How Are You Going to Clean this Up?

Over the weekend, Vince Schlomi, better known for the awesomeness that is the Sham Wow, had a violent run in with a prosty. Schlomi claims that he was propositioned for sex, went back to his place where he gave her a thousand dollars for straight sex (Who goes to a prosty for straight sex anyways?) When he went in for a kiss she bit his tongue and wouldn't let got. Vince did what any sane man would do and started punching her in the face. The story can be found in full over at The Smoking Gun. I don't really know what to think about this story. If you cant trust a prosty who the hell can you trust? This guy is an absolute clown. I read that he tried to sue the Farrelly Brothers once for stealing the idea to Something About Mary, however the suit was dropped. He also has tried to sue the church of Scientology, and Anna Nicole Smith. All without any luck. Vince my advice for you first of all don't tongue kiss a prosty. Her mouth was probably wrapped around 14 cocks in the last couple of days do you really want to kiss that? Secondly, you are pimping the hottest product in America, is it really that hard for you to score a babe? Christ just the thought of laying a babe down over bedding made entirely of sham wows is making the hair on my neck stand up. I think the lesson to be taken for this is don't pay for pussy, unless you are in a foreign country like Mexico or Thailand.

Thanks Silver for the heads up on this one.