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You will probably not gain any insight, fulfillment, or sense of well being by reading this blog. I will try and keep this light with some occasional heartfelt sentiment. My spelling and grammar is poor, deal with it. Last but not least this blog will be a lot more enjoyable for everyone if you speak YOUR opinion on it.
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What?!? You've never seen a small dick?!?
"Yeah, I have not been able to see my cock when I look down as I am taking a leak since 5th grade. Deal with it."
"Yeah these are mine, how else do you dry out anal beads...is that weird" **frowny face, twists nipple ring**
"If you think the banana cock tattoo is bad, you should see what I found on tattooed on my ass"
Have a couple more shots and then look at me again. Are we there yet?
Mardi Gras Beads, check!
Nipple Ring, check!
Stretch Marks, check!
Rupple Rash...what the fuck, no rash?
Better get a Banana Cock Tattoo..Checkmate
20 years in the future:
"Mom, how did you ever let that bloated tiger training dummy near your cooter?"
"Yeah, Noel and I had a wild night and I have the stamp from his dick on my stomach to prove it. Good times!"
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