Humpday: Yes The Economy is Hurting Even This!

Remeber when 300 million dollars could get you anything from the most beautiful women in the world to your own freaking island. Well I guess it doesnt get you anything, because Alex Rodriguez is getting a divorce from his whore wife Cynthia (she is fucking Lenny Kravitz) to be with a washed up whore in Madonna. Note to Arod, your fucking rich think a little bit bigger. Take a little bit of advice from Jeter, dont get married, and fuck a different MODEL every night!

This Guy is Playing Tucker Max

A little update on the movie I am highly anticipating. Matt Czuchry (pictured) is playing Tucker Max in the film adaptation of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. Matt has had roles in Friday Night Lights and the Gilmore Girls. I am kind of glad they didnt get a big name as this movie kind of feels like the first American Pie movie. After the full cast was revealed I my hopes of it went down a bit, but I still think it will translate well into a movie.

2 Live Crew Bloggin!

UPDATE: Sorry I should of mentioned why CC hates punctuation so much. It was repoprted by everyone that CC told the brewers he did not want the periods in his name (C.C.) he only wanted CC. Look dont ask me why, what do I look like? The smartest sexiest blooger of all time who just knows everything? Well for pete sake. The only reasoning I can come up with is that When you are 6'7 and your arms look like elephant trunks and you can throw baseballs faster than I would blow it on Megan Foxs chin, you can pretty much do what ever the fuck you want. So if doesnt want 2 dots in his name well you go right ahead kind sir, just take us deep into October and consider those dots gone.
So its the top of the seventh and CC "Fuck your punctuation" Sabathia just took a seat after his first apperance as a Brewer. I cant say I am disappointed but not what I was expecting with all the surrounding hype. I really thought CC would gobble it up and come out and dominate. 3 runs let in thus far, given I wouldn't say they were all his fault even though I think he walked 6 batters.
I was just wondering if I am alone on this If a base runner is off the bag and is tagged, isnt he out like a mother fucker? Especially when the Ump is 4 feet away starring at the play, I dont know, I almost pooped my net shorts when I saw that shit. Anyway I will say I love CC's intensity after that big strike out to end the top of the 6th. It seems like he is super happy to be here and wants to win.
I dont like that everyone is talking big things for the brewers in the near future, I would just assume keep all the jinxing for the Cubs, this might be their year, wait I mean it is their year fuck you Cubs, I cant wait for the end of July when we see them again at home. Lets also not forget that this is still the Brewers and they can piss it away with the best of them. Its 4-3 bottom of the 7th we got the lead with Braun up for CC's sake I hope he gets the W we all know how Brewers fans, well Wisconsin residents for that matter handle the slightest bit of disappointment...COME ON BRAUN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SWINGING AT????!!!!!!!!!!
to be continued....
I am back 7-3 Crew, I love the Brewers defense these days! I cant decide if I love my photoshop skills as much as the brewers defense, shoulders shrugged.
And that is the game my friends not too shabby, consider my jersey untucked!

Shit Show

Well, I am back from my weekend up North and to be frank, I think I will be dying at least five years earlier because of my behavior up there. All of my decision making was poor, from the moment I left my house last Thursday afternoon. From not wearing sun screen, to drinking as much as I possible could every second I was awake, it just was not good. With that being said, I have no regrets as it was one of the best fucking weekends of my life. From a crazy hookup inside my car (dont worry it wasnt me) to the best game of ass-over-tea kettle (game involves getting down on all fours behind a friend when he is engaging with someone else, other friend sees you and pushes said friend over you). We got my buddy korth 10 times in one hour and he almost killed us all. Which he had every right too by the way. To an epic volleyball serious that ended in heart break just like last year. I ate like a king and drank like a king, and sucked up so much of the suns rays that I can hardly step out side right now. To some this wouldnt be anyway to spend a vacation, to us it was just another trip up to good ol Pelican Lake. Suprisingly I think we will actually be invited again next year! The only thing that sucked was the drive back in which both of my passengers passed out. They were the two drunkest guys of the weekend but still that was a fucking long drive home solo, when you are extremely hung over.

I got home to find out the Brewers traded for the Hefty Lefty, yes my favorite pitcher in all of baseball. I cant be more thrilled. For management to take payroll over 90 million to me is a great response to the fan support shown this year, by all Brewer fans. If I have any readers that are fans, please take a second to vote for my favorite Brewer, since Paul Moliter for the all-star game. Vote for Corey Hart Bitches!

In other news, I decided not to even sip any alchohol until this bachelor party i am going to on Saturday. I dont thing I have much in the tank and this party is probably going to be crazy. So I will be taking it incredible easy this week. I didnt get any FEMA money but I am now applying for a federal loan to do the work in my house. I am guessing the total cost of repairst will range in the $8,500.00 range and I hadnt plugged that away for a rainy day, so I am hoping to get one of these loans. I hear they are like 2% interest or something like that and I believe you have a full year before you have to make any payment. So my fingers are crossed, in the mean time I finished moving upstairs, and my friend Aaron and his girl are moving in this weekend. I am pretty excited to be living with Aaron again as some of my favorite memories happened when we lived together on the corner of Kenwood and Maryland. Even though I nearly got us evicted before he even moved in. Anyways I apologize for the lack of posts, this summer has been the busiest of my life, and I dont see it slowing down anytime soon, so I dont know how much I will be posting. I hope to get back to posting everyday soon however, and I appreciate those who still take the time to stop by and read, DWI.

So heres a post

So I have had a few c-tails let's not beat around the bush. Speaking of Bush did all you "every man" porn seeking gentleman hear about the CC "Sabertoothe" Sabathia trade that went down, of course you did because if you didn't than we don't want you reading this shitty blog anymore. Oh and ESPN just reminded me of how much I am sick and tired of hearing about B. Farve and how bad he wants to M. Jordan the White Soxs or better yet the ideal of the Bulls. For fuck sakes let it go, you were great, but in his age he will shit his pants if he came back, figuratively speaking of course. Let A. Rogers do his thing whether he shits his pants or not it will be a fresh turd and not a turd that had threatened to ruin a fresh pair or plaid oshorts.
Anyway I just had a moment and thought I would poop in ( yeah I said poop) and say hi. So hi, I have been busy the last few months, so I apologize that I haven't been around the last few, not like you have given a shit.
I spent last sunday at the Tasties parents residence and let me tell you, I called one of my relatives the wrong name as I was leaving, that is the last time I snuggle up to the bar with Wes and my old man. The got me deep into the count with a bottle of Fleschies with Smirnoff as the closer. Thank god that Cop got caught looking on HWY BB, with that sinker that missed the middle of plate inside that I took deep into Edgerton for the home run.
Anyhoo it is great to be a Brewer fan these days my testicals are pretty jerked I mean jacked I mean I am happy to be home jerkin' it to the Brewers, I mean never mind. How should I end this..............your gay!

You cant make this shit up!

Since I have been on a petty theft theme, I thought I would let everyone know that if I ever get into home invasions, not to sounds gay or anything but this is exactly how I would go about it. To fucking funny.

Update: Ohio Trip and 4th of July Trip

As I mentioned last week, I was gone for the weekend in the Buckeye state visiting some relatives. I scheduled the trip for that weekend because I knew it would be a nice relaxing trip in between the two craziest weekends of the summer, Marshall Fest and our annually trip to up north for the 4th of July. I went to Ohio with my mom and my girlfriend and it was just as I hoped, a nice, cheap, peaceful weekend. I read two books, got as much sun as I could handle (90 degrees in Columbus), ate like a fucking pig, and visited with family. Pretty much a perfect vaca. The only thing that blew was a 10 hour ride home that had us stuck in traffic in the very beautiful Chicago Metropolitan area.

Anyways, I got back late Sunday and moved some things upstairs to my new room, and tried to wind down after that long ride. I have a lot of shit to get done this week, as I am moving, getting all the food for the trip, trying to fing some time for a buddy that is back from AZ, taking care of the lawn, and catching up at work from the two days I missed last week. I hope that since i am busy the week will fly by, because this is my favorite weekend of the summer each year. 3 days of craziness, in which you never can believe what happens next. Whether it be roman candles shooting at your dome, running from the cops in a paddle boat, shot after shot of wild turkey, gambling, dirty rip clubs, bathing the whale at the lake, you just cant beat a trip to northern wisconsin with 8 of your closest friends. Anyways I probably will be on sparingly the rest of the week, but I should have some great stories to tell when I get back.