowl game.
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