Top 10 Moments of 07'

Yes it is the last day of the year, and I am at work with not a god damn thing to do. So I figured I would conjure up a list of the best moments of 07 for me. It truly was a great year, but i have said that for the last 5 or 6 years, so I guess i am just a lucky fuck. Anyway here goes it.

#10 Rage Against the Machines Concert: This was the best concert I have ever been to, and add to the fact that I am of legal drinking age, in a soggy alpine valley and shit got crazy. Highlight had to be the near beatdown we took for a glass of piss being spilled on the guys ahead of us. Luckily C-weed had our backs.

#9 My Buddy Brandon Wilkes wedding: I have been in a few wedddings now and they are all fun, but usually when you are standing up you need to behave more than everyone else because you are front and center. Well this wedding was a definite exception to that rule. The wedding party was toasted before the dinner, absolutely wrecked. By the time the evening was over I had consumed at least 3 gallons of booze that day. It also ended with me hooking up with one of my unicorns which is always a plesant suprise.

#8 I Harpooned a Whale: One of the funniest moments of 07 actually came about 10 minutes into it. That was the moment I laid eyes on the biggest divas I had ever seen, it wasnt long before she swallowed my face whole like an egg roll. That is really that funny, but when you take into account we never said one word, that was the first black girl i had ever kissed, it was in a long line for the bars so everyone had a front row view, and if you saw the look on Noels face and heard his laugh you would have thought it was histerical.

#7 I Got Knocked the Fuck Out!: Well not really but I did get my ass kicked by Geigle after I slapped him a few times. This was the craziest night of my life i think, in a long list of events that made this night special each one trumped the previous. Definately wins best A-bar of 07.

#6 Apple River Trip: Hmmm, I didnt even know about half of much of this weekend until I got home from it, but it was a wild time. The weather did not cooperate and i made a bad choice to try and drive home after floating down a river, but the weekend was epic. My highlight was either the BJ on my smoke break or stealing the bus drivers DQ blizzard. Oh yeah and whatever happened to what happens on the river stays on the river? Cocksuckers.

#5 3 on 3 tourney: I was worried that this tourney at my house was a bad idea, but it could not have gone more smoothly. Everyone had a good time from what I could gather, C$$$ had the crowd splitting at the sides, nobody got hurt, and we ended up winning. It was a great day fo sho.

#4 Best Brewer Tailgate Ever! I used to think there were lots of elements to a good tailgate. Good food, good location, nice weather etc. Now I am pretty sure there is just one that is required a lot of potent booze. My friend Curt and I made a concoction known as Jungle Juice, and we got drunk of the fumes making it. It wasnt long before everyone was crazy fucked up and the cops were escorting us from the parking lot. The night was topped off by Aaron setting up some tennis lessons. Ironically this day also had the least flattering pictures and video of 07. Believe me you dont want to know.

#3 Vegas Baby: In march of 07 I had the first of which will probably many trips to Sin City, and it did not dissapoint. We had a great time gambling and drinking like degenerates. Next time I go I promise to be in a better position finacially so i dont end up giving free months rent to roomies who had to spot your action. By the way thanks again Noel.

#2 Sunday Funday: This was more of a culmination of the entire Festival weekend, which was amazing, but Sunday was truly the most fun. From butterscotch schnapps before breakfast, to winning the raffle, to spending all my winnings in the beer tent, to meeting fall back the woman of my dreams. Whats funny is pretty much everything that made this night truly memorable cannot be said on this blog to do its x rated nature.

#1 I moved into my own place: I bought my place last year, but I didnt move in until March of this year. I have already had many, many memories and hope they continue. It was a hell of a year at 46 Tower and I think we are ready to bring in the new one in style.

Most of these moments involved booze so I am sure I could be forgetting something truly memorable, if your memory is better than mine please help me out.