Worst Bars

I will be taking a week off from the Friday Anecdote and instead giving a list of my ten least favorite bars.

#10 Windsor Street Bar and Grill: Yeah this place was pretty fun when it opened but now it is over run with thugged out gangsters and the Karaoke sucks ass!!!

#9 Cans: Sorry Mark I have actually had some good times in there but ever since I got blacklisted I just lost all respect for a bar that plays shitty music all fucking night.

#8 State Street Brats: This bar is just simply overrated. Every time I go in there it is packed and I just dont understand why. The only cool thing that has ever happened to me there was making out with a whale while I was standing in line. I promise you it went downhill from there.

#7 Cush: Ever since that cuban guy busted me up out front I have really hated that bar. Man I wish somebody would have grabbed that fucker.

#6 Mantra: A techno room, nuff said.

#5 Silver Fox: I admit for being on this list I go there quite often but the whole place blows. They can fix it up all they want and it will still be a place where the sixty and over crowd go to play cards.

#4 Arts Performing Center: As a bar and as a strip club this place should just be demolished. I have never had a good time there and I think it is because I cannot believe that I just paid to see this.

#3 Wegners: I can only say I have been there twice and I think it really had a change on my life. If you enjoy people watching this is the bar for you becuase it is the most trashy bar I have ever seen. Cheaters meets Jerry Springer.

#2 The Brothers Chain: I dont like any of these shitty bars especially the one in Milwaukee that didnt change there playlist for about 6 months. Geigle remeber when you got beat up there?

#1 The Marshall Pub: Oh how the mighty have fallen. My one time home base has been reduced to a couple of fat ugly bartenders and a bunch of one armed coked up losers shooting pool. Are you kidding me.