Slump Day

So we missed hump day once again, and ten cents a day can feed one Ethiopian child for a year. Big fucking deal. Shit happens so for all you boo hoo'ers and nay sayers I am posting one of the most unusual looking human specimens on the face of the earth. A long time ago when Ashton Kutcher wasn't helping Demi clean the cob webs from 50 something tampon holster. Bruce and Demi had a child. Which to the worlds surprise it was no where near the level of perfectness it was supposed to be. It turned out like a Conan O'Brian skit "If the made it" Well they did make it and what a disaster. I am not saying my chiseled features are to be desired but, fuck!