Friday, May 1, 2009

The Onion Strikes Again

Three Fingered On Class Trip To Washington, D.C.
April 25, 2009 | Issue 45•17

WASHINGTON—Less than 24 hours into their class trip to Washington D.C., ninth-graders from Middleton Junior High School are reporting that three of their female classmates have been fingered...full article

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"I think these trips are so important because they get the kids out of their little bubble back at school," said chaperone and ninth-grade history teacher Heidi DeWitt, whose daughter has been fingered twice during the excursion. "Washington, D.C. is such an amazing city. I'm sure this will be an experience these kids will never forget."

1 comment:

Big Tasty said...

TK, this is the best Onion article I have read in years. I was reading this last week at lunch and I literally broke out laughing. Though I know there is way too much truth to the article and I am pretty scared that my daughter will most likely be going on these trips in about 15 years...