Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Totally and Completely, Badass!

As you can probably tell by my recent posts my mind just isnt working so I am basically just post links and titty pictures. Fuck you deal with it. Anyways here are two trailers for movies that are coming out that look pretty fucking cool. The new Terminator from the trailer appears to be a cross between batman begins and transformers so it will probably suck, but I am holding out hope because I was a big fan or the first two movies. The other trailer of the Wrestler looks really good. I have been a big Aronofsky (butchered the spelling) fan since he directed Requiem and Pi and although i though the Fountain sucked a giant horsecock, sign me up for a movie that includes him directing the underrated Mickey Rourke. Not too mention Marissa Tomei shows her tits once again, reason enough to go to th This movie is actually getting some Oscar buzz.



2 comments:

Timmay said...

I'm with you on the Mickey Rourke film. I read an interesting interview with the director in Newsweek and I'm looking forward to seeing it.

As for Terminator, I've been boycotting the series because of a shitty flaw in the story. In the first film, the story is that Sarah Connor had a son named John, and John led a human revolution to overthrow the evil machine empire. Fine, got it so far.

So, once time travel is invented, the machines of the future get the big idea to send a robot assassin back in time to kill Sarah Connor before she can give birth to John, thereby altering the course of history and preventing the human revolution from overthrowing the machines. Cool, motherfucker, tell me more.

Then, in a wicked counter to your counter badass move, the HUMANS send a fucking human back in time to try to protect Sarah Connor from the machine, save Sarah's life so she can later give birth to John, preserve the course of history and protect the human revolution. So sweet.

But wait, the human bodyguard from the future fucks everything up by banging the shit out of Sarah Connor and knocking her up. Allegedly, he becomes the father of John Connor, which means the John Connor born from this future jerkoff's spunk is genetically a different John Connor than the one who led the revolution in the future. So, dumbfuck who is supposed to be preserving the course of history fucks it up just as badly as the robot assassin hoped to do. The John Connor that led the revolution is NEVER BORN. Game over, machines win. Still, nobody in the films seem to get that. Plus, it's so obvious in T2 that the little Edward Furlong fucker obviously is NOT up to the task. He's a total skater fag, not a badass battle commander. So, way to go fuckin' idiots. Didn't you have your mom proofread the script for you before you starting shooting the film?

Big Tasty said...

Haha, well it is a fucked up premise and I dont know why the had to have Kyle fucking Sara Connor. I mean sending your best friend back in time to fuck your mother in order to be your father? Yeah talk about plot holes. Still Terminator 2 was so ahead of its time in terms of action movies. The CGI used in that film was amazing and the story about how the machines actually took power is a lot better than say the Matrix. Also i totally agree that Ed Furlong was a horrible choice to be a young Jon Connor, or I should say at least he played a young Jon Connor poorly. This guy is a badass dont have some punk, thief, crybaby play the role. I am still excited for this movie even with all of these holes.