Things I learned from this weekend:
- I am the Derrick Turnbow of the Pimp game, great job at setting up, but i cannot close.
- Slapping your friends in the face never is a good thing, slapping them 4 times in the face will get your ass knocked out!
- Seeing the girl of your dreams while making out with some freaky bar rat cannot help you possibly getting with that girl of your dreams.
- Dont try and kiss your ex girlfriend when you have a clear hicky on your kneck. Rookie mistake, but who gives hicky's.
- If you dont have ice a bag of frozen peas works just as well.
- Dollar beers at the Ghaus is the best drink special ever.
- The fact the Badger football team can win 10 games and play on New Years is hard to fathom.
- Chinese buffets are like making love to me, nobody leaves satisfied.
- Still trying to figure out how a half a plate of mussels costed me $120.
- What is the point on trying to get to heaven if none of your friends are going to be there with you?
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