Ladies and Gentleman what used to be one of the hottest porn stars ever to grace the dirty mind that is C-Weed, is no longer. This is my hump day tribute to what used to be the "Hey get over here and take it in the ass" legend Jenna Jameson. Jenna was not just a porn star she was a true entrepreneur. She changed the way pornos were shot and for that matter the way I shot my eye adhesive! Jenna is one of the wealthiest and successful porn stars to date. She had a real beauty that some of the most famous actresses would kill for.
Well those times are long fucking gone and the only thing envious these days is Anorexia herself. She got rid of her delectable mammories and shoved in 2 mini basketballs, chopped off her sagging va-j-jay and stuffed her cartoonish lips with it. What a train reck!
Then to make matters worse she started dating Tito "The Deusch Bag" Ortiz he literally sucked the life completely out of her
God damn what a waste of skin this whole debauchery has become. It really is unfortunate she really was a real American beauty, and fun as hell to rub one out to. So maybe porno inst the answer for struggling actresses and self proclaimed molested teens. Who am I kidding yes it is and ladies don't be afraid to show me your boobs next time you see me!
No comments:
Post a Comment