Greatest use ever of that annoying technology known as Twitter. This 29 year-old guy lives with his 73 year-old father, and basically tweets all of the crazy shit the old bastard says. Gold, kids, gold!
A few choice selections:
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."
"You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up."
(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."
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