So heres a post

So I have had a few c-tails let's not beat around the bush. Speaking of Bush did all you "every man" porn seeking gentleman hear about the CC "Sabertoothe" Sabathia trade that went down, of course you did because if you didn't than we don't want you reading this shitty blog anymore. Oh and ESPN just reminded me of how much I am sick and tired of hearing about B. Farve and how bad he wants to M. Jordan the White Soxs or better yet the ideal of the Bulls. For fuck sakes let it go, you were great, but in his age he will shit his pants if he came back, figuratively speaking of course. Let A. Rogers do his thing whether he shits his pants or not it will be a fresh turd and not a turd that had threatened to ruin a fresh pair or plaid oshorts.
Anyway I just had a moment and thought I would poop in ( yeah I said poop) and say hi. So hi, I have been busy the last few months, so I apologize that I haven't been around the last few, not like you have given a shit.
I spent last sunday at the Tasties parents residence and let me tell you, I called one of my relatives the wrong name as I was leaving, that is the last time I snuggle up to the bar with Wes and my old man. The got me deep into the count with a bottle of Fleschies with Smirnoff as the closer. Thank god that Cop got caught looking on HWY BB, with that sinker that missed the middle of plate inside that I took deep into Edgerton for the home run.
Anyhoo it is great to be a Brewer fan these days my testicals are pretty jerked I mean jacked I mean I am happy to be home jerkin' it to the Brewers, I mean never mind. How should I end this..............your gay!